Russell Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 4 minutes ago, a don in oz said: Is his eyesight ok?? How the hell a professional keeper would miss that ball. I mean it wasn't fast, he didn't have to race like a greyhound he just had to reach for it and totally misjudged it ffs. He either needs his eyesight checked or he needs to give up goalkeeping because its not for him. He's not at Barron levels yet but he has some gie bags under his eyes 1 Link to comment
a don in oz Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 4 minutes ago, Russell said: He's not at Barron levels yet but he has some gie bags under his eyes Aye and unusually for this forum I'm not just taking the piss. That looked like he clearly didn't see the ball right OR he has hand-eye coordination at my level and I am not and could never be a goalie. Link to comment
Russell Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 He does have those wee beady eyes. Maybe needs some Edgar David like glasses? Link to comment
Yorston Vasey Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 6 hours ago, Russell said: He does have those wee beady eyes. Maybe needs some Edgar David like glasses? We need to chop him up and rebuild him, Robocop style. Big hydraulic arms and everything. Is there anything in the rules that forbids that? Link to comment
Daisy1903 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 16 minutes ago, Yorston Vasey said: We need to chop him up and rebuild him, Robocop style. Big hydraulic arms and everything. Is there anything in the rules that forbids that? Go go gadget catching arms Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 I think he thought if he caught it conventionally he was going to collide with the incoming defender. So he pre empted that fuck up by fucking up in a completely novel way instead. 2 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 2 hours ago, Yorston Vasey said: We need to chop him up and rebuild him, Robocop style. Big hydraulic arms and everything. Is there anything in the rules that forbids that? 😄😄. It never stopped Oscar Pistorius competing in a sport min, so cannot envisage a reason why Kelle Roos can't be suitably equipped to fulfil his potential, sponsored by Loctite superglue. 1 Link to comment
Arthur FN Shelby Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 He’ll be away in summer, to be replaced by someone as bad. It’s the Aberdeen way. Link to comment
redone Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 21 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said: Aye. He was lucky they didn't have a player in that area. Probably his worst error yet. Their goal came from him deciding to start playing the ball short rather than kicking it up the pitch like he'd done for the rest of the game. Everyone knows our defenders can't handle playing it out from the back. He's a total numpty. I was raging at MacDonald for his totally unnecessary passback to Roos. It should be obvious to all of them that there’s too much risk of some mistake or other being made if we invite the opposition to pressurise us anywhere near our own goal. Safety first policy has to be adopted. MacDonald should have played it forward…..even an aimless/hopeful lump down the channel would have been preferable. The opposition ain’t gonna score from deep in their own half. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 2 minutes ago, redone said: I was raging at MacDonald for his totally unnecessary passback to Roos. It should be obvious to all of them that there’s too much risk of some mistake or other being made if we invite the opposition to pressurise us anywhere near our own goal. Safety first policy has to be adopted. MacDonald should have played it forward…..even an aimless/hopeful lump down the channel would have been preferable. The opposition ain’t gonna score from deep in their own half. Every time I see our goalie and defence trying to play out short from the back it winds me up. They are fucking hopeless at it and 9 times out of 10 it ends up with us getting into bother. We're better just kicking it long from our goalkeeper and trying to win the ball in the opposition half which was pretty much Phillips' sole job yesterday. To be fair to the kid he unselfishly stuck to his task and ran himself into the ground, good attitude from a loan player tbh compared to others we've had. Link to comment
G man Posted March 10 Share Posted March 10 29 minutes ago, redone said: I was raging at MacDonald for his totally unnecessary passback to Roos. It should be obvious to all of them that there’s too much risk of some mistake or other being made if we invite the opposition to pressurise us anywhere near our own goal. Safety first policy has to be adopted. MacDonald should have played it forward…..even an aimless/hopeful lump down the channel would have been preferable. The opposition ain’t gonna score from deep in their own half. Why should a defender not have confidence to play the ball back to his keeper. ?Roos cannot kick a ball short or long. Fact is he is not up to the standard required. Drop him for the rest of the season. At the end of the season show him the door and send Samson out of the club at the same time. Watched their warm up yesterday it was laughable. Samson often failed to play the ball to Roos and Roos often missed his intended target by a distance. Embarrassing. Link to comment
