ahead on alphabet Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 49 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Well it isn't totally implausible given the time difference between Aberdeen and Atlantis. Fucking hell, we getting Aquaman? BHH Link to comment
20two20 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 minutes ago, ahead on alphabet said: Fucking hell, we getting Aquaman? Soon as he's finished sorting out Dens Park. 1 1 Link to comment
Redtillimdead Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 The international break is now over. Where's this new manager?? 1 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 10 minutes ago, ahead on alphabet said: Fucking hell, we getting Aquaman? BHH Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 20 minutes ago, Don_Corleone said: Once upon a time a football club chairman walked into a nightclub flashing his teeth at everyone who looked in his direction... He makes a beeline for the expensive looking Irish bird who's there with her husband... she strings him along while the husbands gone to the toilet, he buys her a drink, but the husband returns and so he slopes off into the shadows hoping she'll somehow decide to leave her bloke for him. Meanwhile, he spots a couple of sophisticated foreign ladies who are clearly out of his league. He swaggers over to them and introduces himself, flashing his teeth and wallet in their direction. They introduce themselves, but he can't pronounce their names right, and he proceeds to make a complete fool of himself trying to chat them up via google translate. They laugh and walk away. He then heads for the bar to drown his sorrows. There he bumps into a couple of other local burds who are regulars there - they're familiar with nightclub having been spent a lot of time there in recent years. He could probably pull them if he bought them enough drinks, but they're a bit boring, and the last time he hooked up with someone like this it didn't end well. As the night draws to a close and the doors are about to be shut, he heads for the exit. Waiting there is a fat little ginger slapper who's been putting herself about looking for action all night without success. He knows that his mates will laugh at him if he goes home with her and he'll possibly pick up some kind of embarrassing disease, but he doesn't want to go home empty handed. The expensive looking Irish bird gives him a wink as she walks out with her husband, filling him with hope that maybe he can still land her somehow. The sophisticated foreign ladies seem nothing more than a dream as they elegantly drift off into the night. The local ladies give him a wave as they head home. Only the fat little ginge remains... will he take her home? Will he make an embarrasingly desparate attempt to catch up with the expensive looking Irish girl and get his head kicked in? Will he settle for the boring local birds? To be continued... And he just spent thousands on an old English tart who fucked off and left him with blue balls…. Link to comment
G31DON Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 14 minutes ago, Reidzer 1314 said: That is amazing. To be honest, I think you have pretty much written a better press release than the one we will likely see drop from the club soon enough. That is the forthcoming official press release. Link to comment
sirpento Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 27 minutes ago, Don_Corleone said: Once upon a time a football club chairman walked into a nightclub flashing his teeth at everyone who looked in his direction... He makes a beeline for the expensive looking Irish bird who's there with her husband... she strings him along while the husbands gone to the toilet, he buys her a drink, but the husband returns and so he slopes off into the shadows hoping she'll somehow decide to leave her bloke for him. Meanwhile, he spots a couple of sophisticated foreign ladies who are clearly out of his league. He swaggers over to them and introduces himself, flashing his teeth and wallet in their direction. They introduce themselves, but he can't pronounce their names right, and he proceeds to make a complete fool of himself trying to chat them up via google translate. They laugh and walk away. He then heads for the bar to drown his sorrows. There he bumps into a couple of other local burds who are regulars there - they're familiar with nightclub having been spent a lot of time there in recent years. He could probably pull them if he bought them enough drinks, but they're a bit boring, and the last time he hooked up with someone like this it didn't end well. As the night draws to a close and the doors are about to be shut, he heads for the exit. Waiting there is a fat little ginger slapper who's been putting herself about looking for action all night without success. He knows that his mates will laugh at him if he goes home with her and he'll possibly pick up some kind of embarrassing disease, but he doesn't want to go home empty handed. The expensive looking Irish bird gives him a wink as she walks out with her husband, filling him with hope that maybe he can still land her somehow. The sophisticated foreign ladies seem nothing more than a dream as they elegantly drift off into the night. The local ladies give him a wave as they head home. Only the fat little ginge remains... will he take her home? Will he make an embarrasingly desparate attempt to catch up with the expensive looking Irish girl and get his head kicked in? Will he settle for the boring local birds? To be continued... Bravo Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 29 minutes ago, Don_Corleone said: Once upon a time a football club chairman walked into a nightclub flashing his teeth at everyone who