Happiness

[Beachend Bootboy]

My nose dizna even run.  Fuck off.😁

[Bluto10]

check out Ben Johnson here

[Fridge]

53 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Once had a scrap on the junction of Union/bridge street with some young casual arseholes after the Bayern game (they started on me because they thought I was German - I had been using my school learned Doitch, obvz looking for this very scenario) 

Anyway, decked them then cops turned up 

I legged it down Bridge St then up Denburn Rd, some purple Vauxhall Corsa kept pulling up beside me, I kept running. Then I thought to myself “ they must be trying to help me get away” so I slowed down and stopped 

Next thing i know, a pig (cop) comes flying out the drivers side and rugby tackles me to the ground (up aside Woolmanhill @Misers Hill)

He had commandeered some cunts car on Union St just to chase me

He said “ you’re fast as fuck”  I chuckled and went to the police station willingly 

Got out about 3am and went to my mates house to carry on drinking 

Good/fast times 

Reminds me of a fight I had on Windmill Brae was after the Scotland v England game if I recall, totally needless I was walking up the road and the boy went for me. Chinned him got taken into the back of a van. Denied all knowledge and they just let me go. Yet again useless Aberdeen coppers.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ it’s the way he tells ‘em 

I’m afraid it’s true. It was when the whole city was a war zone.

This incident happened outside Zuu. 

[Roberto]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

^ it’s the way he tells ‘em 

Elevenerife... me me me.

[Bebo]

He's like a dull scarface. Mind him?

[Roberto]

4 minutes ago, Bebo said:

He's like a dull scarface. Mind him?

The thing is, Fridge went unnoticed for years, from memory used to have ok views on football...

Then somewhere over last couple years he changed to fit in and found some little niche for himself, and now tries farrrrrrrrrrrrr to hard.

'Anyone want any muscle, give me a shout'.

[Ando]

Say hello to my little anecdote.

[RAZOR]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Windmill brae lol

Boy, do I have some stories about there! 

Was once peeing innocently across from Moshulu after a Fall gig, then the police cops swooped! 
 

40 big ones and a bloody good talking to in the back of the police car, that one cost me

 

I got punched in the nose by a lady on Windmill Brae coming out of Drum and had to go home because I had a white shirt on and it was covered in blood 😞 

[daytripping]

2 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

mid life crisis. cringe 

Top posting bro. Middle aged men discussing fucking happiness. Drink fucking beer if you want happiness, lots of it.

Some people think too much.

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Elevenerife... me me me.

What the fuck does that mean?

[Fridge]

19 minutes ago, Roberto said:

The thing is, Fridge went unnoticed for years, from memory used to have ok views on football...

Then somewhere over last couple years he changed to fit in and found some little niche for himself, and now tries farrrrrrrrrrrrr to hard.

'Anyone want any muscle, give me a shout'.

I don’t try to fit in. I couldn’t give one flying fuck what anyone thinks about me. I give my opinions and tell the truth.

[milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck does that mean?

It’s when someone always tries to outdo the other. 
like, if I said I’d been to TENerife, you’d go one better etc.

[Simply Red]

Eg.

Ive got a foreskin, hes got a fiveskin

[Ke1t]

Titsnal > Arsenal

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

 I was walking up the road and the boy went for me. Chinned him got taken into the back of a van. Denied all knowledge and they just let me go. 

So the cops were there when you chinned the boy, but never saw what happened and just wanted a chat?

[Bebo]

5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Lot of truth there, the hat has been my one constant over the years through thick and thin.

Maybe an idea for a thread. What's your most visited website (and why is it the hat?)

[Beachend Bootboy]

25 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Eg.

Ive got a foreskin, hes got a fiveskin

Hail Zion.

[manboobs109]

52 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Top posting bro. Middle aged men discussing fucking happiness. Drink fucking beer if you want happiness, lots of it.

Some people think too much.

Stop being so grumpy ya cunt. A bit of introspection and pondering life does you good. 

And anyway you were on here asking for tips to get in some birds knickers the other week.

[Roberto]

56 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck does that mean?

Others got it.

I guess cause they realise it sums you up.

53 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I don’t try to fit in. I couldn’t give one flying fuck what anyone thinks about me. I give my opinions and tell the truth.

That's cool. Thanks.

[Redforever86]

He goes out, and drinks five pints, and he gets fucking plastered.

He comes homes and hits the hat and we’re all flabbergasted. 

[manboobs109]

Fridge is a master of two-upmanship

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Bebo said:

Maybe an idea for a thread. What's your most visited website (and why is it the hat?)

Hat's my social media, since I got booted off every other social media platform. 

I get booted from here and that's my last social media gone, and will likely increase my personal productivity by about 500%.

However, much like tup, I'm unbannable.

So that's good.

 

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, RAZOR said:

I got punched in the nose by a lady on Windmill Brae coming out of Drum and had to go home because I had a white shirt on and it was covered in blood 😞 

What caused her to inflict such violence on you?

[Dad]

25 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Fridge is a master of two-upmanship

He's a prick 

[RAZOR]

18 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What caused her to inflict such violence on you?

 My mate bumped into her and spilled her drinks IIRC, my face got in the way. Nothing sinister.  The ladies are worse than the gents.

 

@Redforever86 I was out with Bad Santa 🎅 

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, RAZOR said:

 My mate bumped into her and spilled her drinks IIRC, my face got in the way. Nothing sinister.  The ladies are worse than the gents.

 

@Redforever86 I was out with Bad Santa 🎅 

Were you tempted to give her a dig back?

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Bebo said:

Maybe an idea for a thread. What's your most visited website (and why is it the hat?)

There must be 50+ people who use the site multiple times a day

 

its probably more viewed than porn

which is a bit gay 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

He goes out, and drinks five pints, and he gets fucking plastered.

He comes homes and hits the hat and we’re all flabbergasted. 

Love Chumbawamba

[Bebo]

26 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There must be 50+ people who use the site multiple times a day

its probably more viewed than porn

which is a bit gay 

Yesterday shows that several thousand returned to read on average 3 times throughout the day, for 8 minutes per session and browsed around 6 pages of shite each time.