Aberdeen Mad Really Is The Most Ridiculous Happy Clappy P**h

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Was having a looksie to see what it was like.

 

Some bloke posts " wow 2000 over the attendence for the last Celtic game, they should use that cash to get a decent full back in"

 

I feel compelled to point out that 2000 tickets = under £50k, and if they think any "decent" (i.e. better than our current) full back is available for that, they are in dreamland.

 

I promptly some stange veiled accusation of "Can anyone smell the potatoes?" ... for making a valid observation.

 

I respond with "what do potatoes smell like you fanny" and am promptly banned from the thread

 

Takes happy clapping to new levels!!! I think my utter shoite posts (and I recognise they are shoite) are best kept here.

 

[K-9]

I reckon we could find a decent left back on 1k a week no problem at all.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I'd be delighted if we could but suspect that you may be wrong. At this stage we would be looking for a full back, currently without a club, willing to play for a low wage.

Sounds like a great pedigree. Exactly the kind of player we should be attracting to Pittodrie. Has Mark McGhee hacked your account?

[K-9]

1k a week is NOT a low wage in our league.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

No, but it is a low wage for a decent player. No player that would improve the team would be

 

A: willing to play for that and

B: available at this stage if he was.

 

Not saying that a St Mirren full back would be on more than that, but I don't think a St Mirren level full back would improve our team. Rather have Clark Robertson.

The point is that Foster and Mulgrew were given pelters for not being good enough, and you wont even get that level of player for less than a grand a week.

 

Main point though is that at least we are debating the point here without me being labelled a tattie munching interloper for the merest suggestion and interference with any proliferation of happy clapping. I think it's a good point to discuss actually.

[DandyDon KD]

Shoite?

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Shoite?

 

Like using feck instead of f**k.. a sanitised version of a swear word that might get me in trouble as well as an ironic nod to the accusation that I am some sort of bead rattling Tim. i.e. the oirish say things like shoite , and feck instead of Sh*t nd f*ck. the " * " avoids the offence, but doesn't have the ironic comedic value..... I hope that clarifies.

[DandyDon KD]

 

Like using feck instead of f**k.. a sanitised version of a swear word that might get me in trouble as well as an ironic nod to the accusation that I am some sort of bead rattling Tim. i.e. the oirish say things like shoite , and feck instead of Sh*t nd f*ck. the " * " avoids the offence, but doesn't have the ironic comedic value..... I hope that clarifies.

It does yes. But your not on Aberdeen Mad so you won't get banned for swearing.

 

Shit.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

It does yes. But your not on Aberdeen Mad so you won't get banned for swearing.

 

Shit.

 

Nice!!!! In that case put me down for a Shit a fuck and a cunt (and all before I go the the pub tomorrow). I'll pass on the bugger though.

[dervish]

Nice!!!! In that case put me down for a Shit a fuck and a cunt (and all before I go the the pub tomorrow). I'll pass on the bugger though.

 

We actually don't use the 'c' word around here.

 

Cunt.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

We actually don't use the 'c' word around here.

 

Cunt.

 

By 'c' word I assume you mean Calderwood. He definitely was one.....in my humble opinion, although he did get us into europe.

He was also orange of course, which should have been an early indicator of his underlying hunnery.

[jassb]

What the fuck is this about? Tattie munchers or cunts? Or tattie munchers are cunts?

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Both and neither.....mostly the fact that I am allegedly a tattie muncher, an accusation that I find as offensive as being called a Paedo.

 

Also I am moderately drunk and bored and possibly too annoyed by Aberdeen mad. It's an emotional time!

[Ke1t]

I am Kelt... hear me roar.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Both and neither.....mostly the fact that I am allegedly a tattie muncher, an accusation that I find as offensive as being called a Paedo.

 

Also I am moderately drunk and bored and possibly too annoyed by Aberdeen mad. It's an emotional time!

 

 

I am Kelt... hear me roar.

