Happiness

[Don Fonte]

16 minutes ago, Bebo said:

Yesterday shows that several thousand returned to read on average 3 times throughout the day, for 8 minutes per session and browsed around 6 pages of shite each time.

 

 

That's just Tup using multiple VPNs

 

[Misers Hill]

6 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

mid life crisis. cringe 

Didn't you just renew yir Wedding 👰‍♂️vows...in London..😄..tae keep yer name above eh door 😉 🇨🇳...

Asking for a friend 👽

[daytripping]

11 hours ago, Bebo said:

Maybe an idea for a thread. What's your most visited website (and why is it the hat?)

Smelly dundee cunt finds refuge with other vagrants, not sure it's the best advertisement if i'm being honest. 

Hopefully he gets eaten by a shark'

Hamster X btw. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Smelly dundee cunt finds refuge with other vagrants, not sure it's the best advertisement if i'm being honest. 

Hopefully he gets eaten by a shark'

Hamster X btw. 

Thought we were friends 😭

[daytripping]

11 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Stop being so grumpy ya cunt. A bit of introspection and pondering life does you good. 

And anyway you were on here asking for tips to get in some birds knickers the other week.

I'm still happy pal, always am.

Don't get into the Rolls Royce I'll just get a Skoda, she's a stuck up cow up her own arse anyway.

[daytripping]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Thought we were friends 😭

We are Brian, I love you.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, daytripping said:

We are Brian, I love you.

Gay.

[daytripping]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Gay.

I'm only up early as I can't wait for the lioness game. xx

[Bluto10]

8 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

Didn't you just renew yir Wedding 👰‍♂️vows...in London..😄..tae keep yer name above eh door 😉 🇨🇳...

Asking for a friend 👽

yeah, that’s it misers.

 

notice manboobs had a hardon for me yesterday. laffed at this ^^ and followed me round with dildos. what a life 👍🏻

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, daytripping said:

I'm still happy pal, always am.

Don't get into the Rolls Royce I'll just get a Skoda, she's a stuck up cow up her own arse anyway.

I'd have held out for the one you really like man. It'd be worth it in the end.

[Redforever86]

13 hours ago, RAZOR said:

 My mate bumped into her and spilled her drinks IIRC, my face got in the way. Nothing sinister.  The ladies are worse than the gents.

 

@Redforever86 I was out with Bad Santa 🎅 

Probably why you got punched. 

[Redforever86]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

These days I spend most of my time updating my OnlyFans page. (The requests are getting more bizarre I might add).

You should see the Dad’s aviary one that’s proper bizarre. 
 

Mind the magazine of that name, was good for a wank BITD. 

[Roberto]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Probably why you got punched. 

This.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Either brain washed or mentally ill.

@Clydeside_Sheepis both I think.

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

These days I spend most of my time updating my OnlyFans page. (The requests are getting more bizarre I might add).

What the fuck is only fans?

[daytripping]

5 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck is only fans?

It's a place where you can go and show people your willy for cash, very lucrative I may add. 

[Simply Red]

Only Fans Gillhaus

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, daytripping said:

It's a place where you can go and show people your willy for cash, very lucrative I may add. 

So I assume you pay cash and get to see some bird fingering herself? Unless it is local and you might know her what is the point.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

So I assume you pay cash and get to see some bird fingering herself? Unless it is local and you might know her what is the point.

Will be some Aberdonian lassies on there.

You subscribe to their page for a monthly fee and get their content. 

[manboobs109]

There's a vampire one, Only fangs.

 

 

 

[daytripping]

23 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Will be some Aberdonian lassies on there.

You subscribe to their page for a monthly fee and get their content. 

Guy at my work says his bird is on it, she is tidy but I'd not pay to see her. Fair play to those making cash off pervs, it's a good idea and obviously fills some needs.

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Guy at my work says his bird is on it, she is tidy but I'd not pay to see her. Fair play to those making cash off pervs, it's a good idea and obviously fills some needs.

Lassie I used to go with gas a page. Her looks have improved substantially since we went out 😂

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Lassie I used to go with gas a page. Her looks have improved substantially since we went out 😂

Filters innit Parko.

[daytripping]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Lassie I used to go with gas a page. Her looks have improved substantially since we went out 😂

I imagine the relief has probably taken 10 years off her face.

[Fridge]

50 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Will be some Aberdonian lassies on there.

You subscribe to their page for a monthly fee and get their content. 

You sound like an expert Parko

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I imagine the relief has probably taken 10 years off her face.

Hope not because we were only 18 when we went out 😂

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, Fridge said:

You sound like an expert Parko

I'm an expert in a'hin. You should know that by now. 

[Parklife]

Thanks for the dildo @manboobs109 The whole mention of it was entirely for your benefit. 😂

[Bluto10]

14 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Thanks for the dildo @manboobs109 The whole mention of it was entirely for your benefit. 😂

don’t think he can be very happy, deep down inside. 
spends his life dildoing on here. #lifegoals

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

He shagged some bird off of Home and away 

Wot have you done? 

she shoulda just stayed where she was from