Fridge Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 17 hours ago, Somefriendly said: Haha, would be a quality headline in the press. It should be standard attire on hun's cars. 2 questions I have a) why do some folk have a hard on for Greg stewart on this forum and b) why the obsession for zubr? It was a classic, sure somebody can find it. Basically somebody parked too close to his car and he requested advice on what to do. Responses involved raping his wife and torching his house down. Eventually it was decided to stick a dildo on his bonnet of which he bottled and wrote a stern letter. 1 Link to comment
Ten Caat Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 18 hours ago, Somefriendly said: Haha, would be a quality headline in the press. It should be standard attire on hun's cars. 2 questions I have a) why do some folk have a hard on for Greg stewart on this forum and b) why the obsession for zubr? Compulsory for new members here to purchase a G-Stew t-shirt off @Dad #everylittlehelps Link to comment
Somefriendly Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 48 minutes ago, Ten Caat said: Compulsory for new members here to purchase a G-Stew t-shirt off @Dad #everylittlehelps I will avoid that one thanks! 1 Link to comment
Somefriendly Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: A real grounding moment when the 'furore' you've created over a player, is something a fellow Aberdeen fan hasnae even heard about let alone enjoyed. Used to it by now tbh Ah no Nah i just don't see it. Had 2 purple patches at dundee and Kilmarnock, and we had the pleasure of him in the tubby and slow years. Link to comment
Somefriendly Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dad said: They were lacklustre tbf son - no doubt there. I mind him being in the frame for poty that year him n hemmings were doing magic weekly for dundee.. then us taking him in - I figured auto- hero; let's get the bunting out and do it proper, so he never leaves. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice - fair enough; shame on me. Fool me thrice - come on I coukd be wrong but i am not overly excited about third audition. Greg Stewart more like The matrix trilogy than The godfather trilogy. The current situation reminds me of looking at left over food, think its past it best. Will I put it in the bin? Nah, let's give it a try. Nah bin it is, no lets try it again. You are currently walking between the fridge and bin. Link to comment
GlasgowRed Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 How you doing folks? I’m a long time reader so thought I’d sign up! Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, GlasgowRed said: How you doing folks? I’m a long time reader so thought I’d sign up! Welcome geezer(if indeed you are a geezer). Think there maybe some questions coming your way for you to answer . Link to comment
GlasgowRed Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Haha, I take it that’ll be for the Glasgow bit in my name? Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, GlasgowRed said: Haha, I take it that’ll be for the Glasgow bit in my name? More likely related to incontinence and domestic violence Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, GlasgowRed said: Haha, I take it that’ll be for the Glasgow bit in my name? What aberdeen1970 said, they'll be the sort of questions. Watch out for the anti-weegies though, especially the one who looks like Lennie Bennett. Link to comment
GlasgowRed Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Domestic violence isn’t really my thing so never taking part in it! but I have pissed myself before but that was down to, to much cheap drink in Gibraltar! Link to comment
GlasgowRed Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Haha I’m not Glaswegian fortunately! From the North East but lived in Glasgow for the last 20 years! Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 Have you ever glassed someone while sticking a Dildo on their car bonnet? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 8 hours ago, GlasgowRed said: How you doing folks? I’m a long time reader so thought I’d sign up! Favourite dons player? Favourite tune? Favourite sex criminal? Link to comment
GlasgowRed Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Eoin Jess Oasis, Wonderwall Josef Fritzil Link to comment
Sheepo Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 On 1/23/2021 at 4:02 PM, GlasgowRed said: Haha I’m not Glaswegian fortunately! From the North East but lived in Glasgow for the last 20 years! How do you stand it ? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 12 hours ago, GlasgowRed said: Eoin Jess Oasis, Wonderwall Josef Fritzil You and @Poodler will get on like a house on fire Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Get on down to the music threads GR! You'll never listen to that tripe again! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On 1/24/2021 at 8:03 AM, GlasgowRed said: Eoin Jess Oasis, Wonderwall Josef Fritzil Incredibly, Fritzl isn't your most offensive choice. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Been browsing this place for a while now, decided to join as the banter seems pretty good. Old school Skinhead from the days of the pre seating Beachend, no segregation and all that. Anyhow, looking forward to getting stuck in. Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 55 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Been browsing this place for a while now, decided to join as the banter seems pretty good. Old school Skinhead from the days of the pre seating Beachend, no segregation and all that. Anyhow, looking forward to getting stuck in. Welcome aboard. You ever glassed a woman or pissed yourself? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Fridge said: Welcome aboard. You ever glassed a woman or pissed yourself? No, but I've pissed on a woman with glasses.? 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Several in fact! Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 Just now, Kittybrewster Loon said: Ever taken a shite on a piece of toast, on top of a roof while wearing a fish mask and singing "I'm too sexy"? Naw, I don't sing poof songs. Link to comment
Kittybrewster Loon Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Been browsing this place for a while now, decided to join as the banter seems pretty good. Old school Skinhead from the days of the pre seating Beachend, no segregation and all that. Anyhow, looking forward to getting stuck in. Ever taken a shite on a piece of toast, on top of a roof while wearing a fish mask and singing "I'm too sexy"? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Been browsing this place for a while now, decided to join as the banter seems pretty good. Old school Skinhead from the days of the pre seating Beachend, no segregation and all that. Anyhow, looking forward to getting stuck in. Ever shagged a bird that starred in a 90s Australian soap opera? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Ever shagged a bird that starred in a 90s Australian soap opera? No, but I did shag my mates wife in my flat in Torry in the 80's. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: No, but I did shag my mates wife in my flat in Torry in the 80's. Cunt manoeuvre that. Stick to the soap stars. Link to comment
Henry Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: No, but I did shag my mates wife in my flat in Torry in the 80's. @Millertime ? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Cunt manoeuvre that. Stick to the soap stars. Yeah, it was a cunt move but I got my hole and didn't give a fuck. Link to comment
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