Chants Of The Season

[minijc]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm

 

Few crackers there i must say, just a pitty none from the dons

[NorthernLights24]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm

 

Few crackers there i must say, just a pitty none from the dons

 

We do get a mention though..

 

As Rangers prepared to take on Zenit St Petersburg in the Uefa Cup final, shouts of "We're gonna deep-fry your vodka!" echoed around the City of Manchester stadium.

 

This was the latest adaptation of a chant begun by Scotland fans in Italy with pizzas, amended to croissants in France and incorporating tapas when Aberdeen travelled to face Atletico Madrid.

[minijc]

Oh aye forgot that bit, but did we sing that? I never heard it?

[Dynamo]

Oh aye forgot that bit, but did we sing that? I never heard it?

 

 

It's not original anyway.

[redtillidie]

'What a sh*tey home support' and '2-1 to the Aberdeen' whilst visiting Real's ground...

 

'Sign on' to the street beggars in Madrid

 

All the banter between seperated fans when kept in after the Athletico game- 'You had to queue for yer tickets' ect ect

 

All the Luca Toni abuse

 

Every TMWTM abroad

 

'Get yer baps oot for the lads' to the 95 yer al grunnie on her balcony in Sol Square

[Pudgie]

First 2 no one will really understand but they're funny to me

 

"Ye can stick yer tuna sannies up yer arse"

 

"Oh Dundee. Is full of moobs/hay/sh*t"

 

She wore a scarlet ribbon.

 

Luca Toni is a nut.

 

Fat Eddie Murphy.

 

Loving the thing Bayern do after their goals. Scorer for Aberdeen....

[Dynamo]

"Town full of gypos"

Dnipro, 07

[Pudgie]

One for next season? Stolen from an old spurs tune.

 

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

You have one hell of a touch.

Leave the defence for dust.

Score with your left and your right,

Make all the rest look like sh1te.

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DAAAAAA...

 

We love you Mackie, and if its quite allright.

We love you Mackie, despite your lack of height.

We love you Mackie. When you put the ball in the net.

 

to the tune of Can't take my eyes off of you.

[Dynamo]

One for next season? Stolen from an old spurs tune.

 

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

You have one hell of a touch.

Leave the defence for dust.

Score with your left and your right,

Make all the rest look like sh1te.

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DAAAAAA...

 

We love you Mackie, and if its quite allright.

We love you Mackie, despite your lack of height.

We love you Mackie. When you put the ball in the net.

 

to the tune of Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

Would only work if there was an icon or something like that playing up front, but Darren Mackie...

[Pudgie]

Would only work if there was an icon or something like that playing up front, but Darren Mackie...

 

Could be anyone but just used mackie as an example. Don't ask why

[vanderark14]

One for next season? Stolen from an old spurs tune.

 

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

You have one hell of a touch.

Leave the defence for dust.

Score with your left and your right,

Make all the rest look like sh1te.

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DAAAAAA...

 

We love you Mackie, and if its quite allright.

We love you Mackie, despite your lack of height.

We love you Mackie. When you put the ball in the net.

 

to the tune of Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

i close my eyes every time he gets the ball so that wouldnt work

[OneZanderDiamond]

One for next season? Stolen from an old spurs tune.

 

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

You have one hell of a touch.

Leave the defence for dust.

Score with your left and your right,

Make all the rest look like sh1te.

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DAAAAAA...

 

We love you Mackie, and if its quite allright.

We love you Mackie, despite your lack of height.

We love you Mackie. When you put the ball in the net.

 

to the tune of Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

Brilliant

[Bobby Connor]

Luca Toni is a C**T was friggin hilarious!

 

'We hate Rangers more than you!' towards the 'season ticket' Dandies in Madrid was also class.

 

Also agree with 'What a shitey home support' on the Bernabeau tour and the response from some Dons at the other end of the ground - "Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio!"

 

All good stuff. :appl:

[s1dnk]

One for next season? Stolen from an old spurs tune.

 

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

You have one hell of a touch.

Leave the defence for dust.

Score with your left and your right,

Make all the rest look like sh1te.

You're just too good to be true,

Can't take my eyes off of you.

 

DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DA DA DA DA DA. DA DA, DA DA, DAAAAAA...

 

We love you Mackie, and if its quite allright.

We love you Mackie, despite your lack of height.

We love you Mackie. When you put the ball in the net.

 

to the tune of Can't take my eyes off of you.

Balls, who is going to sing all that? Also Darren Mackie, I know you said it could be anyone but come on!

[MG_Don]

"you've not payed your bills"-At Tynecastle when the floodlights went out last November

 

All the 10MWTW bounces especially the one on the train on the way to the Allianz.

 

All of the piss-take chants against the Huns last week- especially the "why the frigg are you still here?!"