19Th Scottish Traditional Boat Festival

[The Boofon]

I shall be running the 'Follow the Herring 10k', winning one of the yachting races and having lots of fun in between.

 

International musicians from all across the world including America and Australia will be in appearance. :thumbs:

 

I shall also get some transfer scoops * similar to last years exclusive regarding Riordan from Eoin.

 

I suggest anyone interested in having a fucking marvelous time gets themselves along to this years event which promises to be bigger and better than ever.

 

I might even invite you round to Boofon Manor should I feel the urge.

 

 

The Boaties

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I cannot accept any liability for the outcome of these scoops and they may be AFC manager dependent.

[tup]

Count me out.

[The Boofon]

Count me out.

 

 

Not the first time that's happened.

 

 

Are you scared of sailing as well as flying?

[Dandyesque]

Sounds like a hoot.

 

However;

 

Attracting thousands of visitors, the Scottish Traditional Boat Festival was launched in 1994 and extols the values of taste, style, heritage and authenticity.

 

How come boofon's a patron given the festival's values?

[tup]

Not the first time that's happened.

 

 

Are you scared of sailing as well as flying?

 

No I'm not scared of sailing.

 

However it sounds like one of those twee as fuck Scottish festival things. Not my scene, unless you want your posh acquaintances ending up with burst mooths and their teeth flying down their throats like a shower of hailstones.

 

So it's best not to invite me chief.

[The Boofon]

Hello sailor

 

 

All joking aside it's a fucking awesome weekend.

 

Anyone thinking of coming up this area would do well to remember this is on that weekend.

 

Roberto I'm directing this in your direction as well. Just a short hop up the road from Chateau Wullfo in Cullen during holiday season.

 

Spain v France and England v Italy in the Euro 2012 quarter finals that weekend as well. :thumbs:

[E-P-K]

I will egg the Earl of Seafield,

 

I may have been a humble 7 year old collecting conkers from the Earl of Seafield's private land, but getting his gardener to near decapitate me with his garden fork was a touch OTT. Revenge will be seeked at the 2012 Portsoy boat festival.

[tup]

See what I mean, the Earl of Fucking Seafield FFS.

 

I have no respect for any landed gentry.

[Bluto10]

canna beat a good festival.

 

anything out of the ordinary is always good.

[tup]

Used to caravan in Portsoy as a bairn actually, home of the best ice cream in the world too.

 

If I'm in the NE that weekend I'll nip with my old man.

 

Nip what with your old man?

[The Boofon]

Sounds like a hoot.

 

However;

 

 

 

How come boofon's a patron given the festival's values?

 

 

I'm not a patron. Ian and I don't move in the same circles.

 

I'm just promoting it.

 

No I'm not scared of sailing.

 

However it sounds like one of those twee as fuck Scottish festival things. Not my scene, unless you want your posh acquaintances ending up with burst mooths and their teeth flying down their throats like a shower of hailstones.

 

So it's best not to invite me chief.

 

You wouldn't last two minutes in Portsoy Tup.

 

Not after dark anyway. Through the day the crowds would protect you enough to last until dusk.

[The Boofon]

Used to caravan in Portsoy as a bairn actually, home of the best ice cream in the world too.

 

If I'm in the NE that weekend I'll nip with my old man.

 

My wife's great grannie made that ice cream. If it's the correct one you're on about that is and the shop in the town square.

 

The festival have actually taken ownership of the caravan site now. :thumbs:

[Dandyesque]

I'm not a patron. Ian and I don't move in the same circles.

 

I'm just promoting it.

 

 

My apologies - I thought you had implied you were the Earl of Seafield a while back.

 

I certainly inferred it.

 

The point about the festival values still applies though.

[E-P-K]

See what I mean, the Earl of Fucking Seafield FFS.

 

I have no respect for any landed gentry.

 

His old pad - After his mither deed, (who was the 2nd richest Woman in the UK behind the queen) the cunt could na get his finances in order and had to move to a slightly more modest abode, spent more time protecting his conker reserves than his finances.

 

[tup]

You wouldn't last two minutes in Portsoy Tup.

