Memories of Players Doon the Toon

[Tommy]

6 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Ever tried it?

The thought is enough to put me off.

[RedArmyFakshun]

Steve Archibald swiped my mates telly then fucked off to spurs

We're all pals now though

[Big Dave]

Walking back into the town from Hampden after a Scotland v Norway game I bumped into Cato Guntveit who was over watching as a fan. Met Billy Dodds in the queue for Bex bar one night. 

[The Boofon]

6 hours ago, Millertime said:

Mince, potatoes and beans in a Pyrex bowl, all mashed up

Mmmm

AKA Strathclyde Stovies.

[Simply Red]

Dean Windass’ wife telling me and my pals to fook off on Dee St late one night. We were shouting Deano Deano and he gave us a wave and was away to come over, but she was having none of it. Now divorced as a result.

Charlie Mulgrews fat cunt missus gave me a lecture in Babylon (1st and last time in there) for having the audacity to say alright Charlie “on his night off”as he walked past me. Id watched the big mongol in a 1-4 defeat v the tims that day at Pittodrie and was still being sound. He told her to shut up, apologised and shook my hand. Gent. Davide Di Grassi was there aswell. He was sound but speaky no eenglay. 

McDougall in the Crit was always good craic.

Fraser Fyvie was sound aswell. Slagging off Phil Maguire😆

Joe Lewis and his family in the costa bit in tesco lang stracht. 

Zero, zeros pal Lional Ritchie, Robbie winters and cant remember who else every week in the vip bit in Amadeus midweek hoovering up the flange. 
 

[Roberto]

10 hours ago, Millertime said:

Mince, potatoes and beans in a Pyrex bowl, all mashed up

Mmmm

Beans?

Absolute paedophile behaviour.

Beans should be banned from life.

[sigh]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Beans?

Absolute paedophile behaviour.

Beans should be banned from life.

Beans should never be served with mince and tatties

Beans with pie and chips however is acceptable

[Millertime]

10 hours ago, Tommy said:

The thought is enough to put me off.

No way

Eaten with a dessert spoon - yummy yummy in my tummy 

[Millertime]

2 minutes ago, sigh said:

Beans should never be served with mince and tatties

Beans with pie and chips however is acceptable

Thats the thing though,  ever tried it?

 

[Millertime]

5 hours ago, The Boofon said:

AKA Strathclyde Stovies.

Haha its one of the variations 

Is that funnily enough more like stovies to you lot than my original recipe?

[eeps]

15 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Thats the thing though,  ever tried it?

 

you're describing adult baby food. do you wear a nappy when you're eating it?

[sigh]

18 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Thats the thing though,  ever tried it?

 

Beans in mince - no

Kidney beans in minced beef chilli - yes

Beans in mince and tatties just seems wrong

[aberdeen1970]

You get mince pies with tattie and baked bean topping. Same thing really 

[zeroisgod76]

7 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

You get mince pies with tattie and baked bean topping. Same thing really 

[Belabedlam]

Was in the same class as Stewart McKimmie's daughter. Unfortunately she took after her father in the looks department.

[Millertime]

3 hours ago, sigh said:

Beans in mince - no

Kidney beans in minced beef chilli - yes

Beans in mince and tatties just seems wrong

Perfect analogy

It's the same thing!

[Dons79]

29 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Perfect analogy

It's the same thing!

I wouldn’t do the beans myself, mince tatties, brown sauce all lapped up by Yorkshire puddings is good.

just to add, beans are good in breakfast, breville’s, plain (mothers pride)toast and beans, that’s it for me.

[Durrant Dived]

3 hours ago, Belabedlam said:

Was in the same class as Stewart McKimmie's daughter. Unfortunately she took after her father in the looks department.

Ferryhill or Harlaw? Maybe both.

[Simply Red]

4 hours ago, Belabedlam said:

Was in the same class as Stewart McKimmie's daughter. Unfortunately she took after her father in the looks department.

Good fullback tho? 

Thick line of jizzum across the brow line?