The Boofon Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Boof has top trump though if I was there I'd like to think I'd have done a flight 93 style counter assault, lets fucking do these cunts, armed with scissors and stuff.All I had was a big wad of STOP cards. Should just have written the terrorists up for not wearing full PPE. That would have showed them. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 13, 2019 Author Share Posted September 13, 2019 Boof has top trump though if I was there I'd like to think I'd have done a flight 93 style counter assault, lets fucking do these cunts, armed with scissors and stuff.Genuinely had to do an online tick box course where the advise was to improvise with your environment. Fire extinguisher was the best bet apparantely. Aye so if some maniac terrorist comes into to the office heavily armed I’m supposed to run and get a fire extinguisher and nail him off the dish while he is firing shots at me. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 A man of violence threatened to strangle me on multiple occasions Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Got mugged walking home from work. Two neds grabbed me and one brought out a syringe which he said contained hiv. I wasn’t wholly convinced but felt it best I give him my g shock watch with broken illumination feature and rucksack featuring various work folders. Got run over trying to race a pal from school at lunchtime to see who could get on the 2p fruit machine first. . Fortunately just behind the car was an ambulance so I was immediately scooped up. Luckily no broken bones and randomly years later I was approached by a middle woman asking if I had ever been run over when I was at school. Same lady. Said I had given her nightmares for years Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Got stabbed near the heart once. True story. Walked it off after a couple of nights in hospital. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Nearly drowned when I was about 8 years old while swimming in the sea on holiday. Basically went too far out and the current started taking me further and further out to sea. To this day I remember thinking I am fucked unless I do a power swim like Duncan Goodhew at the Olympics. Eventually made it back to the shore greeting and collapsed with near exhaustion while my oblivious parents wondered what all the fuss was about. Other that that and the odd car crash with mates when young and reckless. Oh and Tup also threatened me once. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Jumped the Grand Canyon on my racer, when I was little (for a laugh) Made it..........justA fucking racer, pah I did that on my Grifter while it was stuck in red gear. Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Automatic car whilst fingering a minor in the passenger seat? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Automatic car whilst fingering a minor in the passenger seat?R.I.P Jeff Taken too soon Link to comment
ddia Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Fell asleep in a ditch. In January. -6 with only t-shirt and jeans on. Cosy and warm, no issues, had been slumbering for over an an hour until police and ambulance turned up and I was taken to hospital with severe hypothermia. True story, no reason to lie. Others I cannot divulge due to reasons not to be disclosed publicly, but I have also been associated with killing a person. Link to comment
ddia Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 Did you give a man a lethal blow? No. I am not a poof unlike some and their parent. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 16, 2019 Author Share Posted September 16, 2019 Fell asleep in a ditch. In January. -6 with only t-shirt and jeans on. Cosy and warm, no issues, had been slumbering for over an an hour until police and ambulance turned up and I was taken to hospital with severe hypothermia. True story, no reason to lie. Others I cannot divulge due to reasons not to be disclosed publicly, but I have also been associated with killing a person.Are you Nat Fraser? You can’t leave us hanging with that last sentence, get it spilled. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 stuck on a bus in the middle of a shoot out in Orlando when I was 13, ended up with the gang lad getting shot then bitten by a police dog, bullets whizzing past the bus. Also got threatened with a gun in a Bulgarian casino a few years back.Lies. You have lived your life before and since this date in an internet dominated world. Both these made-up events would have been front-page local press. Such as: "FAT MESS IN BIG SHOOT-OUT MESS" "EASTERN EURO CASINO BURGER HORROR SHOW!" or the like. Unless you're fishing again of course, good one. You're about as believable as ke1t. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 tbf to mini HP min, same thing happened to me years ago in Waco, Texas. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 16, 2019 Share Posted September 16, 2019 tbf to mini HP min, same thing happened to me years ago in Waco, Texas.Alright David Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 I nearly died this afternoon, some loose cannon threw a paper cup at the bin in the corner of the shack, if I hadn’t been on the rig floor I would have certainly died. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 tbf to mini HP min, same thing happened to me years ago in Waco, Texas.Good at being a support band to Foregone Conclusion. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Don’t slag em off Link to comment
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