daytripping Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Did you try that with the big titted burd who strung you along for months? I've gone off big titted birds, currently sniffing round the flat chested ex. I forgive, I'd have left me too. Holiday in the tropical paradise of Nairn next weekend if we don't fall out before then. If we do...watch out Nairn, out on the razz for 4 nights, be medallions and flares, shirt to my belly button. 😎 Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 8 hours ago, CCB III said: Got any "Bench." Clobber? No. Got plenty J. lindeberg though. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Matchday. Adidas Wimbledon. Lois jeans. Jaeger crew neck. Anzi Besson ski jacket. Gold belcher chain. Mario Talarico telescopic brolly to help me fight the weather and the SS. Link to comment
Red Clive 1995 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 16 hours ago, JumboJET said: Textbook clobber @ericblack4boss @Red Clive 1995 Definitely not super dryz for freaks. Id wear: Barbour sark JCB gilet diesel jeans Buckler boots (going out eens, nae work eens) Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Reed or deed said: No. Got plenty J. lindeberg though. I mind everyone wearing that about 15 year ago - think it was in kafka bloody golf wear! Cardigans! Perfect Aberdeen attire - trainers (used to be ankle socks but would now wear proper socks) ootdoors shorts (the FjallRavens etc as Milne said - multiple pox) Shirt (a reputable and durable brand) or jumper (see also shirt) occasionally a jacket (if proceedings are going to prolong - correctly acknowledged by Buzzardo) you should always go out expecting to be out until the next day (be prepared) 1 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 I wear a suit and tie everywhere I go. I'm a sharp dressed man. On the other hand, at home I'm usually not wearing much as I'm having passionate sexual intercourse with my partner and/or spooning most of the time. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 12 hours ago, manboobs109 said: No absolutely wrong. It's a strong aroma of pish. The wife let you back in then? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 26 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: I wear a suit and tie everywhere I go. I'm a sharp dressed man. On the other hand, at home I'm usually not wearing much as I'm having passionate sexual intercourse with my partner and/or spooning most of the time. What’s his name? Link to comment
Bournemouth Gee Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 19 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s his name? Brian Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 13 hours ago, manboobs109 said: No absolutely wrong. It's a strong aroma of pish. Where is the pic of the new gutties ? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 5 minutes ago, DD1903 said: Where is the pic of the new gutties ? Got too steaming. I'll do it the morn. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Just now, manboobs109 said: Got too steaming. I'll do it the morn. The excitement is unbearable Link to comment
dervish Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Anything that doesn't smell like boak and no massively noticeable stains. Just hoping the shopping list coupon is as masterful as I think it is. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Today for pubbing/rugger: trainers - Saucony Socks - NB Pants - JL Shorts - Adsum Shirt - Folk Watch - Tissot Sunnerz - RB eh? Link to comment
Baps Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Boss suit Ralph Lauren shirt gucci socks LV shoes Parfums de Marley Layton or Herod Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: What’s his name? David Yerma Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Football’s for poofs Seen the state of you cunts on the Gaylord Forum? nah. darent do that. scared what I’ll see tbh Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Full Dons kit with boots and shin pads. Having drank with you on several occasions I can confirm this is indeed true. It has happened at least once. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: Having drank with you on several occasions I can confirm this is indeed true. It has happened at least once. 😂 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 White “fisherman’s” polo neck cravat cycling shorts football socks (rolled down, am not a weirdo) crocs The looks of envy from other pub goers are immediately apparent. 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 12 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I had the captain’s armband on that night as well. Handed it to you when I nipped off for a shite. Oh captain my captain Bow down to your new captain Arise Sir Howard The captain of your ship Colin Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 5 minutes ago, Zeus said: You old enough to mind the Amadeus Zeus? mind the under 18’s things but never the real deal. there was a shop in St Nich centre that used to sell Rockport and Henry Lloyd (Dazzy, Berto, Razor etc my age will remember). Where The Office is now (shoe shop) Used to love seeing all that gear in Budz Bar and whatever Jam Jar used to be called. Link to comment
Zeus Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 1 minute ago, Poodler said: You old enough to mind the Amadeus Zeus? mind the under 18’s things but never the real deal. there was a shop in St Nich centre that used to sell Rockport and Henry Lloyd (Dazzy, Berto, Razor etc my age will remember). Where The Office is now (shoe shop) Used to love seeing all that gear in Budz Bar and whatever Jam Jar used to be called. Aye, was a regular for a while. Bus back to BOD as well. Sizzlers on site. Zerouali a regular also. What a place Shut nae long after I turned 18 iirc but was never exactly strict for letting me in from 16 onwards. Budz and Blu bar haha. D2 the shop your on about? Jean scene maybe... Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 On 3/14/2024 at 3:23 PM, JumboJET said: Hi all. Here is a hypothetical situation for you. It's Saturday 13:00 and you've been invited down the pub (or social club if they are a thing in Scotland) with a couple of your mates. What clothes do you wear and why did you make this choice? Looking forward to hearing / seeing your answers! (please feel free to post pics of your outfit if it helps) BigJumby I bide in instead min. Can't be arsed with two-faced pricks who make on that you are their pal but then ridicule, abuse, and humiliate you (in front of an audience, of course) to make them feel better about their shallow lives. That's why I only go oot in Poland 🇵🇱(and Germany next month). 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: why d’ye nae go out boozin mad min? He just fucking told you. Retard. 3 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 14 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: why d’ye nae go out boozin mad min? After 5 years of putting up grief, provocation, taking the piss, and dismissiveness about my shite eyesight and, as result of this, being out of work min.. I've stood up for myself many a time when getting grief and asked the cowardly cunt at the time of the incident to repeat what they've said but it's either a retort of "your paranoid" or "I'll take you oot in the car park" I receive. All simply because they've been caught out. Slimy, pretentious cunts. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 18 Share Posted March 18 3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: After 5 years of putting up grief, provocation, taking the piss, and dismissiveness about my shite eyesight and, as result of this, being out of work min.. I've stood up for myself many a time when getting grief and asked the cowardly cunt at the time of the incident to repeat what they've said but it's either a retort of "your paranoid" or "I'll take you oot in the car park" I receive. All simply because they've been caught out. Just take them out in the car park and kick fuck into them (or bum them). Link to comment
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