Robot vacuum cleaners

[alscotoz]

Anybody got one? Worth it?

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, alscotoz said:

Anybody got one? Worth it?

Nope, we have a cleaner

[alscotoz]

Is it a robot?

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, alscotoz said:

Is it a robot?

A MILF who wears lacy underwear and gym gear as so many burds here do.

[alscotoz]

What's his name?

 

Sorry, stealing your material.

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s copyright Bluto 

[manboobs109]

Fuck sake

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, alscotoz said:

Anybody got one? Worth it?

OK for collecting pet hair on hard floors. Not worth spending money on. A gimmick more than anything else.

[manboobs109]

Anybody got one of those robot window cleaners? Looking for one with a big cock if poss. 

[Henry]

2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

A MILF who wears lacy underwear and gym gear as so many burds here do.

A stunning revelation as it emerges Bri's cleaner is an absolute stunner, no doubt with huge tits and legs up to her arse, who sucks him and the dog off beside the pool before she finishes her shift. 

No chance he would have an old wife in a pinnie with a 40 a day habit, no siree.

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, Henry said:

A stunning revelation as it emerges Bri's cleaner is an absolute stunner, no doubt with huge tits and legs up to her arse, who sucks him and the dog off beside the pool before she finishes her shift. 

No chance he would have an old wife in a pinnie with a 40 a day habit, no siree.

Hahaha.

[The Boofon]

Be easier just posting all of that in one post Hanz. Or get a robot to post for you. 

 

Be better input that's a guarantee.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

43 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

And if you have carpeted stairs I don’t imagine the robot could do them . 

Cue Dalek joke...

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Cue Dalek joke...

Nosperminit (Parklife's balls)

[Parklife]

44 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyway.., hatters.., which  task would you get a robot to do for you ?  

My day job. I could then become a full time Hatter. 

[The Boofon]

52 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? you’re right . Was just a stream of consciousness . Anyway.., hatters.., which  task would you get a robot to do for you ?  

I'd get one to build me a robot building robot

Then they could both build another, then they'd build me more, etc.

 

Fool proof money maker. (if I decided to sell them)

 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

A stunning revelation as it emerges Bri's cleaner is an absolute stunner, no doubt with huge tits and legs up to her arse, who sucks him and the dog off beside the pool before she finishes her shift. 

No chance he would have an old wife in a pinnie with a 40 a day habit, no siree.

Haha never said she was a stunner but eh guarantee you wouldn’t say no, even if she wasn’t family 

[The Boofon]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

My neighbour has one and a robot lawn mower.

She is one lazy cunt though. 

Hasn't even got grass on her property either I'd wager.

 

Incredible.

[The Boofon]

54 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Haha never said she was a stunner but eh guarantee you wouldn’t say no, even if she wasn’t family 

Does it have a vagina?

 

Yes.

 

I would.

[manboobs109]

Do you fuck get robot hoovers and lawn mowers. You boys are fucking away wi the budgies. 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Do you fuck get robot hoovers and lawn mowers. You boys are fucking away wi the budgies. 

Come ashore Moobs.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=robot+hoover&cvid=2356ef873d924b62951d9929b770fe93&FORM=ANAB01&PC=U531

 

https://www.bing.com/search?q=robot+lawnmower&go=Search&qs=ds&form=QBRE

 

[manboobs109]

They aren't fucking robots though. They are just fucking hoovers and lawnmowers you don't push

[manboobs109]

I've got a robot toothbrush then. 

[Parklife]

You having a breakdown, moobs? 

[manboobs109]

Not at all I just don't think those daft wee things are robots

[The Boofon]

28 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've got a robot toothbrush then. 

You should start to use it donkey breath.

[The Boofon]

26 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You having a breakdown, moobs? 

Robotic manboobs.

 

Transsexual. Manboobs in disguise.

[The Boofon]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See the fucking robot lawn mower Moobz, it actually returns to its docking charging station when its low on battery . 

As do the good hoover ones.

[Bluto10]

bit?

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

bit?

The penis.