Zeus Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Knocking on Ian the pinters door and running awa. He could hardly walk and had a bapit neck. Garden Olympics Drinking at the old BODA and barracks. Driving a random digger about at the barracks. All pretty tame tbh 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Once got caught playing chappie and the sad cunt dragged me back to his house and phoned the coppers. I was shiting it. Incredibly the feds actually showed up, but you could tell they thought it was all a bit ridiculous. He could probably get done for child abduction these days. Link to comment
seann coirthe Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The Aitkens Bakery van used to come round our school at break time and park at the back gate. When it snowed we would wait in ambush until he opened the back door then it was like the opening scene from Gladiatorsas snowballs rained down on the van and if you were good into the back serving area. Cunt would just pick up the spilled nudgers and yum yums and put them back on the shelf. Also used to tamper with fireworks, down at the weekend to the Rubber shop or Toy Bazzar and stock up on the right kind that we would thencut the bottom off, remove the propellant and fill the space with contents of a couple of split open bangers and then tape it all up nice and tight...Sell them at school on Monday morning and then watch as mad cunts tried to blow each other up at break time throwing our home made grenades at each other. 1 Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 The highlight of my child hood was staged beating at the old 59 terminus at the top of Howse Road. We pretended to kick fuck out of a chap who shall remain anonymous in an attempt to lure the driver out of his vehicle. It worked and when he did my mate was ready, hiding in the long grass, and drove off in the bus. Was hilarious at the time. I probably haven’t done it justice. 1 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Had to be poor Eric Milton.The very one. Cops all over the school the next day, everybody that was known to hang about Asda taken in for questioning. They never did get who it was. Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I mind Asda dyce opened 24/7 for a short while. The security guard took a deserved hidin within an inch of his life and that was that for 24/7 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I was a thieving, scamming wee cunt when I was a sprog. John Menzies got hammered. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Anyone remember the German bangers that were loud as fuck and worked even thrown into water - 3,2,1's or something. Had many a good time with them. When I look back at some of the stuff me and my mates got upto when we were younger I think we were right little cheeky know it all bastards. That said nothing majorly out of order but we still had the police round to our houses many a time. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted May 15, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted May 15, 2019 Anyone remember the German bangers that were loud as fuck and worked even thrown into water - 3,2,1's or something. Had many a good time with them.When I look back at some of the stuff me and my mates got upto when we were younger I think we were right little cheeky know it all bastards. That said nothing majorly out of order but we still had the police round to our houses many a time.Blitzkreig? Gott in Himmel Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Blitzkreig? Gott in HimmelClassic lines straight from Commando comics. Donner und Blitzen'Chalky' WhiteAarrgghhhhDie Nazi Scum Etc etc 1 Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I generously made my little sister a drink of diluting orange juice, except it was heavily diluted with fairy liquid instead of water. Was mean to my sisters. Put a dead bird through someones letter box. Wiped dog shit on someones car. Stole things. A horrible little boy to be fair, but not as bad as Bad Mobby This wrap sheet is prob quite modest in reality, but my mum was a teacher and my dad a police officer, so "iron discipline" in our household. The measure of a man. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Classic lines straight from Commando comics. Argh, I'm hit. Death to the infidel round eyes / white dogs (typically from those jap bastards / yellow rats) "Donner Und Blitzen" is the best, most regular and most reliable, as Fer Fecks Sake points out! Edit = <partridge> Slant eyed Bastards. </partridge>. Again for our valued friends, the Japanese. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Argh, I'm hit. Death to the infidel round eyes / white dogs (typically from those jap bastards / yellow rats) "Donner Und Blitzen" is the best, most regular and most reliable, as Fer Fecks Sake points out!Loved a commando comic I did back in the day and the 2nd hand book and magazine shop on King Street used to resell them for about 5p. They also used to stock a decent selection of second hand porno mags which was also nice Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 I was a thieving, scamming wee cunt when I was a sprog. John Menzies got hammered.Never trust a thief. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted May 16, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted May 16, 2019 Argh, I'm hit.Death to the infidel round eyes / white dogs (typically from those jap bastards / yellow rats)"Donner Und Blitzen" is the best, most regular and most reliable, as Fer Fecks Sake points out!Edit = <partridge> Slant eyed Bastards. </partridge>. Again for our valued friends, the Japanese.Banzai!!! Was another favourite Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Me and my mates used to tease the fuck out of this simpleton called Dottled Dod who during daylight hours would always be standing on the corner of Victoria Street and I think Gladstone Street(?) in Dyce. Always had a tranny (radio, not somebody who was confused) attached to his ear. Dunno he was probably late 20's/early 30's. Fuck he used to get wound up and the more he did, the more he took the piss out of him. And he'd chase us, never caught us. Summer holidays especially, it was great sport. Kids can be arseholes. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 no. what you mean is, YOU were an arsehole. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Used to egg and flour some cunts house as we were convinced he was the local paedo. I remember one occasion where a bag of flour was thrown but some stupid cunt had forgot to rip the top off it. 1kg bag of flour straight through the fuckin window pane! Scarpered quick after that een. Taking the local spuzzies bike and ghosty it down a hill. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Used to egg and flour some cunts house as we were convinced he was the local paedo. I remember one occasion where a bag of flour was thrown but some stupid cunt had forgot to rip the top off it. 1kg bag of flour straight through the fuckin window pane! Scarpered quick after that een. Taking the local spuzzies bike and ghosty it down a hill.Haha. That smash and the resulting flee would've been a laugh Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Never trust a thief.Agreed. Luckily I'm a reformed thief. Just a bit low level fraud nowadays(joke @police) Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 @HMRCHypocrisy thy name is Mobby Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 @allaboveboardandtotallylegalTell it to the judge Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Judgy will say the same - everything is by the book However, not claiming your cash in handers and claiming disability benefits should be enough to send you down and make you lose your blue badge.Not all disabilities are visible(or real) Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Used to egg and flour some cunts house as we were convinced he was the local paedo. @@Dad found the culprit for you Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 What ever Betty Swalicks has done, I’ve done it better and multiplied by at least 8. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 What ever Betty Swalicks has done, I’ve done it better and multiplied by at least 8.He confessed to sucking a man’s cock earlier. 4 Link to comment
ebbe Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 He confessed to sucking a man’s cock earlier.Can always count on you to lower the tone. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Not all disabilities are visible(or real)Some of the claims will be false Link to comment
alscotoz Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 no. what you mean is, YOU were an arsehole. That's what was implied, YOU fucking amoeba. Link to comment
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