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[BrianFaePerth]

15 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I immediately opt out of the pension scheme as soon as i start a job.

Getting all theoretical this morning marydoll?

[maryhilldon]

16 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Getting all theoretical this morning marydoll?

Eh?

[sigh]

11 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Not saying they're causing problems. But they're arriving quicker than new houses are being built. A lot of the existing housing stock is sub par, folk wait years to get a move out of their damp mouldy hooses, but the homeless immigrants jump to the top of the queue and take up any available vacancies. That's just a fact.

The sub par housing was being sorted though, and social housing associations were trying to build houses - both of these have stalled since covid though due to funding cuts, and energy changes, being imposed by the Scottish Govt - or the Green Party in particular - now that they are no longer part of the power sharing process these may get kick started again, albeit it will not be until next years budget is announced - big slow down again this year in houses being built / renovated by landlords.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Easier fix is to not let them in 

[King Street Loon]

13 hours ago, Poodler said:

https://twitter.com/radiogenoa/status/1785570276224188478?s=46
 

 

 

 

anyone got any asylum seekers living next to them? 
 

any change in crime/ cleanliness of the area? 
 

 

 

12 hours ago, Poodler said:

Do they cause a problem though? 
 

Heard they were all playing football a lot at westhill during the day but it’s hard to angry about that act 

Aye, a hotel full of them down the road from me in Westhill.

Like you mention, all they do is play football in the park if its fine enough. Not heard of any increased crime in the area. If anything it's a section of the local loons and quines that cause all the bother in the area.

[The Boofon]

16 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Nah, he'll walk that off.

Bump into a few things on the way. Super dizzy. 

[elephantstone78]

14 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I immediately opt out of the pension scheme as soon as i start a job.

That’s a great idea. 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, elephantstone78 said:

That’s a great idea. 

I live in the Weeg, be lucky to see retirement age.

[The Boofon]

8 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

I live in the Weeg, be lucky to see retirement age.

Not all bad news then. 

[Poodler]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7XdbeGtH92E?si=lhLfzUCnQkgyJKY-

[Ke1t]

[Ando]

Bloody teuchters.

 

 

[Ke1t]

Should only be allowed to move farm equipment along roads between 2 and 5 in the morning. 

That's what fermers are at their most active anyway. 

[For Fecks Sake]

On 5/3/2024 at 1:19 AM, maryhilldon said:

I immediately opt out of the pension scheme as soon as i start a job.

Why?

Any employer will offer a private pension plan and I thought you could only opt out if you could prove you had previously reached the maximum pension contribution limit.

[Poodler]

Mind when people lost their private pensions cos of Fred the shred. We just accepted that.

 

itll happen again. Especially now that the bankers bonuses are off the leash again - wreckless behaviour incoming. 
 

 

[For Fecks Sake]

20 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Mind when people lost their private pensions cos of Fred the shred. We just accepted that.

itll happen again. Especially now that the bankers bonuses are off the leash again - wreckless behaviour incoming.

Far more opportunities to invest your pension in things not related to the stock market.

Last 5 years have returned an average of 50% growth pension wise.

[elephantstone78]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Mind when people lost their private pensions cos of Fred the shred. We just accepted that.

 

itll happen again. Especially now that the bankers bonuses are off the leash again - wreckless behaviour incoming. 
 

 

That literally did not happen. None of it. I have the sneaky suspicion you don’t really know what you’re talking about here. 

[For Fecks Sake]

34 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

That literally did not happen. None of it. I have the sneaky suspicion you don’t really know what you’re talking about here. 

It's all about the edge with Poodler, and I'm not talking about the member of U2.

Poodler will never recover from admitting he took the jab in my eyes, that and admitting to all the TV shows he doesn't watch, oh and not understanding how pensions work.

He's dead to me 😞

[The Boofon]

21 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

It's all about the edge with Poodler, and I'm not talking about the member of U2.

Poodler will never recover from admitting he took the jab in my eyes, that and admitting to all the TV shows he doesn't watch, oh and not understanding how pensions work.

He's dead to me 😞

Having to sleep on the sofa because his housemate was fucking a jew in his bed was his rock bottom moment.

[For Fecks Sake]

8 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Having to sleep on the sofa because his housemate was fucking a jew in his bed was his rock bottom moment.

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Why?

Any employer will offer a private pension plan and I thought you could only opt out if you could prove you had previously reached the maximum pension contribution limit.

Employers legally have to enrole you in a pension scheme, and you can choose to opt out. 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Employers legally have to enrole you in a pension scheme, and you can choose to opt out. 

Aye, but only if you meet the criteria to opt out.

[Ando]

Rolling stock...

 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

12 minutes ago, Ando said:

Rolling stock...

 

Oi mate, you can’t lie down there.

[Ke1t]

14 minutes ago, Ando said:

Rolling stock...

 

Fuck me. 

And he was definitely killed?

[maryhilldon]

39 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Aye, but only if you meet the criteria to opt out.

I've never had to prove I meet any criteria. Certainly never reached a maximum contribution level.

[Arabian Knight]

if yer bouncin fae joab tae joab in bartendin n yir ganna die afore 60 thir nae yis ye takkin a penshin

[For Fecks Sake]

22 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

I've never had to prove I meet any criteria. Certainly never reached a maximum contribution level.

Why would you opt out from receiving pension contribution from your employer?

[Arabian Knight]

cos ez goat tae piy inta it..n fir cunts livin haun tae mooth thi dinna want deducshins oan thir piyslip..cunt needs ivry penny

[maryhilldon]

23 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Why would you opt out from receiving pension contribution from your employer?

I'm opting out of contributing to a pension i might never see. I'm on a low income and live myself, there's not a huge amount left once i pay my rent/bills. I'd rather have a bit more cash in my pocket now than when I'm in my 70s.