manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Anybody play bowls? Always fancied it and reckon I hit the lower age range this year. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 These furious outbursts are the golf equivalent of taking your golf bats and snapping them across your knee. 1 Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said: These furious outbursts are the golf equivalent of taking your golf bats and snapping them across your knee. That's another thing that doesn't get frowned upon here either. Launching of clubs into lakes after a bad shot. Will be retrieved by a amateur diver for the princely sum of a couple of quid and a embarrassed thank you. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Further emphasising how golf twats think there is a class structure within their game. Least they’ve moved on from the jam boy days ? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Class film Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Been on a few golf outings back in the early to mid 90s with my work. Tinnies from 8am, doobers round the course, soup n sandwich and sometimes just sack the second round for boozing, one time we necked some Es. Was spiffing good fun actually, well spliffing good fun... Haha.... Lolz. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Anybody play bowls? Always fancied it and reckon I hit the lower age range this year. Played a few times in the past, great way to spend an afternoon in the sun. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 petanque is good for boozing Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Or a golf bag. Filled with dog turds. I realise what your problem with golf is now. Nae mates to make a group ? The boy that is oot drinkin himsel, never mentions any mates. Probably fat bald and middle aged, lurker and bedroom dweller. I bet that posting on here is the only interraction with humans you have 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Played a few times in the past, great way to spend an afternoon in the sun. Aye I've had a pint a few times in my local club seems quite a chilled out place. Might give it a go in the summer. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I've got a fair way of settling this golf debate. Someone list the 6 biggest hat golf players vs the 6 biggest hat golf haters and I'll judge which is the biggest collection of cunts. It's the only fairway. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: I've got a fair way of settling this golf debate Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Aye I've had a pint a few times in my local club seems quite a chilled out place. Might give it a go in the summer. Think you’ve been saying that for about 4 years now. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Quagmire said: Think you’ve been saying that for about 4 years now. Aye I have. It's like admitting you're an old cunt though innit. Plus I'd like someone to join at the same time. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: My dad and grandpa were big in the bowls game. More for the booze than anything tbf considering there’s only a few months you can play the game in Scotland and even then it has to be dry conditions. There's a big indoor place in Dundee, one in Methil too I think. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Pool is better than golf Seconded? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: There's a big indoor place in Dundee, one in Methil too I think. Nomore? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Football(tv) > darts > pool > snooker > rugby > bmx > roller derby > world pipe band championship > spunky > golf(lol) Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Men who can’t play golf = men who can’t do their own DIY ?? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 I've taken the laddie to the Ice Hockey a couple of times and enjoyed the beers at the seat and that. They should make the puck flashing or something though coz you can't see the fucking thing. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I've taken the laddie to the Ice Hockey a couple of times and enjoyed the beers at the seat and that. They should make the puck flashing or something though coz you can't see the fucking thing. Had a good night out at the ice hockey once here in Aberdeen. More enjoyable than I thought it would be. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 19 hours ago, Reed or deed said: Men who can’t play golf = men who can’t do their own DIY ?? I can’t play golf and can do DIY. And my Da can play golf but can’t do DIY. Don’t think your argument holds up. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: I don’t want to attempt to play golf and can’t be arsed doing DIY (leave that to the missus or pay some cunt) I’ve better things to do than both (doing DIY is a terrible boast anyway) Your missus does DIY in your hoose? Is she "butch" or are you mental? Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Your missus does DIY in your hoose? Is she "butch" or are you mental? PSTDI. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 minute ago, Quagmire said: PSTDI. Dyslexic chat for postie? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 49 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: I can’t play golf and can do DIY. And my Da can play golf but can’t do DIY. Don’t think your argument holds up. Fair enough like ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 15 hours ago, King Street Loon said: Had a good night out at the ice hockey once here in Aberdeen. More enjoyable than I thought it would be. I have a pathological hatred of American sports but even I enjoyed it. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Him trying to equate golf (lol) with masculinity was irony at its best. Aye ok colonel shit lips. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 40 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Him trying to equate golf (lol) with masculinity was irony at its best. So is you trying to equate diy with it, to be fair. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Are you on the golf committee of your local club ? Nope. Fuck that shit. Link to comment
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