Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 20 minutes ago, Parklife said: Yeah, that's what happened. Ok min I'll pass on to my old lady, who is going to Armagh later this year (she knows my thoughts on this but it's up to her, of course), to avoid going in by Newtownards. Thank you.👍😄 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I went once for a football tour/play in a tournament as a young loon, maybe 14 years old. Knew it was bullshit then. They should both just kill each other and be done with it. Eradicate all the huns first. A definite contender for POTY, DF min.👍 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Done Belfast on a stagger. Stumbled into Hewitt's bar and before I could finish my very witty Hewitt tale, I was kindly interrupted by the barmaid - yes, we know, now what'll ye be having? Got to love their war torn dry humour. Went to Linfield vs Glentoran which was absolutely shite. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 12 minutes ago, RAZOR said: Done Belfast on a stagger. Stumbled into Hewitt's bar and before I could finish my very witty Hewitt tale, I was kindly interrupted by the barmaid - yes, we know, now what'll ye be having? Got to love their war torn dry humour. Went to Linfield vs Glentoran which was absolutely shite. What end was you in? Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 34 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Ok min I'll pass on to my old lady, who is going to Armagh later this year (she knows my thoughts on this but it's up to her, of course), to avoid going in by Newtownards. Thank you.👍😄 She might get a ride or two if she ventures in though. She'll have to weigh up the positives against the risks, I guess. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Just now, Parklife said: She might get a ride or two if she ventures in though. She'll have to weigh up the positives against the risks, I guess. Ach she gets her diddies ridden every day of the week. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: What end was you in? It was played at Windsor Park (the reason escapes me why) so we just went in the Main Stand which housed the Glentoran fans and a lovely mural of Josh Magennis. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 14 hours ago, maryhilldon said: The north/west of Ireland around Donegal/Derry has terrific scenery. Rolling hills like middle earth. what the fuck does middle earth look like lol Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, Bluto10 said: what the fuck does middle earth look like lol You never watched Lord of the Rings Blutz? Bit too recent for you? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 26 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You never watched Lord of the Rings Blutz? Bit too recent for you? I've never watched it and managed a reference. Aul' grey was thinking of Tellitubbies. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 2 hours ago, Parklife said: She might get a ride or two if she ventures in though. She'll have to weigh up the positives against the risks, I guess. No chance of that happening min. She's totally faithful to my old man, even after his sad, untimely demise nearly 25 years ago. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 2 hours ago, RAZOR said: It was played at Windsor Park (the reason escapes me why) so we just went in the Main Stand which housed the Glentoran fans and a lovely mural of Josh Magennis. Beautiful. I'm glad to hear you weren't mixing with the hun vermin min, and that you seen a dedication to big Joshua.👍 Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Me and the missus went to Portrush last September, lovely scenery, folk were spot on , and the guy checking the motor at Larne was an Aberdeen fan , he was particularly complimentary of my retro JVC shirt Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 19 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: No chance of that happening min. She's totally faithful to my old man, even after his sad, untimely demise nearly 25 years ago. I’ve no reason to doubt you MAD, as you are a man of honesty and integrity, but how do you know this? Have you discussed it in the last quarter century? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 3 minutes ago, Poodler said: I’ve no reason to doubt you MAD, as you are a man of honesty and integrity, but how do you know this? Have you discussed it in the last quarter century? It has duly been discussed with my old lady, Poodler min. She has absolutely no interest in anyone else other than my old man. She canna be arsed with having a companion. She very seldom goes out on her own and when she does it is to her Women's Guild, Knitting Club, or through to watch a play at the Tivoli or His Majesty's with her pal (female). Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 Here @Matt Armstrong's Dog yir Ma’s nae exactly going to tell yi she used to get fresh wi Big Davie doon i road is she. 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 11 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It has duly been discussed with my old lady, Poodler min. She has absolutely no interest in anyone else other than my old man. She canna be arsed with having a companion. She very seldom goes out on her own and when she does it is to her Women's Guild, Knitting Club, or through to watch a play at the Tivoli or His Majesty's with her pal (female). Bet she's firing a massive dildo up her growler every night min. You ever discuss that with her? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Here @Matt Armstrong's Dog yir Ma’s nae exactly going to tell yi she used to get fresh wi Big Davie doon i road is she. Loved Mel & Kim. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Bet she's firing a massive dildo up her growler every night min. You ever discuss that with her? No min. Never. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Loved Mel & Kim. So did Big Davie and yir Ma Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 20 hours ago, Bluto10 said: what the fuck does middle earth look like lol Pretty much like Donegal, west coast of Ireland like @maryhilldonsays. I was over there a few weeks ago and it's definitely wild and remote in some parts with fantastic scenery. Slightly less Orcs though. Just. 1 Link to comment
Dad Posted March 9 Share Posted March 9 An orc-filled wasteland that 8-Ball is guru on Who'd have thunk Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 On 3/6/2024 at 11:17 PM, Howard Marks said: Actual LOL. Best thing I've seen all week. Tenerife is arite though. Its sound. Not sure what that bloke expected going solely to a shitey tourist bit tbh. Its like saying all Scotland is like Possilpark. Vloggers eh. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-68535093 In court on Friday. Seems strange its at Aberdeen Sheriff Courts and nae in Stoney Court since its a Shire not City matter. Coppers will pull the plug regardless of the court outcome regardless. Daft weegie/hun cunts wasting their time. Link to comment
RDS Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 6 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-68535093 In court on Friday. Seems strange its at Aberdeen Sheriff Courts and nae in Stoney Court since its a Shire not City matter. Coppers will pull the plug regardless of the court outcome regardless. Daft weegie/hun cunts wasting their time. Stonehaven Sheriff Court stopped operating in 2015 with Aberdeen now covering bigger area Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 WTF are these cunts all about https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen-aberdeenshire/6399791/orange-lodge-stonehaven-rnli-flute-band/ Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 16 minutes ago, Simply Red said: WTF are these cunts all about https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen-aberdeenshire/6399791/orange-lodge-stonehaven-rnli-flute-band/ Rescuing folk at sea. 1 Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 45 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Rescuing folk at sea. Love Braemar Mountain Rescue Link to comment
Hoofball Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 26 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: No update on their appeal today? The appeal is tomorrow 1 Link to comment
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