Films

[Poodler]

Cmon cmon 

at the Belmont last night 

jaoquin Phoenix 

black and white. Weird film about him having an autistic (I assume) nephew 

don’t bother 

[Poodler]

Maybe in the directors cut 

[Jigsaw666]

Let Us Prey.

This was on the Horror channel, it's a Scottish effort. I enjoyed the climax but that which went before was boring. Jonathan Watson is in it, playing a plank of wood from what I saw. He does die in it though (other than his acting style) which was at least a bonus.

Don't Look Up.

Hmm. Lot of big names in this and I've got to say many did a great job. Basic story is there's a comet heading for earth which will kill everyone. Leo Di Cap tries to warn the president but nobody wants to know. What it really is, is a parody of modern day America and Americans. LDC is great as the scientist and Meryl Streep (whom I often criticise for getting Oscar nominations for hee haw) also does her best Trump as President impersonation. The whole government entourage is very Trumpian in fact. Star of the show for me was Mark Rylance as geeky scientific boffin cum evil capitalist money grubber. So many characterisations of Americans that are almost instantly recognisable throughout the movie. I liked it even though it's not laugh out loud funny and it maybe outstayed its welcome by about 10-15 minutes.

[King Street Loon]

Watched the new Spider-Man film earlier today.

Excellent stuff.

[The Boofon]

On 12/6/2021 at 6:44 AM, For Fecks Sake said:

It's been getting slagged off by everyone as a film that is so bad it's worth watching for a laugh.

Corney Scottish accents

Brooke Shields

Shite story

I mean, whatever gave you the impression that it was going to be anything other than dreadful ?

Giving this a try later purely on your review.

[For Fecks Sake]

6 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Giving this a try later purely on your review.

What did you think then?

Aye it was shite, corney, predictable and some bits never made sense but it's by no means the worst Christmas film that I have watched!

Brooke Shields is still worth a poke like ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Spiderman, no way home - solid 8.5/10

[Redforever86]

10 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Spiderman, no way home - solid 8.5/10

You've got matching hands. 

[shut up meg]

On 12/10/2021 at 11:04 PM, Jigsaw666 said:

 

Don't Look Up.

Hmm. Lot of big names in this and I've got to say many did a great job. Basic story is there's a comet heading for earth which will kill everyone. Leo Di Cap tries to warn the president but nobody wants to know. What it really is, is a parody of modern day America and Americans. LDC is great as the scientist and Meryl Streep (whom I often criticise for getting Oscar nominations for hee haw) also does her best Trump as President impersonation. The whole government entourage is very Trumpian in fact. Star of the show for me was Mark Rylance as geeky scientific boffin cum evil capitalist money grubber. So many characterisations of Americans that are almost instantly recognisable throughout the movie. I liked it even though it's not laugh out loud funny and it maybe outstayed its welcome by about 10-15 minutes.

I watched it Christmas Day, I really enjoyed it.

Jonah Hill playing the Trump kid role was good as well.

[Guest milne_afc]

Easily the worst film of the year. What a heap of shite. If that’s the direction LDC is heading with the environmentalist agenda, well, he can GTF.

[For Fecks Sake]

In parts it was funny but it felt disjointed and you got the impression it could have been funnier.

Depressing as fuck ending like ?

[Jigsaw666]

Not seen any of these Kingsman films yet. They any use?

[alscotoz]

Belfast. Meh.

Neds. Depressing.

[The Boofon]

Life of Brian.

 

Cannot emphasise just how much this is still a 10/10.

 

Timeless classic.

[alscotoz]

On 12/28/2021 at 9:56 AM, Jigsaw666 said:

Not seen any of these Kingsman films yet. They any use?

The year at Spurs was well received

[The Boofon]

On 12/10/2021 at 11:04 PM, Jigsaw666 said:

 

Don't Look Up.

Hmm. Lot of big names in this and I've got to say many did a great job. Basic story is there's a comet heading for earth which will kill everyone. Leo Di Cap tries to warn the president but nobody wants to know. What it really is, is a parody of modern day America and Americans. LDC is great as the scientist and Meryl Streep (whom I often criticise for getting Oscar nominations for hee haw) also does her best Trump as President impersonation. The whole government entourage is very Trumpian in fact. Star of the show for me was Mark Rylance as geeky scientific boffin cum evil capitalist money grubber. So many characterisations of Americans that are almost instantly recognisable throughout the movie. I liked it even though it's not laugh out loud funny and it maybe outstayed its welcome by about 10-15 minutes.

Lasted 30 minutes.

 

Complete and utter shite.

 

Jennifer Lawrence is still a fucking babe mind you so it gets 1/10 for her being in it.

[maryhilldon]

On 12/28/2021 at 1:20 PM, The Boofon said:

Life of Brian.

 

Cannot emphasise just how much this is still a 10/10.

 

Timeless classic.

Totally agree. Still my favourite comedy film,  every scenes a classic.

[Guest milne_afc]

Watched Basketball Diaries last night. Solid performance from LDC before he lost his mind.

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

Totally agree. Still my favourite comedy film,  every scenes a classic.

Long time since I’ve seen it

every scene a classic?

is it not niche?

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

 

is it not niche?

No.

[Parklife]

Last Night in Soho - 8/10 

 Young fashion student (Thomason McKenzie) moves to London but has recurring episodes when she sleeps where she's transported in to an observer of the life of a young woman (Anya Taylor Joy) in 60's  London. 

Really enjoyed it. Helped very much by two absolutely smoking hot stars. 

[Bluto10]

19 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

No.

ak ok. my mistake

[manboobs109]

15 hours ago, The Boofon said:

Lasted 30 minutes.

 

Complete and utter shite.

 

Jennifer Lawrence is still a fucking babe mind you so it gets 1/10 for her being in it.

Started watching it. I'll watch any film to the end, sometimes I even enjoy how shite they are but I switched this piece of shit off after about 30mins. 

The worst film ever made 

No idea if there's any tits but it's so woke I doubt it.

-5/10

complete turd

[Poodler]

Raging Bull 

regarded as one of the greatest films ever. 

black and white De Niro romp about a jealous as fuck Italian boxer.

lasted about an hour. Absolute shit

could be tits but I’m unsure

[manboobs109]

Watched The Rock this morning. Connery and Cage defusing missiles on Alcatraz. No tits(in fact only 1 female character, Holywood Misogyny) loads of fighting n'that.

A good, solid 8/10

[YorkDon]

Recorded High Plains Drifter as saw it on the other night.

Classic Western is a genre I’ve never explored.

[KenDodd'sDad]

5 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Recorded High Plains Drifter as saw it on the other night.

Classic Western is a genre I’ve never explored.

Clint rapes a lassie in the first five minutes and then goes about his business.

You canna see The Rock doing that these days, film stars had balls back in the day.

[YorkDon]

1 hour ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

Clint rapes a lassie in the first five minutes and then goes about his business.

You canna see The Rock doing that these days, film stars had balls back in the day.

Cheers min.Saves me watching it.

All Hollywood films from now on will have be woke as fuck, or not get made.

[Poodler]

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Seriously? One of my favourite films . 

Why? What makes it so good? 

[Simply Red]

Raging Bullshit