Anti Old Firm Songs

[Scarface]

The Old Firm game is this weekend. What are everyone's favourite anti-Old Firm songs?

 

My personal favourite is: "You are a weegie, a smelly weegie, your only happy on giro day. Yer ma's stealer, yer dad's a dealer, so please don't take my hub caps away".

 

Any others?

[OneBeboMaguire]

The Old Firm game is this weekend. What are everyone's favourite anti-Old Firm songs?

 

My personal favourite is: "You are a weegie, a smelly weegie, your only happy on giro day. Yer ma's stealer, yer dad's a dealer, so please don't take my hub caps away".

 

Any others?

 

You got the words wrong?

 

"You are a weegie, a f**king weegie, your only happy on giro day. Yer ma's stealer, yer dad's a dealer, so please don't take my hub caps away".

[Stuartini]

"here on your giro" and "there's no soap in glasgow" are good, but my favourite is "sign on, sign on with hope in your hearts"

[Dynamo]

Stand free, f**k the pope and the queen.

[madjockmcferson]

i like the 'could you go a chicken supper bobby sands, could you go a chicken supper bobby sands, could you go a chicken supper, ya dirty fenian f**ker, could you go a chicken supper bobby sands'...

 

.....im a fan of this little ditty.....

[southstandrebel]

Would you like a can of coke to wash it down, would you like a can of coke to wash it down, would you like a can of coke, I hope you f**king choke! would like a can of coke to wash it down?

[southstandrebel]

Here's a classic:

 

In yer Glagow* slums... (insert Govan/Parkheid as appropriate when required)

Yer rakin' the buckets for something to eat

ye find a deid rat n ye think it's a treat

In yer Glasgow slums!

 

And the alternative words which i sometimes prefer when in close quarters with those filthy cants:

 

In yer Glagow* slums... (insert Govan/Parkheid as appropriate when required)

Yer Ma's on the game and Da's in the Nick,

ye've not got a job cos yer so fackin thick

In yer Glasgow slums!

 

or:

 

In yer Glagow* slums... (insert Govan/Parkheid as appropriate when required)

Yer sister's got AIDS and yer brother's a prick,

ye shag little kids cos yer so fackin sick

In yer Glasgow slums!

[wearereds]

Stand free, f**k the pope and the queen.

 

 

f**k the pope, f**k the queen, we are the famous aberdeen!

 

you soap dodging b*stards, why dont you use soap (to the famine tune)

[Peterheid Loon]

Im quite fond of:

 

He cant play at Twister,

he cant play at Twister,

David Murray no legged b**tard,

he cant play at Twister!

[StandFree_MainStand]

Here's a classic:

 

In yer Glagow* slums... (insert Govan/Parkheid as appropriate when required)

Yer rakin' the buckets for something to eat

ye find a deid rat n ye think it's a treat

In yer Glasgow slums!

 

And the alternative words which i sometimes prefer when in close quarters with those filthy cants:

 

In yer Glagow* slums... (insert Govan/Parkheid as appropriate when required)

Yer Ma's on the game and Da's in the Nick,

ye've not got a job cos yer so fackin thick

In yer Glasgow slums!

 

or:

 

In yer Glagow* slums... (insert Govan/Parkheid as appropriate when required)

Yer sister's got AIDS and yer brother's a prick,

ye shag little kids cos yer so fackin sick

In yer Glasgow slums!

\

 

Or

 

You 'pee' in the sink and you 'crap' in the bath

you tell all your friends and they think its a laugh

In yer Glasgow slums!

 

 

Or (similar to your second verse)

You cant get a job cos you cant write your name

Your dads in the nick and your mums on the game

In yer glasgow slums!

 

 

Using it in glasgow is good, but i prefer in your dundee slums if im honest, got a better ring to it!

[zander]

Why dont you just die why dont you just die you hun b*stards why dont you just die.

[Mouse]

He cannae do this (reference to David Murray) and You'll never get a job are two of my favourite numbers

[tutankamun]

can be sung to either half of the In-firm:

 

"You're in the wrong fukin country, wrong fukin cuuuuuuuuntry, you're in the wrong fukin cuuuntry"

[StandFree_MainStand]

Another one to sing to Rangers is "if I had the wings of a sparrow.."

[Mouse]

How can you forget...sh*te on the b*stards below!

[forbesz1903]

We all agree that the... David Murray cana do the song is best.

[Batting71]

Im quite fond of:

 

He cant play at Twister,

he cant play at Twister,

David Murray no legged b**tard,

he cant play at Twister!

Further to that one.....there is the classic "He can't ride a bike/hE can't drive a car" versions of those!

 

"He canna do this" is still my favourite though.

[Roo]

i like the 'could you go a chicken supper bobby sands, could you go a chicken supper bobby sands, could you go a chicken supper, ya dirty fenian f**ker, could you go a chicken supper bobby sands'...

 

.....im a fan of this little ditty.....

 

haha aye as much as i hate the filth, i've always enjoyed that particular one

[Batting71]

haha aye as much as i hate the filth, i've always enjoyed that particular one

There is an affa harsh Tommy Burns version of that one too!

[Brochdoll]

Feed the weegies. Let them know its Christmas time

[Oklahoma 1903]

Simmy song

[Lang Bar]

The Bells of Hell go Ting a ling a ling

[Woolenrouge]

My fave and currently very topical set to the Rod Stewart classic 'We are sailing'.

 

You're not Scottish

You're not English

You're not Irish

You're not Welsh

No-one wants you

Weegie b*stards

You can f**k off

Somewhere else.

[wearereds]

My fave and currently very topical set to the Rod Stewart classic 'We are sailing'.

 

You're not Scottish

You're not English

You're not Irish

You're not Welsh

No-one wants you

Weegie b*stards

You can f**k off

Somewhere else.

 

brilliant

[Dynamo]

Right, let's get this thread goin..

 

He canna do this...well can he?

Nice one simmy

WHO'S THAT LYING AT PITTODRIE...love it.

He's gay he's bent his arse is up for rent, ian durrant...

The famine is over, why don't you go home

In your Glasgow slums!

Richard gough child molester!

Who shagged all the kids?

Could ye go a chicken supper/diet coke?

 

That's a good start

[Dynamo]

sh*te on the b*stards below!

My fave.

[Sonic]

If you hate the dirrty huns clap your hands.

[Sonic]

Have you no pride?

Have you no shame?

Dirty hun b*stards!

Why don't you go hame?

[Tommy]

Barry Ferguson Sie ein Wichser

[Ke1t]

On 5/7/2009 at 10:00 AM, Brochdoll said:

Feed the weegies. Let them know its Christmas time