Mohamed Al Fayed:

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Monday 20th April 2009

A statement from FFC Chairman, Mohamed Al Fayed:

"Do you want to know the latest score at Fulham FC? I don

[wearereds]

very well put.

 

cant say i really follow what is happening down there - but are these just meaningless words, or does he actually do something to improve the curse of modern football?

[fatshaft]

Love this guy and agree with almost all of what he said.

The guy is a despicable human being, who treats his staff like sh*te.

 

However for all that, you'd expect him to be a Roman type if he carried that over to football, but when it comes to football he's behaved totally unexpectedly during his whole tenure at Fulham, and with the exception of sacking Coleman seems to have made good decisions devoid of ego at nearly every step.

 

This latest statement is music to the ears of football fans, and it's great to hear after the pish Phil Gartside came out with yesterday.

[Bobby Connor]

I can serve them stags

[Jaws]

Can't agree with that. When I worked for him he let me suck his cock.

 

Let you or made you?

[Jocky Balboa]

He probably thinks Prince Philip is behind the inflated wages fiasco.

[Westendorfer]

He probably thinks Prince Philip is behind the inflated wages fiasco.

 

I think my favourite Fayed moment was on that C4 documentary by Keith Allen when he called the Duke of Edinburgh "a gangster son of a bitch".