Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Once at school, big old beefy kid. Majority of the punches were on the back of the heed though so was just a bit dazed. I deserved it. Moobs being sparked by a SA National aside, tell us about your experiences. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Took one outside Amadeus one night. Had been walking through the crowd inside and bumped into a girl by mistake, nothing in it, she started going mental however and threw a few punches. I pushed her away before she tried it again and walked away. Standing outside later on she came out with a group of blokes behind her claiming I had punched her, took a kicking off a fair few while laughing at them, which didn’t help the matter. Was off work for the week after having took a boot or two to the face when on the ground. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Fuck me, plenty but always when outnumbered. Dished out more than I took mind you. All a long time ago. Young fun and full of Glenmorangie. Didn't give a fuck back then. Halcyon days. Link to comment
CCB III Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 My bro is a bigger lad than me and dished me a fair few beat downs, some deserved some not. When I was about 16 at T in the Park I launched a pint and it hit these two guys. Thought I'd get away with it so scattered off. They caught me up and grabbed me by the collar; "You think throwing pints is funny" "Aye" Got a black eye for my troubles. But that's just classic Consi. Link to comment
CCB III Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 30 minutes ago, Quagmire said: Took one outside Amadeus one night. Had been walking through the crowd inside and bumped into a girl by mistake, nothing in it, she started going mental however and threw a few punches. I pushed her away before she tried it again and walked away. Standing outside later on she came out with a group of blokes behind her claiming I had punched her, took a kicking off a fair few while laughing at them, which didn’t help the matter. Was off work for the week after having took a boot or two to the face when on the ground. I guarantee you weren't laughing when getting booted on the floor. It's not a fucking movie. You'd have been trying to catch your breath Link to comment
CCB III Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: With a few more years behind you do you still think throwing pints is funny ? Nah tbh if someone threw one at a festival and it hit me I'd be pissed off. Link to comment
CCB III Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: A pint of piss was always a common one at the Barras. Usually tossed by punters standing at the back . The year before at TITP I got a golden pint off me watching Calvin Harris Wasnt great. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 I've had a couple of proper pastings. Once at the top of the Hilltown from the TOTH when I was about 18. I was next to a bottle bin and they were taking the bottles out the bin and smashing them on my head. I'd actually thought my mate was getting a hiding so went back to help him but when I was on the deck getting booted to fuck I saw him standing over the road eating a bag of chips. Also took a hiding in a kebab shop, I'd got it into my head that this guy looked like a horse so kept saying "why the long face" and whinnying at him but I think he was an amateur boxer or something coz he hit me with a combo and it was goodnight Manboobs. Got jumped at my bit outside my local by 3 guys, I'd had a bit of a long running fued with one of them but fortunately my brothers(one of them was a right hard cunt) were in the pub so we got the better of them. The guy I had the fued with got kicked to death in Dundee a few months later. Still unsolved I think. Edit - I didn't write that to make it sound like I was involved in that murder, I wasn't, it's just relevant info. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Was also involved in loads of gang fights with the YSB vs TODDY and the Fintry Shams. Not much actual fighting went on it was all very pavement dancery. Got hit with a fence post by Black Boab once though. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Paging mr @daytripping Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 43 minutes ago, CCB III said: Nah tbh if someone threw one at a festival and it hit me I'd be pissed off. Would you catch them up and say "you think throwing pints is funny". Such a middle class exchange. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 I always thought people had pished in pint glasses and threw them. I simply couldn't comprehend people throwing lager. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2022 Author Share Posted April 30, 2022 My pal* got hit with a cup full of sick at TITP one year. Just stood there looking devastated. * actually didn’t like the cunt so it was pleasing to see Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: I always thought people had pished in pint glasses and threw them. That happens too. I think the millennials throw beer though because it’s more hygienic and they don’t get so drunk. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: That happens too. I think the millennials throw beer though because it’s more hygienic and they don’t get so drunk. Sometimes they throw green tea or if not available good old fashioned chilled mineral water. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I normally manage to bantz my way out of trouble. I find that very hard to believe. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 The ability to take a kicking is a fine art. The modern half mast wearing activist type ends up depressed and scared to leave the house after a medium strength straight jab down the nostrils. Took a beating by 2 pool cue wielding thugs in Rosemount in 1997. My friends were nothing short of a disgrace and i was left to battle my way out of certain death. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, CCB III said: I guarantee you weren't laughing when getting booted on the floor. It's not a fucking movie. You'd have been trying to catch your breath I laughed as the first few punches were swung, hit and missed as there wasn’t much I could do to stop the incoming kicking, given I was outnumbered. It probably done me no favours in the end apart. Trolling you wee fanny’s would call it nowadays. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Took a right beauty many years ago in Banff. Chinned a boy the week before and thought it would be a good idea to head down the following week pished. Got followed into bogs by his pals, bouncers clocked this, came in to stop me getting a hiding and then threw me out. They just followed me out and knocked fuck out of me. Had frozen nerves in my cheek for weeks after it. Thumped the same boy a couple weeks later in revenge, 2-1 me. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2022 Author Share Posted April 30, 2022 I’ve had a bottle smashed off my dome in Edinburgh. It didn’t smash. Some shit hole club beside Waverley station. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: I’ve had a bottle smashed off my dome in Edinburgh. It didn’t smash. Some shit hole club beside Waverley station. Got the same on Union Street when there used to be running battles between the different areas of Aberdeen getting the 2am buses home. Cut the side of my head but never smashed. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Properly chinned/battered a couple of times. Both times due to my inability to handle alcohol/knowing when to shut my mouth. All part of growing up. Telling a juiced up bouncer to “chill out fatty” is something I probably won’t do again. Ah no. Link to comment
CCB III Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 36 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Would you catch them up and say "you think throwing pints is funny". Such a middle class exchange. Nah. I don't do violence unless pushed, and even then it'll take a lot. I don't purport to know the class of these gentlemen. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I thought you would have hid in the cubicle? You thought wrong. Link to comment
Jigsaw666 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 A long long time ago (too old and wise for that nonsense now). Quickly got knocked sparko and remember hee haw from there other than waking up on the grass with a particularly sore face. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 Taken two bad eens. Once in ministry, jumped by 3 brothers I know (long-standing trouble with a group of their mates) ended up with a timberland mark across my face. @Quagmire will remember it. Jumped on windmill brae across from bugsys after I'd smacked someone on Pearl lounge then left myself and he followed me with his mates. Ended up with a broken cheekbone. Other than that it's usually me dishing oot the pastings. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 30, 2022 Share Posted April 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: A good bloody few Last one was December last year by a group of North Africans in Spain (pretty sure I started it) Came out of that one with a black eye, bust nose and a fucked knee. Kicking to the legs trying to get me down seemed to be a favourite manoeuvre of theirs, but I stayed standing throughout Usually it is more than one person or someone significantly bigger than me, where I already know beforehand that I’ll be fighting a losing battle (but still have a shotty) though Obvz decked a few bigger chaps in my time ? was it wade garret? 1 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 30, 2022 Author Share Posted April 30, 2022 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Plenty. Given your aggressive tendencies when pished it’s not surprising Link to comment
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