RAZOR Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 That's Scott Burns going with McInnes. Announcement this morning apparently Link to comment
Dandys1983 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, RAZOR said: That's Scott Burns going with McInnes. Announcement this morning apparently 🤥 Link to comment
Frank Grimes Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Any April fools patter should result in an immediate suspension from Gold club Link to comment
Turra red Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 minutes ago, RAZOR said: That's Scott Burns going with McInnes. Announcement this morning apparently Ryan jack to come in as a player/coach in the summer as well I'm told. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 4 minutes ago, Frank Grimes said: Any April fools patter should result in an immediate suspension from Gold club 🤣 Link to comment
Tord31 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Flick named as Mystery German The Aberdeen FC managerial race is set to come to a swift conclusion writes Charlie Allan. Big German Hansi Flick is set to take the reigns at Cormack Park having been identified by crack German consultancy firm BPTC who were identified by Dave Cormack himself. The ex Bayern Munich and Germany gaffer who is most famous for inventing the Buckie Flick, wowed the Football Monitoring Board at interview with extensive talks focussed around the Bayern '83 match, and the trip Cormack took to watch the Dons lift the Cup Winners Cup. Hansi "Buckie" Flick is set to delight Banchory Housewives when he signs his deal as Dons gaffer which is believed to run until 31st January 2025 at Cormack's request. Link to comment
Hoofball Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 31 minutes ago, NEM said: Nobody boos every backward pass, that’s just nonsense. Roos rightly gets it in the neck because he slows down the chance of a counter attack every single time. He’s fucking useless He’s a fucking cunt for that, constantly acts like he going to take a quick throw or kick to start a counterattack and then shites himself allowing the opposition to get organised again. 1 Link to comment
RUL Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 30 minutes ago, NEM said: Nobody boos every backward pass, that’s just nonsense. Roos rightly gets it in the neck because he slows down the chance of a counter attack every single time. He’s fucking useless I’ll concede it’s not every backwards pass but it’s not just Roos who gets it tight. Aberdeen fans couldn’t deal with a European style of football imo. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 13 minutes ago, Frank Grimes said: Any April fools patter should result in an immediate suspension from Gold club Oh no - not the Gold Club. 1 Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Heckingbottom of to Sunderland by the look of it...How long will he last there? Link to comment
The Gee Man Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 So after a clear vote at the UN about this thread they have decided on a humanitarian pause for our sanity on Easter Monday! A letter has been drafted and signed by all leaders! Putin and Biden both agreed “Enough was Enough “ Link to comment
Millertime Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 20 minutes ago, RAZOR said: That's Scott Burns going with McInnes. Announcement this morning apparently Haha bastard Genuinely got butterflies there as I went to check 3 Link to comment
Millertime Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 7 minutes ago, RUL said: I’ll concede it’s not every backwards pass but it’s not just Roos who gets it tight. Aberdeen fans couldn’t deal with a European style of football imo. That only happens when we aren't doing well It doesn't happen generally Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 30 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: What's this Gold and Silver Members nonsense...Thought I'd logged into the fuckin Stonehaven Orange Order Site.🤔 Seem to happen at the same time as folk’s passwords got hacked Link to comment
davieb Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Heckingbottom of to Sunderland by the look of it...How long will he last there? How does this guy keep getting decent management gigs? Link to comment
Dynamo Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 2 minutes ago, davieb said: How does this guy keep getting decent management gigs? Did he not get Sheffield United promoted to be fair? Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 6 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Heckingbottom of to Sunderland by the look of it...How long will he last there? He will still be in contention to be our next manager by the time he's sacked. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 2 minutes ago, davieb said: How does this guy keep getting decent management gigs? Member of the secluded Union? Link to comment
RUL Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 5 minutes ago, Millertime said: That only happens when we aren't doing well It doesn't happen generally Been a long 3 years Link to comment
Millertime Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 6 minutes ago, RUL said: Been a long 3 years Sure has bruv, sure has Link to comment
NEM Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: I've just got news. That you boys had a perty, withoooot Lee Hucheon? 1 3 Link to comment
davieb Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 16 minutes ago, Dynamo said: Did he not get Sheffield United promoted to be fair? Fair enough, but after his Hibs debacle I'm surprised he managed to land another Championship gig so quickly Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, HaarDon said: Holy fuck Lennon it is!!!! The process is over (if you want it) 1 Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, HaarDon said: Holy fuck Lennon it is!!!! 423 Link to comment
20two20 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 2 minutes ago, HaarDon said: Holy fuck Lennon it is!!!! Die in a fire. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, 20two20 said: Die in a fire. Love Mick Philpott 1 2 Link to comment
20two20 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: Love Mick Philpott Helluva reference. Well played. Link to comment
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