Poodler Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 The Two Popes Somewhat interesting. Absolutely zero tits, hardly any women at all actually 6/10 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 That amazon effort, pretty good. Told by her keeper not to venture beyond the woods, got a snickers and that was that. Kind of like logan, which i thought was like a wolverine movie should've beem yonks ago. Blood n guts everywhere. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Also had a bit of mad max 3 when they got to the coordinates. Master blaster was awesome in that film. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 The Two Popes Somewhat interesting. Absolutely zero tits, hardly any women at all actually 6/10 Twice the child rape, though? Link to comment
Cowie Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Twice the child rape, though?And presumably Gary Glitter on the OST? Link to comment
tiktak Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 1917. Pretty good and the lead dude was very good. Something I wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't watched the Kermode review was that it was shot to look like one single continuous take throughout. Sounded gimmicky when I heard him say that but really didn't detract from the movie at all. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Fighting with my family Steven Merchant produced epic about Paige the wwe wrestler and far she came from (Norwich) A few bikini birds. Paige is tidy with blonde hair. Remember, the real Paige was involved in a sex tape scandal recently. Annoyed me her real dad is from Norwich and wears an arsenal top 6/10 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Alien Covenant on just now, not as bad as some of the reviews , esp the directors cut. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 See no evil, hear no evil Classic. AND THERES TITS. She's a fox too 8/10 Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Villain - cult early 70s London crime lord film. Main guy played by Richard burton is clearly based on Ronnie kray right down to his homosexual tendencies (lovejoy is the recipient of his affection). Released same year as get carter and they’re very similar, both sharing that gritty unglamorous feel. Odd that one has been forgotten and the other grown has in status and been remade by Hollywood (badly). Anyway it’s an 8/10. Some tits. Frozen 2. 7/10. Songs aren’t as catchy as in Frozen. No tits but Anna and Elsa are now of age, which is nice. Cats. 0/10Quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Worse than the greasy strangler. Even my wee girl didn’t really rate it saying there was too much singing and she has watched Mary poppins 9 times Irishman 8/10Scorsese can do no wrong. Not as good as goodfellas or casino but just nice to see de Niro in something that is not a pile of steaming shite. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Alien Covenant on just now, not as bad as some of the reviews , esp the directors cut.Tremendous film Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Villain - cult early 70s London crime lord film. Main guy played by Richard burton is clearly based on Ronnie kray right down to his homosexual tendencies (lovejoy is the recipient of his affection). Released same year as get carter and they’re very similar, both sharing that gritty unglamorous feel. Odd that one has been forgotten and the other grown has in status and been remade by Hollywood (badly). Anyway it’s an 8/10. Some tits. Frozen 2. 7/10. Songs aren’t as catchy as in Frozen. No tits but Anna and Elsa are now of age, which is nice. Cats. 0/10Quite possibly the worst film I have ever seen. Worse than the greasy strangler. Even my wee girl didn’t really rate it saying there was too much singing and she has watched Mary poppins 9 times Irishman 8/10Scorsese can do no wrong. Not as good as goodfellas or casino but just nice to see de Niro in something that is not a pile of steaming shite.The Irishman is fucking terrible. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 The Irishman is fucking terrible. Agreed, can't even watch it to the end Link to comment
KenDodd'sDad Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Parasite and Uncut Gems. Both brilliant. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 The Irishman is fucking terrible.I disagree. Cats is terrible. Every wayans bros film is terrible. I also find a lot of the coen bros films terrible as I just don’t really get them or how clever they are meant to be. A serious man for example. I found the Irishman very well acted and interesting, so much so I would watch it again A lot of people have no attention span whatsoever anymore. I would say it’s about his 6th or 7th best. Pioneer - 6/10Norwegian film about early deep sea divers / workers installing pipelines and the dangers they faced. Not a job for me, my ears pop at the bottom of a swimming poolDecent but couldn’t decide if it was trying to be a thriller, story about corporate greed / cover ups or a documentary. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I switched off as soon as I saw De Niro pretending (very badly) to kick some boy on the floor - I’m amazed Scorsese didn’t stop and say “Come on for fucksakes, Bob!! put some fucking effort in and make it more realistic - pretend its Trumps face you’re hoofing” then re-shoot the scene I was also high on ecstasy at the timeI enjoyed the Irishman. You're right about that scene though, it was ridiculous. He could barely swing his leg, far too old to be playing a brawler. Link to comment
eeps Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 I enjoyed the Irishman. You're right about that scene though, it was ridiculous. He could barely swing his leg, far too old to be playing a brawler.I also enjoyed it. Poignant. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Downsizing. Utter shit. I'd rather listen to the dead kennedys song - if only people could shrink. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 I disagree. Cats is terrible. Every wayans bros film is terrible. I also find a lot of the coen bros films terrible as I just don’t really get them or how clever they are meant to be. A serious man for example. I found the Irishman very well acted and interesting, so much so I would watch it again A lot of people have no attention span whatsoever anymore. I would say it’s about his 6th or 7th best. Pioneer - 6/10Norwegian film about early deep sea divers / workers installing pipelines and the dangers they faced. Not a job for me, my ears pop at the bottom of a swimming poolDecent but couldn’t decide if it was trying to be a thriller, story about corporate greed / cover ups or a documentary.Get ti fuck min Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 That girl in war dogs and k's cyber wifey in blade runner 2049, she's lovely. She should be in more films, the ones that last about 20 minutes long. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 On 1/11/2020 at 10:22 PM, Poodler said: See no evil, hear no evil Classic. AND THERES TITS. She's a fox too 8/10 A hilarious film and, yes, she was gorgeous. Comedies of that era were fantastic, this plus stuff like Planes, Trains & Automobiles, and Home Alone etc. Real belly laugh stuff. Its been a while since a film made me laugh like that. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Recently I have seen: Amazon: Rambo Last Blood. I actually quite enjoyed it, surprisingly decent. Cinema: The Fairy Princess And the Unicorn. Not really sure what was going on, I fell asleep twice. Kids seem to like it. First time I have been in the Oden Glasgow Quay for a good while, its now an Odeon Luxe with all reclining seats. No wonder I fell asleep. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 On 1/14/2020 at 10:32 PM, tightbreeks said: That girl in war dogs and k's cyber wifey in blade runner 2049, she's lovely. She should be in more films, the ones that last about 20 minutes long. She's great in Knock Knock too. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 5 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: She's great in Knock Knock too. This'll be her. Saw her recently in Knives Out and is in the next Bond film. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Gold lounge vibes watching Force of Nature today. Going in all eh Kent about it was Mel Gibson was in it. thank fuck the food and drink made up for the film. What retard thought a big cat, Puerto Rico, Nazis, Van Gogh, a hurricane and Angel from Dexter were a good idea ffs 2/10 no tits apart from Mel Link to comment
CalgaryDon Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Overboard (2018) on netflix. I enjoyed it. 7/10. Link to comment
CalgaryDon Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Creep 2. Watched this recently. Didn't know anything about it before doing so. Totally different from your generic horror film. Handheld camera used throughout to film it. 9/10. Link to comment
KenDodd'sDad Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Chinatown. All time fucking classic. Link to comment
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