GeorgeStreetReds Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Not sure I've ever hated an Aberdeen player more than this guy. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Arse fell out of the team the second he parried the ball to Main in the second minute. All preparation, geeing up and coaching post Killie gone from that point onwards. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 51 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Arse fell out of the team the second he parried the ball to Main in the second minute. All preparation, geeing up and coaching post Killie gone from that point onwards. Fair point min. That was unforgivable and created uncertainty yet again within the outfield players at such an early stage. He played OK afterwards but it was saves he should be making anyway. He is absolutely hopeless at attempting to save penalties. It definitely wasn't a penalty , however his attempts at saving them are woeful. Ross Doohan must be utterly shite and/or was brought in as the second goalkeeper on a very comparatively low wage (a bit like Bertrand Bossu). In other words, to simply fill a perceived gap in our squad. Link to comment
winchester83 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Roos Most of. the penalties are his fault. No control of his area won’t come for the ball, forcing the defenders to commit while often in an unnatural position. Worst keeper in the premiership and also probably the championship. Link to comment
Don_Corleone Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 He was still struggling to catch the ball against Dundee. A few shots he was fumbling about, parrying it then trying to catch it at the second attempt. Utterly useless. Looks like the kind of idiot who spends more time in front of the mirror than he does practicing football. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 23 hours ago, GeorgeStreetReds said: Not sure I've ever hated an Aberdeen player more than this guy. Craig Robertson and Paul Kane for me Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 12 minutes ago, Don_Corleone said: He was still struggling to catch the ball against Dundee. A few shots he was fumbling about, parrying it then trying to catch it at the second attempt. Utterly useless. Looks like the kind of idiot who spends more time in front of the mirror than he does practicing football. They are not coached to catch the ball now, Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 54 minutes ago, ericblack4boss said: Craig Robertson and Paul Kane for me Stavrum (for the offsides) and possibly more controversially thought Winters was a right lazy shit. Link to comment
McginnAgain Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Being charitable, am I right in saying his form dipped after his wife had a bairn? Link to comment
Johnnyred1 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Roos is one of those keepers who is reactionary and that is why he sometimes looks like a traffic cone. Gordon is prime example of an anticipating keeper who spreads his body and makes many crucial saves. Also, Roos' preference to punch and parry rather than catch shows a week will. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Who was the young girl who had a Dutch flag with his name written on it in Finland. Surely a relative of his as he can't have any actual fans? Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 3/14/2024 at 9:41 AM, GeorgeStreetReds said: Not sure I've ever hated an Aberdeen player more than this guy. Ryan Jack 2 Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Also what a waste of space Doohan is if he can't get a game over Roos. Should have just let the young keeper (Ritchie?) ride the bench all season Link to comment
englishred Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 2 hours ago, Andy_123 said: Also what a waste of space Doohan is if he can't get a game over Roos. Should have just let the young keeper (Ritchie?) ride the bench all season It could be in his contract he's number 1 Link to comment
Sheeptastic Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Teams starting to intentionally target him by putting three men on him at corners. Saw it at Dundee and would expect it again at Motherwell. Unless he's absolutely dreadful, I would put Doohan in. Link to comment
Arthur FN Shelby Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 41 minutes ago, Sheeptastic said: Teams starting to intentionally target him by putting three men on him at corners. Saw it at Dundee and would expect it again at Motherwell. Unless he's absolutely dreadful, I would put Doohan in. He is, absolutely dreadful. Link to comment
Andy_123 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, englishred said: It could be in his contract he's number 1 He's leaving at the end of the season anyway so who cares. Get him in the sea Link to comment
OnceFaeMintlaw Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, englishred said: It could be in his contract he's number 1 Well, he can keep that shirt on when he sits on the bench. Link to comment
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