strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Loving the way this thread has gone. 1/. All banks are cunts. No exceptions. 2/. Adverts won’t work for products competing to those we happen to like. That’s why we, em, like them. 3/. Good time to bring up pop up ads on the net. I go out of my way not to buy products from a company that treat the close “x” button as an episode of where’s Wally. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Yes I know ads lol, ad blocker bla bla blah. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Don't know if these are strictly adverts but I always fall for those clickbait things that have a picture of a bird with huge tits and "you won't believe what the photographer saw next" or some such pish. Always fancy a good look at the birds tits but you have fucking 20 odd wee things to scroll through that takes ages, always give up, always say I won't fall for it again but I always do. Especially the bird in the brown bridesmaid dress. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Don't know if these are strictly adverts but I always fall for those clickbait things that have a picture of a bird with huge tits and "you won't believe what the photographer saw next" or some such pish. Always fancy a good look at the birds tits but you have fucking 20 odd wee things to scroll through that takes ages, always give up, always say I won't fall for it again but I always do. Especially the bird in the brown bridesmaid dress. Always wanted to know "what 95% of android phone users dont know" and what surprise "over 65's are in for this year" but never click the links! Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 The Just Eat adverts do my fucking head in. Another needless and prime example of a corporate using blacks to show how ethnically diverse they supposedly portray themselves to be and how united they are to the "plight" of people who are not born white. Another advert that relates to the above is the Ladbrokes advert with the four black women. I have to see a black ethnic in a bookies. Filipinos, Chinese, Whites but no blacks. Very unbalanced and, frankly, poor promoting from a corporate. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said: Always wanted to know "what 95% of android phone users dont know" and what surprise "over 65's are in for this year" but never click the links! Death from the covids Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Dad said: Cool son - I must admit I didnae know why I was being called an arsehole I was confused and a bit upset - things are normal (ish) again ? Apols for my misconception I thought you were defending the honour of Mrs Hanz, dad. Like a gentleman Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: George looks very welcoming. ? Just looked again and see he's disabled. Thought he was just a mean looking Weegie at first. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: The shop is in Irvine. George could be from Glasgow but a fair chance he's an Ayrshireman. Same thing. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Not so. That part of the world is like going back to the 70s. And Glasgow is medieval Ulster. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: No need to get involved in a domestic. Spoken like a true domestic abuser! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: She's not really an arsehole btw. Well not all of the time. Ach they all have their moments Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 The Play Ojo advert. Noooooooo! Link to comment
Joe pike Posted December 15, 2020 Author Share Posted December 15, 2020 Any Sainsbury advert Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Can’t be arsed reading back but there is a serious chance I might kill the postcode lottery boy. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 Any company sponsoring every ad break in a decent movie. Very good chance I’ll never drink thon Disarrano Don Diablo or whatever the fuck it’s called. Fuck off, get the movie back on, sorted Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 On 04/12/2020 at 8:15 AM, Henry said: Aye that’s a cracker at the moment. i mentioned this in the pet hates thread, but the amount of mixed race relationships in TV adverts is mental. Bears no resemblance to real life. This^^^^ 100% Hacks the fuck out of me. Makes out you can't be a happy family without some ethnic in the mix. Utterly PC, SJW shite. Cunts. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 On 12/15/2020 at 3:30 PM, strachanmcgheegoal said: Any company sponsoring every ad break in a decent movie. Very good chance I’ll never drink thon Disarrano Don Diablo or whatever the fuck it’s called. Fuck off, get the movie back on, sorted You're missing out it's a bloody lovely tipple. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 That fuckin cunt Jason Leach telling us to stay home, stay safe. Patronising wanker. FACTS? Get fucked, we're not thick. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Lovehoney, usually a good first stop shop for sexual lubricants and things to put up ladies bumholes. Anyway the new advert leads with a pair of poofters desperate to prolapse each others rectums.....those cunts not got their own websites, why are they getting the leading role when they represent a tiny fraction of the human population. Be aswell stick a boy fae Oklahoma lubing up a horses minge if thats the games their playing. Fuck, seriously. That's advertised on telly? Thank fuck I hinna seen that. 1 Link to comment
pocrawred Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 A radio advert on original 106 from I&K motors. We have cars from free fouzand to firty free fouzand!! ? ? Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 There’s one for kitchens from Inverurie where the boy speaks on the most ridiculous over the top teuchtar accent that annoys me. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Fridge said: There’s one for kitchens from Inverurie where the boy speaks on the most ridiculous over the top teuchtar accent that annoys me. I once went to them and got a quote, told him I wanted his best price, not a high number to be haggled down. He came out with 9 grand, was just a little kitchen. When I laughed at the figure and said way out of my budget he dropped to 7 straight away. Puts on the teuchter accent as a ruse to try and make him sound like a old fashioned farmer who would never dream of ripping you off, place is well avoided. Went to Ikea and got one for 3 and a half. Link to comment
daytripping Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Hope you petrol bombed the place Gave him a steely glare, fucking teuchters!! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Hope you petrol bombed the place I'm sure his kitchen isn't that bad. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Every Nationwide advert for the last 2 years or so. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 On 2/4/2021 at 12:50 PM, Fridge said: There’s one for kitchens from Inverurie where the boy speaks on the most ridiculous over the top teuchtar accent that annoys me. Spik lik at in yir advert and yir sure to get aa the spastic teuchters in aboot cos they’ll trust a mannie fa spiks i wye they dee. sickens me that ad. Hopefully the place does burn to the ground. Interesting experience dayts. I couldve put my mortgage on him being a ripping off basturt too. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy 1 Link to comment
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