Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Wrong. How's it wrong min?🤔 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: How's it wrong min?🤔 You understand fuck all 😂 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 9, 2023 Author Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: You understand fuck all 😂 That doesn't equate to it being wrong. That is simply an unsubstantiated comment. If you can back it up, I'm all ears. Unless you're taking the piss, of course.🤔 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Fridge said: Or a mug Or not a total cunt. Link to comment
Dad Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Fridge said: Apologies from @Dadincoming I would imagine Go fuck yourself you piece of shit 🖕 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Just now, Dad said: Go fuck yourself you piece of shit 🖕 Love you too min 😘 Link to comment
Dad Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: Love you too min 😘 Which granny you banging the night you lying baldy bastard? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Just now, Dad said: Which granny you banging the night you lying baldy bastard? I’m afraid it is the young barmaids of Aberdeen that is my niche market 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: You understand fuck all 😂 You are fuck all. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 9 minutes ago, Fridge said: I’m afraid it is the young barmaids of Aberdeen that is my niche market That reads quite ominously. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: You are fuck all. Camp man camp van. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: That reads quite ominously. Barmaids. Over 18 no harm done. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 “There’s just one thing Chelsea. As with all other barmaid jobs in the town, this one requires you to fuck Fridge. Yes he’s bald and has no personality, but he knows hutch, and we don’t want any trouble from him. He will be along to ogle you uncomfortably on your first shift. He may type frantically into his phone. We have no idea why. He has a preferred taxi company he uses so be sure to provide him with the necessary directions in the morning.” Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Camp man camp van. 😂😂😉 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: “There’s just one thing Chelsea. As with all other barmaid jobs in the town, this one requires you to fuck Fridge. Yes he’s bald and has no personality, but he knows hutch, and we don’t want any trouble from him. He will be along to ogle you uncomfortably on your first shift. He may type frantically into his phone. We have no idea why. He has a preferred taxi company he uses so be sure to provide him with the necessary directions in the morning.” They get to have sex with the best looking guy in Aberdeen, a free taxi home. Everyone’s a winner. They do have to put up with my utter bullshit though. On bullshit I had my nephews round yesterday and proper Brent style they asked me to take out the guitar, fucking hell even I was cringing. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: They get to have sex with the best looking guy in Aberdeen, a free taxi home. Everyone’s a winner. They do have to put up with my utter bullshit though. On bullshit I had my nephews round yesterday and proper Brent style they asked me to take out the guitar, fucking hell even I was cringing. You didnt have to do yir James Blunt/David Gray medley Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: “Ah said maybaaaaaaaayy.., you’re gonna be the one that saves mehhhhhhh…,” Sounds like a carry on at @Poodler's flat. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 17 hours ago, Fridge said: They get to have sex with the best looking guy in Aberdeen, a free taxi home. Everyone’s a winner. They do have to put up with my utter bullshit though. On bullshit I had my nephews round yesterday and proper Brent style they asked me to take out the guitar, fucking hell even I was cringing. What did you play and what kind of guitar you got? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 45 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: What did you play and what kind of guitar you got? I had to play a mixture between Taylor Swift and the Beatles, also Wonderwall. They always demand that. I have heaps of guitars but unbelievably the best sounding one which I love I got off a guy in a bar for a pint, not even got a name on it. He came in and said I found this guitar in my loft here you. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Fridge said: I had to play a mixture between Taylor Swift and the Beatles, also Wonderwall. They always demand that. I have heaps of guitars but unbelievably the best sounding one which I love I got off a guy in a bar for a pint, not even got a name on it. He came in and said I found this guitar in my loft here you. You ever played guitar with Noel Gallagher Fridgeo min? Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Just now, Don Fonte said: You ever played guitar with Noel Gallagher Fridgeo min? I have not but I have played with Liam Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 minute ago, Fridge said: I have not but I have played with Liam Big cock? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 1 minute ago, Redforever86 said: Big cock? Don’t know that tune is it in e minor? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted July 10, 2023 Author Share Posted July 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Big cock? @RAZOR A never-to-be forgotten friend.👍 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 41 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: @RAZOR A never-to-be forgotten friend.👍 Haha. What a man he was/is. Hope he's keeping fine. A lot of time for the lad 👌 Link to comment
milne_afc Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 $1500/day sweetheart, if you can get in with Qatar Gas. If someone could upload the relevant video, it’ll become a quotable classic in the vein of Choi’s. Link to comment
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