madjockmcferson Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 1 Any player that plays for a premiersh*t team will be hyped up.....and they will say it is a shame that England didnt make it2 A team which is playing really nice one touch football and losing 1-0 with 15 mins to go will be criticised for not 'lumping it forward'3 Cristiano Ronaldo will be fetted....even if he has a sh*t game.....4 Nobody will say....such and such a player has been linked with Aberdeen...... Link to comment
Guest GoldFinger Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 5. 'Even though Kazim-Richards used to be pish I'd take a handjob from him cos he's half decent now' Link to comment
minijc Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 5. 'Even though Kazim-Richards used to be pish I'd take a handjob from him cos he's half decent now' 6. they will look to link anyone and anything to England so they can go on and on about them. 7. There will be little if any talk about Scotland unless they are laughing at us. Link to comment
Guest GoldFinger Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 8. The atmosphere at this tournment is so flat without the england fans. Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 9. what this team lacks (ie a technically excellent team playing nice one touch stuff and entertaining) is some English steel..... Link to comment
Batfink Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 10. David Pleat will mis-pronounce as many names as possible like last night Bosingwa became Boswinger. It could be a disaster if he ends up doing a Poland game. Link to comment
minijc Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 10. David Pleat will mis-pronounce as many names as possible like last night Bosingwa became Boswinger. It could be a disaster if he ends up doing a Poland game.He also called Portugal, Portsmouth- seriously how the fook can you get them two mixed up? Link to comment
johnstrac Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 He also called Portugal, Portsmouth- seriously how the fook can you get them two mixed up? Seriously, what the f*** does David Pleat bring to the table with his "commentary" ?The man's a muppet of the highest order, the BBC always knock ITV into touch with their football coverage. Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted June 8, 2008 Author Share Posted June 8, 2008 10 : The camera will focus on a pretty girl....which actually isnt a bad thing! Link to comment
robbo Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 11: whenever they interview fans, they usually have a cheap shot at england...okay, again not a bad thing. had to love the croats - we have a joke in croatia, where are england playing this summer? on the playstation. hahahaha also the swiss guy: nobody thinks we can win the tournament, but we have a better chance than england. frigging brilliant. so everyone round the world really does hate england. made my day that did Link to comment
Guest rocket_scientist Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Seriously, what the f*** does David Pleat bring to the table with his "commentary" ?The man's a muppet of the highest order, the BBC always knock ITV into touch with their football coverage. But he scored a freak goal against Belgium in extra time? Surely a guarantee of immortality in their wee heids? Link to comment
Guest SS RED Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 ITV fitba is pish, sky and bbc is much betterm infact would rather maybe listen to it on 5 live than watch it on ITV. Link to comment
OneZanderDiamond Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 But he scored a freak goal against Belgium in extra time? Surely a guarantee of immortality in their wee heids? Wrong guy unless you're fishing and did it deliberately. Oh, and ITV is terrible. Clive Tildsley is an absolute arse - makes John Motson bearable Link to comment
Guest rocket_scientist Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 Wrong guy unless you're fishing and did it deliberately. Sorry. Yes. Big mistake. Homer moment. DOH. Was thinking of Platt. Obviously. Anyway, I quite like Pleat's comments, even though he really shouldn't be on TV. ***. Engerlish ***. Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 ITV fitba is pish, sky and bbc is much betterm infact would rather maybe listen to it on 5 live than watch it on ITV. Yup ITV coverage has always been awful. No matter what they are showing it always looks 2nd rate compared to their rivals. Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted June 9, 2008 Author Share Posted June 9, 2008 12: The game you really, really, really want to watch will be on ITV and not BBC.....which is clearly a bad thing...forcing you to watch the game on TV and listen to the commentary on 5LIVE. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 13. The European Championships are not worth reprting on. the new chelsea boss and Ronaldo maybe moving to Madrid are more important. Link to comment
paulkaneatemyhamster Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 This tournament is not as good without England It is devalued by England not being there England would have won the tourney easily. England will be amongst the favorites for the next world cup player X is going to move to the prem Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 This tournament is not as good without England It is devalued by England not being there England would have won the tourney easily. England will be amongst the favorites for the next world cup player X is going to move to the prem your forgot about the atmosphere being shyte without the english fans there. Link to comment
Guest LondonScottish Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 8. The atmosphere at this tournment is so flat without the england fans. your forgot about the atmosphere being shyte without the english fans there. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 my posts was aimed at PKAMH's post but i did actually miss that post. Link to comment
Nespa Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 talksport on Sat afternoon they were saying its a lesser tourney without Engerland and deep down the winners will know they had it easier without England there..................... feckin hell ....they couldnt even qualify from an easier group than most and they finished with the same points as the international heavyweights of Israel!!! Link to comment
SteveW Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 I'm watching in Moscow and the commentator jist came oot with something that sounded like: 'Dreznovmirskovskairolovomirnovonivorovoyoronosjurkebnavsketniskovdraskmodfrastenbartenovskalayskminskinskalprolieumfirnafarlied' That was pretty annoying Link to comment
Guest SS RED Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 What is wrong with interviewing capello? This is BBC, there was frigg all to talk about the game, so an interview with capello is better than silence. Link to comment
SteveW Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 What is wrong with interviewing capello? This is BBC, there was frigg all to talk about the game, so an interview with capello is better than silence. Presumably it was a Euro 2008 show and Capello and England arenae in it. Did they give any airtime tae George Burley to ask him if he thinks Davie Weir has another 2 season in him? Dis newsnight give 20 minutes to interview Kylie on her new album? Link to comment
Guest SS RED Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 It was a football show. On ITV there would have been adverts on BBC there was an interview with the manager of England who the English public probably know very little about so they thought it would be good. PS. I am scottish and I would rather listen to an interview with Capello than George Burley, think the guys all ready shown he is a push over so not interested in him. Link to comment
Dandyjam Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 He also called Portugal, Portsmouth- seriously how the fook can you get them two mixed up? That was maybe his 2 favourite places he went kerb crawling! Link to comment
Batfink Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 He also just made a boob by saying. "We've had our first goal less draw of the day"..........erm...........don't you mean tournament you clown. Also noticed after pronouncing Camoranesi wrong 3 times he started referring to him as the Italian right winger!! Link to comment
paulkaneatemyhamster Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 David Pleat also called Donadoni & Van Basten 2 of the finest goalkeepers of their generation this is fast turning into Pleatballs Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 actually, and i know this is controversial...i quite like those mistakes...it goes to show that there are human beings out there and not just robotic commentators....or the sh*te that passes for presenters on sky sports news or setanta sports news.... ...actually im talking pash aint I 14) Unintelligent debate from 'football people'..why cant we have an in depth, good quality discussion like american sports commentators / presenters? (anyne who follows / watches NFL, Baseball will know what im talkin about) Link to comment
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