shut up meg Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 To the tune of the piranhas song Tommy Burns, so does Doyle, Tommy Burns, so does Doyle Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Is 'I'd rather be a paki than a hun' racist now? Surely that's a compliment to the pakis? Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Who let the Huns out who who who Mark Hately is illegitimate He’s got AIDS and he can’t get rid of it He’s got a face like someone’s shit on it He’s an English bastard Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 10 days left to live... Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: 10 days left to live... That thread was awesome when he finally died. Bebo nearly had a heart attack. I @police sent out my apologies to his family. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Fridge said: That thread was awesome when he finally died. Bebo nearly had a heart attack. I @police sent out my apologies to his family. Was a lovely time. Gascoigne next please. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 7 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Was a lovely time. Gascoigne next please. Mentioning Gascoigne has triggered a memory of my mate and I singing Gascoigne beats his wife to the tune of footballs coming home at the top deck of the main stand at Ibrox during a Scotland game. There was lots of tutting from stewards, staff etc. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Her mobile phone she will not answer Scott Browns sister died of cancer heard on a cup final bus a few year ago. Made the hat seem tame! Link to comment
jamiesd Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Michael mols one was always a favourite Link to comment
NEM Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 58 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: 10 days left to live... Preferred the treadmill one ? 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 He canna do this, he canna do this... Link to comment
NEM Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 “Who can’t do the slosh, who can’t do the slosh....” Link to comment
NEM Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 “Should have took an askit, now he’s in a .....” Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 We all agree.... Nice one Simmie.... Ibrox ibrox 7....... Could you go a chicken supper..... In youre glasgow slums.... Richard Gough child...... Go home you huns..... You are a weegie...... Scott Brown used to have...... He can't do...... Dirty weegie bastards....... Sign on..... Here on yer giro..... Rangers rangers falling down the stairs...... But my fav is: Rhythm is a dancer, Petrov has got cancer you can see it with his hair, Rickson is a spastic we think its fantastic rangers falling down the stairs. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 So this is how it feels to be sevco this is how it feels to be small. cunts are totally ruining that song for me just now. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 You’re supposed to be in jail to Duncan Ferguson. Two Andy Goram’s. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Oh I’d rather shag a sheep than mrs mols Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2020 Share Posted December 27, 2020 Must be a harsh one when everyone is singing your wife is a dog. Even his team mates must have had a smirk. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 On 12/27/2020 at 5:03 PM, Fridge said: Must be a harsh one when everyone is singing your wife is a dog. Even his team mates must have had a smirk. weegie Dons "supporters" must get that a fair bit too. Unwanted vermin. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: weegie Dons "supporters" must get that a fair bit too. Unwanted vermin. They're still more popular than you on here though Betty, which says a lot about you. ? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 We hate Rangers more than you. Think the Tim’s took it a a compliment that we liked them more than the Huns, when the point was that we actually do hate Rangers more than they do, not that we prefer Celtic. Stupid fucks. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 On 12/26/2020 at 8:18 PM, shut up meg said: To the tune of the piranhas song Tommy Burns, so does Doyle, Tommy Burns, so does Doyle There's a couple of songs dedicated to Johnny Doyle that I've heard in the past; one sung to the tune of Lesley Gore's "It's My Party", the other to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie". Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Bobby McKean, superstar, left his engine running on his motor car. Invented by AFC, sang by AFC at Ibrox immediately after the suicide of the Rangers player. Jesus Christ Superstar was the topical reference too. I must be too young for that one. Does remind me of when Norry Macarthey was tatties at Dunfermline and “we all agree that Carbon Monoxide is magic” Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Bobby McKean, superstar, left his engine running on his motor car. Invented by AFC, sang by AFC at Ibrox immediately after the suicide of the Rangers player. Jesus Christ Superstar was the topical reference too. Rhythmic genius. He must have been told he was being dropped for the forthcoming league cup final and took the news very badly?. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 40 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: There's a couple of songs dedicated to Johnny Doyle that I've heard in the past; one sung to the tune of Lesley Gore's "It's My Party", the other to the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie". Best one I’ve heard is, instead of the old “clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap clap - The Dons” zz, zz, zz zz zz, zz zz zz zz - Doyle ©Sick Dons Fans Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, milne_afc said: Best one I’ve heard is, instead of the old “clap, clap, clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap clap - The Dons” zz, zz, zz zz zz, zz zz zz zz - Doyle ©Sick Dons Fans Ooof! (as Archie MacPherson would say). Brutal but considering what club Doyle played for at the time of his DIY job going awry and what they tolerate and facilitate (paedophilia), and rejoice in (terrorism), it is nothing compared to that. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 29, 2020 Share Posted December 29, 2020 How do you fry a tattle? Get Doyle to rewire your house. (was that a joke in the 80s or did I make it up?) @Hanz Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 12/26/2020 at 8:45 PM, manboobs109 said: Is 'I'd rather be a paki than a hun' racist now? Surely that's a compliment to the pakis? One would have thought so, albeit a very minor compliment. I believe "Oh I'd rather wear a Turban than a Sash" is also frowned upon these days. Just cant understand it. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Clydeside_Sheep said: I believe "Oh I'd rather wear a Turban than a Sash" is also frowned upon these days. Just cant understand it. That's tim pish. Fuck off. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 9, 2021 Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 12/29/2020 at 9:10 PM, Redforever86 said: How do you fry a tattle? Get Doyle to rewire your house. (was that a joke in the 80s or did I make it up?) @Hanz It's my attic and I'll fry if I want to was the Doyle song. Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, he went and touched a live wire, his son he ran down the stairs and said, Hey mum dad's on fire. Oh It's my attic and I'll fry if I want to, fry if I want to, fry if I want to, You would fry too if it happened to you. Link to comment
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