Next Manager

[Ernie McCracken]

13 hours ago, Helmet said:

Possible they were taking too long with Thelin and he told them he couldn’t leave his club in the lurch so close to the start of their season?

Maybe he was pushing for it to be settled quickly and they fannied about assuming he would just hang on for them?

Let's face it, a man who understands the concept and importance of appropriate timing is not going to fit in at AFC.

[torry_battery_ram]

2 hours ago, G31DON said:

If they don't get the manager choice right, it's game over man.

How many managers did Stewart Milne go through in his years as chairman?

 

 

[a don in oz]

8 hours ago, Bebo said:

Nobody at the EE has that decent level standard of prose. Need to ask ChatGPT to dumb down the language to make it more believable.

Breaking News: Marc White Takes the Helm at Aberdeen FC!

By Clumsy McScribbler, Sports Correspondent  

In a shocking turn of events, the mighty Aberdeen Football Club has appointed none other than Dorking Wanderers’ very own Marc White as their new manager. Yes, you heard it right, folks! The man who once led a team of underfed pigeons to victory in the local park is now in charge of a club that’s seen more silverware than a fancy cutlery store.

White, a man whose tactical acumen is about as sharp as a deflated beach ball, was reportedly gobsmacked when he got the call from Aberdeen. “I thought they were after my secret recipe for microwave lasagna,” he quipped, adjusting his ill-fitting suit. But no, dear readers, they wanted him to lead their team to glory. Or at least to the nearest pub.

“I’ve never managed outside Dorking,” White confessed, scratching his head. “But hey, football’s like riding a unicycle blindfolded, right? You just pedal harder and hope you don’t crash into the mascot.”

The Dons, as Aberdeen is affectionately known, are a club steeped in tradition. Their fans are as loyal as a Labrador with separation anxiety. They’ve seen it all: the highs, the lows, and the occasional mid-table mediocrity. Now, they’ll witness the arrival of a man who thinks a 4-4-2 formation is a bingo card.

“I’ve got big plans,” White declared, squinting at the sun like a confused meerkat. “First, we’ll work on our ‘pass and pray’ strategy. Then, I’ll teach the lads to tackle like they’re swatting flies at a picnic. And don’t get me started on our pre-match rituals—I’ve got a lucky sock that hasn’t been washed since 2003!”

The press conference was a masterclass in clichés. White promised to give 110%, even though mathematically that’s impossible. He vowed to take it one game at a time, as if football matches were a series of surprise parties. And when asked about his tactics, he replied, “Well, we’ll play with passion, heart, and a dash of existential dread.”

So there you have it, dear readers. Marc White, the man who once mistook a corner flag for a giant lollipop, is now at the helm of Aberdeen FC. Buckle up, football fans—it’s going to be a bumpy ride. And remember, as they say in Dorking, “When life gives you lemons, make a half-time orange slice.” 🍊⚽️

 

(Prompt: Write 5 paragraphs like a veyr poor quality journalist about Dorking Wanderers founder Marc White being appointed as Aberdeen football club manager. He has never managed outside Dorking before and was surprised but looking forward to the challenge. Use every football cliche you can.)

[HaarDon]

2 hours ago, a don in oz said:

Breaking News: Marc White Takes the Helm at Aberdeen FC!

By Clumsy McScribbler, Sports Correspondent  

In a shocking turn of events, the mighty Aberdeen Football Club has appointed none other than Dorking Wanderers’ very own Marc White as their new manager. Yes, you heard it right, folks! The man who once led a team of underfed pigeons to victory in the local park is now in charge of a club that’s seen more silverware than a fancy cutlery store.

White, a man whose tactical acumen is about as sharp as a deflated beach ball, was reportedly gobsmacked when he got the call from Aberdeen. “I thought they were after my secret recipe for microwave lasagna,” he quipped, adjusting his ill-fitting suit. But no, dear readers, they wanted him to lead their team to glory. Or at least to the nearest pub.

“I’ve never managed outside Dorking,” White confessed, scratching his head. “But hey, football’s like riding a unicycle blindfolded, right? You just pedal harder and hope you don’t crash into the mascot.”