looked in his direction... He makes a beeline for the expensive looking Irish bird who's there with her husband... she strings him along while the husbands gone to the toilet, he buys her a drink, but the husband returns and so he slopes off into the shadows hoping she'll somehow decide to leave her bloke for him. Meanwhile, he spots a couple of sophisticated foreign ladies who are clearly out of his league. He swaggers over to them and introduces himself, flashing his teeth and wallet in their direction. They introduce themselves, but he can't pronounce their names right, and he proceeds to make a complete fool of himself trying to chat them up via google translate. They laugh and walk away. He then heads for the bar to drown his sorrows. There he bumps into a couple of other local burds who are regulars there - they're familiar with nightclub having been spent a lot of time there in recent years. He could probably pull them if he bought them enough drinks, but they're a bit boring, and the last time he hooked up with someone like this it didn't end well. As the night draws to a close and the doors are about to be shut, he heads for the exit. Waiting there is a fat little ginger slapper who's been putting herself about looking for action all night without success. He knows that his mates will laugh at him if he goes home with her and he'll possibly pick up some kind of embarrassing disease, but he doesn't want to go home empty handed. The expensive looking Irish bird gives him a wink as she walks out with her husband, filling him with hope that maybe he can still land her somehow. The sophisticated foreign ladies seem nothing more than a dream as they elegantly drift off into the night. The local ladies give him a wave as they head home. Only the fat little ginge remains... will he take her home? Will he make an embarrasingly desparate attempt to catch up with the expensive looking Irish girl and get his head kicked in? Will he settle for the boring local birds? To be continued... Jesus you need to get a job or something! That’s some time on your hands 1 1 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 minutes ago, The Gee Man said: Jesus you need to get a job or something! That’s some time on your hands Ken. What an absolute waster. Link to comment
slippers Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I’m looking for advertisers for a new run of milk bottles. Do you think I should contact the club and they could advertise for the position? Link to comment
minijc Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Just now, slippers said: I’m looking for advertisers for a new run of milk bottles. Do you think I should contact the club and they could advertise for the position? Careful, the club are terrible at delivering on what they promised. Link to comment
Bridgeofdondon Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, minijc said: Careful, the club are terrible at delivering on what they promised. Top notch at bottling things though 1 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 minutes ago, slippers said: I’m looking for advertisers for a new run of milk bottles. Do you think I should contact the club and they could advertise for the position? Remember the milk board promo when you got free colour photos of Dons players inside the programme. Did anyone keep theres? Likely worth a bit on the eBay now. Link to comment
slippers Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 14 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Remember the milk board promo when you got free colour photos of Dons players inside the programme. Did anyone keep theres? Likely worth a bit on the eBay now. I’m going to make a mock up to help spread the word. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 30 minutes ago, The Gee Man said: Jesus you need to get a job or something! That’s some time on your hands Don’t tell me you post here during your own personal time? Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, dave_min said: Don’t tell me you post here during your own personal time? Yep no phones at my work Link to comment
zeroisgod76 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Burrows given an update on RedTV. At work so can't watch / listen. Anyone know what he's said? Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Update….. There is no update…… https://twitter.com/aberdeenfc/status/1773293749885366372?s=46&t=EGF21CR589CHViwzdY2JPw Sounds like we’ve definitely been turned down by one or two, and I’m guessing, waiting on O’Neill to say yes (or no!) Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, zeroisgod76 said: Burrows given an update on RedTV. At work so can't watch / listen. Anyone know what he's said? Very very close but nothing before weekend basically 1 Link to comment
Granite95 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Only 2 minutes in, and it's just utter waffle Looks like a few guys have turned us down, says they have hopes for "the man they've identified" to be appointed Link to comment
McPhee123 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 "we have to get it right" Clearly. But you said that last time and you didn't. Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Poor interview by Burrows! Just added more questions the interviewer was not allowed to ask 1 Link to comment
minijc Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Burrows comes across well, just a shame that what he says means fuck all at this point, especially when we know that Lennon is a viable option. Link to comment
Granite95 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Burrows clearly been wheeled out to try and defuse the situation Link to comment
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