 

For some reason I really like that comment!!!! It may be alchohol (or retardation) related.

[daytripping]

My old mate fatshaft seems to be running out of forums to spit the dummy on, he's been sussed on mad already,

 

How long before he's banned there and back here eating out of the palm of my hand?

 

I'm in the RDS lower tomorrow min, you can see my pic on my profile, come find me, lets see you do your hard man act to my face.

 

http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=34449&do=findComment&comment=970124

 

Ok, i'll admit it, the get over yourself comment probably stems from the numerous threads like this where its Fatshafts way or the highway. Your "i'm right and everyone else is a ****" attitude is just a bit grating.

Honestly, is it really any surprise that your colleagues, to a man (no poofs though), told you that yes, they were going to be watching the football.

Who could be arsed with the fallout from giving you any other answer?

 

Quote from the man, lol

 

"Seeing as the "badge of honour" is once again fully on display from some, on a night when for the first time this century we're getting the greatest football game on the planet beamed into our sitting rooms tonight, what will all these internet heros be doing instead of watching their national team play?

just wondering, as I didn't talk to anyone at work today who wasn't going somewhere to watch the game. Well apart form the poofs that is, and we don't have any of them at our work."

 

You sure big man!

[daytripping]

The way he obsesses about poofs I wouldn't be surprised if he's in denial, the worst homophobes usually are.

 

No skin off my nose if he's a raving woofter, maybe that's why his wife left him, he does seem to prefer hanging out with blokes playing with their little balls to anything else.

 

Fair play min, each to their own.

[jassb]

I'd come and say hello Dayts, but I'm in the south. Block x. That's the place to be.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

My old mate fatshaft seems to be running out of forums to spit the dummy on, he's been sussed on mad already,

 

How long before he's banned there and back here eating out of the palm of my hand?

 

I'm in the RDS lower tomorrow min, you can see my pic on my profile, come find me, lets see you do your hard man act to my face.

 

http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=34449&do=findComment&comment=970124

 

Ok, i'll admit it, the get over yourself comment probably stems from the numerous threads like this where its Fatshafts way or the highway. Your "i'm right and everyone else is a ****" attitude is just a bit grating.

 

Honestly, is it really any surprise that your colleagues, to a man (no poofs though), told you that yes, they were going to be watching the football.

 

Who could be arsed with the fallout from giving you any other answer?

^^^^^^

 

I like the emotion , but am confused.

[daytripping]

^^^^^^

 

I like the emotion , but am confused.

 

Read the whole thread, the guy is a fucking arse.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

But I started the thread !!!!

[daytripping]

I'd come and say hello Dayts, but I'm in the south. Block x. That's the place to be.

 

I'd rather be in the south but am using my my mates season ticket, he's offshore so I'm taking his ticket and his kid and his mate along, 2 14 years olds are away to get a lesson on how to treat the tim.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

This is either a wierd combination of threads getting messed up or there was something more than alchohol in that last beer. Not complaining like, but if things are about to get psychadelic I want to realise early so I can kick back and enjoy the trip.

[jassb]

 

I'd rather be in the south but am using my my mates season ticket, he's offshore so I'm taking his ticket and his kid and his mate along, 2 14 years olds are away to get a lesson on how to treat the tim.

I'm sure you'll teach them well. Don't hold back.

[daytripping]

But I started the thread !!!!

 

The mad thread?

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Ok...now I'm up to speed ... thread didna update. Panic over!!!! No whitey or bad trip in progress.

[jassb]

I am Kelt... hear me roar.

I hear you.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

The mad thread?

 

No, this thread...all clear now. Was missing a few posts.

[daytripping]

I'm sure you'll teach them well. Don't hold back.

 

We'll be fine,

 

The dad is worried but he's offshore and not back for a week and a half, I started at their age,

 

They're both big lads, taller than me!

[jassb]

 

The dad is worried but he's offshore and not back for a week and a half

No worries then, they'll get let out on Monday