barassie_afc Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 Mohammed Al Fayed is trying to sign Cristiano Ronaldo for Fulham. Not for his footballing prowess, but to teach his chauffeurs how to crash safely in tunnels. Link to comment
robbo Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 after smashing his ferrari up, police questioned ronaldo about the incident - he blamed it on the wall not being 10 yards back. The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head. my personal favourite though: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Ronaldo mounted the pavement Link to comment
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