Guest El Padre Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 between Lewis Hamilton and England? Hamilton will still be managed by Mclaren next year...... Link to comment
D and G Don Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 I heard today that the England team shirt is to be revamped. The three lions on their badge will be replaced by tampons. This is to represent the worst period they have had for years. I was in Tesco tonight looking at the oxo cubes, they had a fair old range in stock.There was Beef, Chicken,Lamb,Vegtable and a new one in the range the ENGLISH I went to the nearest assistant and asked what the new English oxo cube was all about He replied well sir that a f ucking laughing stock!!! should i get my jaicket??? Link to comment
swaddon Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 The Met office have issued a severe weather warning for flooding in Scotland - 5 million Scots pissed themselves laughing on Wednesday. Link to comment
D and G Don Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 A man was found floating face down in the Manchester Ship Canal on thur morning. He was wearing an England football shirt and had a ten inch dildo up his rear end. Police have removed his shirt to save his family any embarrassment Link to comment
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