tightbreeks Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The foreign manager who was mentioned on another thread for sexual deviancy. First port of call a European strength grot mag and a look at all first team players members. He'll have a wooden ruler and a cold spoon. He's checking for good genes and therefore players that carry themselves well, and willing to carry the fight for the Dons, no matter who we are playing. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Doubler, but not really, getting the candidates point across. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The apple doesn't fall far from the treeHaha. He got a tidy bird? Pants been sniffed? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The foreign manager who was mentioned on another thread for sexual deviancy. First port of call a European strength grot mag and a look at all first team players members. He'll have a wooden ruler and a cold spoon. He's checking for good genes and therefore players that carry themselves well, and willing to carry the fight for the Dons, no matter who we are playing.Great medical check if nothing else. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Do you still bath him, Ollie? Try and get a picture of the famous Campbell nudger. The thread and his career will skyrocket. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Gregory Leigh Racist Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Go back to shagging green belt land you incredibly trivial man You've used that (I presume) insult a couple of times now and I've absolutely no idea what yer on aboot. Care to explain? Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 8, 2020 Didn't you join here as one of the wanks? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 My brother has hens, but no Link to comment
the_shrimp Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Cosgrove has a regular sized penis but 2 metres of foreskin. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Like juice terry, an irvine Welsh the taxi driver who used to sell aerated waters off the bon accord lorries then became rentboys and sickboys go to porn star. Foreskin legend. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Like juice terry, an irvine Welsh the taxi driver who used to sell aerated waters off the bon accord lorries then became rentboys and sickboys go to porn star. Foreskin legend.He's a character all right. Ledge. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Historically ('83), Iain Angus had the biggest whanger in the Pittodrie bath. Mark McGhee had enormous balls. Brian Mitchell with the leak. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Brian Mitchell with the leak.Love a game of cluedo Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Love a game of cluedo Disappeared during the festives into the utility room Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Didn't you join here as one of the wanks? I joined in June 2009. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Love a game of cluedo Yas Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Love a game of cluedoHaha, decent Link to comment
Allan_1903 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 16:30 Considine is "happy enough in the shower". Apparently McGeough is very impressive. Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 9 hours ago, Allan_1903 said: 16:30 Considine is "happy enough in the shower". Apparently McGeough is very impressive. And 15:48 - Declan Gallagher “broke my leg”. No mention of a baseball bat this time. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 10, 2021 Author Share Posted May 10, 2021 19 hours ago, Allan_1903 said: 16:30 Considine is "happy enough in the shower". Apparently McGeough is very impressive. Those accents man. Big man. Almost as bad as that ‘aye’ the teuchters do when inhaling 2 Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Those accents man. Big man. Almost as bad as that ‘aye’ the teuchters do when inhaling An fit’s wrang wi ‘at? An a micht asweel pit ye right aboot aboot anither thing. It’s ca’d a buttery, nae a rowie. But “big man” spik is glaiket richt eneuch Link to comment
Guest Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 On 1/7/2020 at 7:08 PM, Poodler said: Who do you think it would be? Very worrying thread choice. The sooner the distraction of getting back into Pittodrie the better. Link to comment
KenDodd'sDad Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 The club had to scrap a load of publicity photos a few seasons back when it was pointed out that Considine's massive dong was clearly visible through his shorts. Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Was this thread bumped to wind up MT & his OCD? If so, can guarantee it worked ?? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 2 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said: Was this thread bumped to wind up MT & his OCD? If so, can guarantee it worked ?? Who? @Millertime Not sure. Link to comment
Allan_1903 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 5/11/2021 at 9:33 AM, KenDodd'sDad said: The club had to scrap a load of publicity photos a few seasons back when it was pointed out that Considine's massive dong was clearly visible through his shorts. Lol how do you know that? Link to comment
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