Films

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

V for Vendetta

put it on after supper last night.

fell asleep about 13 minutes in and woke up on the sofa about 0230. The bird is tidy, Portman or Knightley

lovely small little boobs. There is a time and a place for small boobs. It’s not all about the fat paps 

Yeah it's a real shocker you like flat chested birds.

 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

 

fell asleep about 13 minutes in and woke up on the sofa about 0230. The bird is tidy, Portman or Knightley

 

It's Portman. A favourite of mine,. very much my type.

[Poodler]

49 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Yeah it's a real shocker you like flat chested birds.

 

Manboobs, why don’t you fuck off 

[Chewie37]

10 hours ago, Dad said:

Ach im no complaining son - Moby knows how to play keyboards; I cannae compete with that 

Life's about more than Natalie Portman

Good with his fingers and baldy? I’m in with more of a shout than I thought......

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

What’s it about?

The beauty of it, is that even when you watch it, you're not quite sure. 

[manboobs109]

Watched the Exorcist last night. Wee lassie gets possessed, coupla priests sort her out. Shit ending. 7/10 no tits

[Parklife]

Watched Nomadland last night. Really enjoyed it. 

Story about a woman who'd lost her husband and her job, so sold up all she had and hit the road, living in her small truck. Met loads of people who were doing the same along the way.

Excellent film. 

[The Boofon]

11 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

What’s it about?

Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

2 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

The beauty of it, is that even when you watch it, you're not quite sure. 

LOL

Trying way too hard now.

 

[Guest]

39 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

LOL

Trying way too hard now.

 

It's not just about one thing. Even the actors/directors said it's open to interpretation. But aye, I'm trying too hard. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

It's not just about one thing. Even the actors/directors said it's open to interpretation. But aye, I'm trying too hard. 

What’s it about?

 

There was an easy answer. 
 

What’s Jaws about?

A big fucking shark eats loads of people or is it open to interpretation?

You try too hard to be smart  

 

 

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

What’s it about?

 

There was an easy answer. 
 

What’s Jaws about?

A big fucking shark eats loads of people or is it open to interpretation?

You try too hard to be smart  

 

 

That's not all it's about though, is it? 
 

I like to watch films like that, with messages and imagery, and try figure it out.l, or interpret it in my own way. It's an art house flick. 
 

Jaws, you're right, is about a big fuck off shark that munches on folk. I'm ok with that, too. 

[Guest milne_afc]

12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I like to watch films like that, with messages and imagery, and try figure it out.l, or interpret it in my own way. It's an art house flick. 

[maryhilldon]

5 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Two lighthouse keepers try to maintain their sanity while living on a remote and mysterious New England island in the 1890s.

 

Gonnae no dae that.

[Arabian Knight]

ehm tae gade tae yeez 

[The Cockney Don]

 

[Poodler]

Harder they fall 

a Netflix original western. Idris Elba. It’s all black folk. Coupla bad white guys but they don’t last long. 
 

some good clips loyal to actual westerns. Coupla cleavage shots but no tits. 
 

5/10. Wasn’t bad. Wasn’t captivating 

[Quagmire]

Eternals. 4/10. Usual Marvel shite but in the dog house so was happy with 3 hours of silence. Gemma Chan though, absolutely stunning.

[YorkDon]

Watching Bad Teacher, Cameron Diaz movie cos we couldna think what we wanted to watch.

Typical fare of this type 6/10, some tits at the start.

Can never work out if Diaz is fine or nae? 

[manboobs109]

Watched Doctor Sleep again last night(Ironically fell asleep halfway through) The bird in it is amazing though. Possibly the most attractive woman on the planet. No tits. 7/10

[King Street Loon]

15 hours ago, YorkDon said:

Watching Bad Teacher, Cameron Diaz movie cos we couldna think what we wanted to watch.

Typical fare of this type 6/10, some tits at the start.

Can never work out if Diaz is fine or nae? 

She's lovely 

[YorkDon]

54 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

She's lovely 

Definitely rough without make up-like a lot of women to be fair.Great body tho.

[Jigsaw666]

Nobody mentioned Bull yet? British gangster type movie, not one you'd take the burd along to. I'd give it a solid 8/10........until the final two minutes. The last bit is akin to watching a director blow up his entire movie just for the hell of it. So it's a go see for me, just leave two minutes from the end.

[Jigsaw666]

On 10/29/2021 at 9:33 PM, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Went to see 'The French Dispatch' the other day. 
 

For me, his best film. Totally original and unique, his entire craft at its peak throughout the film. Magic. Beautiful. 
 

9/10

Far too arty farty for my taste. Of the three sections only the third passed muster for me.

BTW, you can't review this and not mention it has tits. Full frontal too. Not only tits but absolutely definitely would tits. How can you miss that out.

[Jigsaw666]

On 11/7/2021 at 9:54 PM, Arabian Knight said:

ehm tae gade tae yeez 

Heard someone else big this up. Good then is it?

[jamiesd]

On 11/8/2021 at 8:32 PM, The Cockney Don said:

 

Oscar material .  What a finish.  And little cheeky Pierce in the front seat also

[jamiesd]

On 11/21/2021 at 11:57 AM, manboobs109 said:

Watched Doctor Sleep again last night(Ironically fell asleep halfway through) The bird in it is amazing though. Possibly the most attractive woman on the planet. No tits. 7/10

Is that Rebecca Ferguson you are on about?  Lovely

[manboobs109]

1 minute ago, jamiesd said:

Is that Rebecca Ferguson you are on about?  Lovely

Yeah, she's fucking amazing. Most attractive woman on the planet 100%

[manboobs109]

There's a couple of scenes you can tell she's got a right cracking set of tits on her.

[jamiesd]

Shes great in the Mission Impossible films.  Bikini ahoy in the first one shes in

[Poodler]

Watched a load of shit last night, couldn’t sleep. 
 

the Huntsman - Liam Neeson. Tidy Mexican mum with gorgeous thighs but very limited cameo. Boring and predictable

At Astra - Brad Pitt astronaut nonsense. Didn’t even get to the end. 
 

going back to pervy french films from now on