 

Not after dark anyway. Through the day the crowds would protect you enough to last until dusk.

 

If you think the lure of a fight at sunset is going to get me to attend, you're probably right.

 

When is it again?

[The Boofon]

I will egg the Earl of Seafield,

 

I may have been a humble 7 year old collecting conkers from the Earl of Seafield's private land, but getting his gardener to near decapitate me with his garden fork was a touch OTT. Revenge will be seeked at the 2012 Portsoy boat festival.

 

 

 

Are you hame for it?

 

You can whizz in past Boofon Manor and I'll give the Jade Goody / Eddie Izzard lookalikey (BS) a shout and let him know you're coming.

[StandFree1982]

Too much seaman at these things...

[The Boofon]

His old pad - After his mither deed, (who was the 2nd richest Woman in the UK behind the queen) the cunt could na get his finances in order and had to move to a slightly more modest abode, spent more time protecting his conker reserves than his finances.

 

 

 

Stayed in there for a year and my folks grew up in that house.

 

His new pad isn't too shabby either. The old Factor's House. Huge white one with cracking plum trees.

 

Wullfo over to you. :thumbs:

[Bluto10]

Used to caravan in Portsoy as a bairn actually, home of the best ice cream in the world too.

 

If I'm in the NE that weekend I'll nip with my old man.

 

 

factually incorrect.

and i can verify it a la noris mcwhirter.

 

you need to get yourself to san gimignano if you want the best ice cream on planet earth.

[Dandyesque]

Stayed in there for a year and my folks grew up in that house.

 

Can we assume it became an asylum after the local toff was unable to keep up his council tax payments?

[Henry]

Too much seaman at these things...

 

So close.

[E-P-K]

 

Are you hame for it?

 

You can whizz in past Boofon Manor and I'll give the Jade Goody / Eddie Izzard lookalikey (BS) a shout and let him know you're coming.

 

Just checked, and I am not hame, so the spectacle of the Earl of Seafield getting egged will have to be postponed to a later date. Which is a bit of a disappointment as in the excitement i just ordered 50 XL water ballon bombs to use during my escape ah la Michael Stone Milltown Cemetery.

[E-P-K]

Too much seaman at these things...

 

Whats Robert Maxwell and Freddy Mercury got in common ? both died of dodgy seamen.

[The Boofon]

Just checked, and I am not hame, so the spectacle of the Earl of Seafield getting egged will have to be postponed to a later date. Which is a bit of a disappointment as in the excitement i just ordered 50 XL water balloon bombs to use during my escape ah la Michael Stone Milltown Cemetery.

 

 

I'll take them off you.

 

Will come in useful during the yacht race.

[E-P-K]

I'll take them off you.

 

Will come in useful during the yacht race.

 

Will do, postage address the same ?

 

Mr. Boofon

Homeless flats

Moray Council

Portsoy

AB45

[The Boofon]

Will do, postage address the same ?

 

Mr. Boofon

Homeless flats

Moray Council

Portsoy

AB45

 

Portsoy is in Aberdeenshire. :thumbs:

[tup]

One of the funniest things I ever seen in my life at a festival was a councillor taking a blast to the face from a super soaker water pistol, one of those reasonably powerful ones that has a tank which you strap to your back.

 

It was vodka and coke rather than water, he went berserk, it was all over his fancy suit and dripping down his face, the 'don't you know who I am's' were coming flying out of him

[E-P-K]

Portsoy is in Aberdeenshire. :thumbs:

 

Banffshire to the locals.

[The Boofon]

This thread goes to show how popular the festival has become.

 

Last year I mentioned that I had been speaking to Eoin at the festival and the thread ended up winning AFC Chat thread of the year 2011.

 

It would seem that two months before the festival has started this year and with no mention yet of any signing for Aberdeen this thread is already well underway to becoming 2012 champion.

 

Oof. Wait until the Saturday morning when Eoin reveals all. This place will melt down.

 

Huns in Administration thread clearly cannot be allowed to compete due to handicap rules.

[tup]

What a havering cunt