The Dons, as Aberdeen is affectionately known, are a club steeped in tradition. Their fans are as loyal as a Labrador with separation anxiety. They’ve seen it all: the highs, the lows, and the occasional mid-table mediocrity. Now, they’ll witness the arrival of a man who thinks a 4-4-2 formation is a bingo card.

“I’ve got big plans,” White declared, squinting at the sun like a confused meerkat. “First, we’ll work on our ‘pass and pray’ strategy. Then, I’ll teach the lads to tackle like they’re swatting flies at a picnic. And don’t get me started on our pre-match rituals—I’ve got a lucky sock that hasn’t been washed since 2003!”

The press conference was a masterclass in clichés. White promised to give 110%, even though mathematically that’s impossible. He vowed to take it one game at a time, as if football matches were a series of surprise parties. And when asked about his tactics, he replied, “Well, we’ll play with passion, heart, and a dash of existential dread.”

So there you have it, dear readers. Marc White, the man who once mistook a corner flag for a giant lollipop, is now at the helm of Aberdeen FC. Buckle up, football fans—it’s going to be a bumpy ride. And remember, as they say in Dorking, “When life gives you lemons, make a half-time orange slice.” 🍊⚽️

 

(Prompt: Write 5 paragraphs like a veyr poor quality journalist about Dorking Wanderers founder Marc White being appointed as Aberdeen football club manager. He has never managed outside Dorking before and was surprised but looking forward to the challenge. Use every football cliche you can.)

Fuckin 'ell

[a don in oz]

To be fair the playing with "a dash of existential dread" sounds spot on.

[TheRedPrawcess]

8 hours ago, dave_min said:

Ronny Delia was playing up at Trump this afternoon. Hit 12 over, apparently.

In that wind? Fair play

[The Gee Man]

8 hours ago, Redread said:

Change of plan, Cormack is heading back to Aberdeen in the next few days to be the club face of his last managerial appointment. Steven Gunn is getting demoted but Alan Burrows is receiving extra power at Aberdeen FC. Cormack is selling up ….HOORAY!!!! 
Health reasons will be given. Hopefully the interested parties distance themselves or buy out S.Milne. 
Stephen Robinson is definitely Aberdeen FC manager. 3.5 year deal agreed. 
Don’t shoot the messenger 

It’s the return of Redjohn 

[Helmet]

3 hours ago, a don in oz said:

Breaking News: Marc White Takes the Helm at Aberdeen FC!

By Clumsy McScribbler, Sports Correspondent  

In a shocking turn of events, the mighty Aberdeen Football Club has appointed none other than Dorking Wanderers’ very own Marc White as their new manager. Yes, you heard it right, folks! The man who once led a team of underfed pigeons to victory in the local park is now in charge of a club that’s seen more silverware than a fancy cutlery store.

White, a man whose tactical acumen is about as sharp as a deflated beach ball, was reportedly gobsmacked when he got the call from Aberdeen. “I thought they were after my secret recipe for microwave lasagna,” he quipped, adjusting his ill-fitting suit. But no, dear readers, they wanted him to lead their team to glory. Or at least to the nearest pub.

“I’ve never managed outside Dorking,” White confessed, scratching his head. “But hey, football’s like riding a unicycle blindfolded, right? You just pedal harder and hope you don’t crash into the mascot.”

The Dons, as Aberdeen is affectionately known, are a club steeped in tradition. Their fans are as loyal as a Labrador with separation anxiety. They’ve seen it all: the highs, the lows, and the occasional mid-table mediocrity. Now, they’ll witness the arrival of a man who thinks a 4-4-2 formation is a bingo card.

“I’ve got big plans,” White declared, squinting at the sun like a confused meerkat. “First, we’ll work on our ‘pass and pray’ strategy. Then, I’ll teach the lads to tackle like they’re swatting flies at a picnic. And don’t get me started on our pre-match rituals—I’ve got a lucky sock that hasn’t been washed since 2003!”

The press conference was a masterclass in clichés. White promised to give 110%, even though mathematically that’s impossible. He vowed to take it one game at a time, as if football matches were a series of surprise parties. And when asked about his tactics, he replied, “Well, we’ll play with passion, heart, and a dash of existential dread.”

So there you have it, dear readers. Marc White, the man who once mistook a corner flag for a giant lollipop, is now at the helm of Aberdeen FC. Buckle up, football fans—it’s going to be a bumpy ride. And remember, as they say in Dorking, “When life gives you lemons, make a half-time orange slice.” 🍊⚽️

 

(Prompt: Write 5 paragraphs like a veyr poor quality journalist about Dorking Wanderers founder Marc White being appointed as Aberdeen football club manager. He has never managed outside Dorking before and was surprised but looking forward to the challenge. Use every football cliche you can.)

“squinting at the sun like a confused meerkat”

That’s not bad.

[penguin2024]

It Robinson.scarf above the head tomoro

[The Gee Man]

Quick switch of profile’s above ⬆️ 

[Dandys1983]

all these 'new' ,members talking even more pish that I do! 

I can smell Huns! 

[penguin2024]

 

3 minutes ago, Dandys1983 said:

all these 'new' ,members talking even more pish that I do! 

I can smell Huns! 

I may  be many things but a hun is nea one of them

[The Gee Man]

1 minute ago, penguin2024 said:

 

I may  be many things but a hun is nea one of them

A doubler then

[penguin2024]

A doubler?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

So.  No Sunday Meeja INFORMED speculation about the job 6 days before what we’ve turned into the biggest game of the season.

Hold on to your hats kids.  Rough waters ahead.

[The Gee Man]

Posting under more than one profile 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

24 minutes ago, Redread said:

Today is the day of rest. I won’t be taking it off though before anyone has a quip regarding that.

Down to business, Steven Gunn will take up the role as head of communications. He is extremely well liked by the club hierarchy so the new role is on the advice of the German overview. The DOF role will be extinct.

Aberdeen FC are attracting a German backed consortium. Watch this space

RedRead 

RedJohn 

John Read

Fuck off 

[penguin2024]

Nope

[Dandys1983]

5 minutes ago, penguin2024 said:

Nope

 

30 minutes ago, Redread said:

Today is the day of rest. I won’t be taking it off though before anyone has a quip regarding that.

Down to business, Steven Gunn will take up the role as head of communications. He is extremely well liked by the club hierarchy so the new role is on the advice of the German overview. The DOF role will be extinct.

Aberdeen FC are attracting a German backed consortium. Watch this space

 

Redjohn

[Rico1903]

26 minutes ago, The Gee Man said:

A doubler then

The net is closing in on @penguin2024 / @Redread

[penguin2024]

1 minute ago, Rico1903 said:

The net is closing in on @penguin2024 / @Redread

I am nea a doubler,tell me how i can prove and i will

[Baaaaa heid]

9 hours ago, perthshirered said:

At least you were able to spell one of their names properly. Fucking retard. 

Oooh your hard ,did my comment make you that mad that you took time out your day fondling horses to call me a retard 

[pocrawred]

44 minutes ago, penguin2024 said:

 

I may  be many things but a hun is nea one of them

Your nae fae Aberdeen then. 

[AyrshireSheep]

Saw this was a hot topic this morning. 

Then realised it's just a playground spat. Ffs. 

Wish the club would announce any cunt right now. Even take the manager of Dyce Boys club to stop this fucking car crash 😂

[standfree1978]

5 minutes ago, AyrshireSheep said:

Saw this was a hot topic this morning. 

Then realised it's just a playground spat. Ffs. 

Wish the club would announce any cunt right now. Even take the manager of Dyce Boys club to stop this fucking car crash 😂

I've got a UEFA B Licence - will i dee?

[penguin2024]

8 minutes ago, pocrawred said:

Your nae fae Aberdeen then. 

Aberdeen born and bred.

[AyrshireSheep]

1 minute ago, standfree1978 said:

I've got a UEFA B Licence - will i dee?

More qualified than Glass or Robson 😂. Jobs yours. 

[RAZOR]

12 minutes ago, standfree1978 said:

I've got a UEFA B Licence - will i dee?

Don - preferably plz.

[HaarDon]

26 minutes ago, pocrawred said:

Your nae fae Aberdeen then. 

Bit of a nea jerk reaction there.

[Bournemouth Gee]

57 minutes ago, Dandys1983 said:

 

 

Redjohn

Was interviewed but has turned us down apparently