ericblack4boss Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 Fucking prick spouting off again, he will no doubt be looking for work off van gaal Link to comment
boboisared Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Do you still speak to him now Jimmy? 'Aye, fabulous Kirsty - very similar to Sir Alex'. Thick cunt. LISTENING is still a problem for him. Fabulous, absolutely fabulous. He just had to mention Jaap Stam. Wank.Surprised he didn't fit them all in 'We didn't start the fire' style. 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 He's clearly not a bad manager. He's just a shit person with a shit attitude that thinks you need tons of money to make a team tick. He could still do a job for someone in the Championship or lower SPL, but his ego and his reputation as being a bell end will ensure that this will never happen. Link to comment
fifered Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Couldn't help himself dropping in Jaap Stam. What a fucking clown. Love the comment about van gaal asking after him as well. More than likely total bullshit. Link to comment
snoyl Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Hahaha!! What a fool! When he eventually answered when was the last time he spoke to him I was in stitches! 4 years ago! After rambling on, Kirsty's response "emmmmm... yeah!" Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Leveraging in Jaap Stan the same player that makes no mention of him in his book a notice he th as stopped mentioning Sami Hyypia, surely Hyypia told him to quit embarrassing him by name dropping, That fucking heinous,odious, detestable, cretinous arsehole will never manage again.The fucking OAF. Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 Van Gaal said he had sent a text message to family and friends 30 minutes before Monday's announcement by United, including one to Chelsea manager Mourinho, his former assistant in Spain. "He was the first who responded," said Van Gaal."He said he was jealous of the list of clubs that I have worked at." I wonder how Jimmy replied.... Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wonder how Jimmy replied....Hemmmmm Link to comment
Tommy Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 I wonder how Jimmy replied.... "Well done mate, don't suppose you know why i was binned by Aberdeen " 6 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted May 21, 2014 Author Share Posted May 21, 2014 Some ehem erm uh m'hingmy ehm aye http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/9317998/van-gaal-similar-to-sir-alex-calderwood That is horrific. I could hardly watch that. That was classic Calderwood, ridiculous sun tan, constant name dropping, full of fanciful tales and delusions of grandeur. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 She should have started by asking when was the last time you spoke to him. Four years ago ! Ok thanks jimmy, bye She is lovely though so will forgive that minor indiscretion. Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Wow that was tragic. The boy has no shame! Is he married? If he is his poor wife must just roll her eyes when big Jaap gets mentioned. Talk about hanging on to coat tails Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted May 21, 2014 Share Posted May 21, 2014 Don't worry I have it on good authority that his wife is cut from the same cloth Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Does Jimmy know Big Barney? They go way back 5 Link to comment
HansGruber Posted December 18, 2016 Share Posted December 18, 2016 Jimmy Calderklopp https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/318253/jimmy-calderwood-says-his-teams-played-like-pep-guardiolas-and-jurgen-klopps-20-years-ago/ Link to comment
Old Wing Stand Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Told the players before they played Bayern Munich that Philip Lamn was the weak link in their team when he was probably the best left back in the world at the time ! Link to comment
Dynamo Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Jimmy Calderklopp https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/318253/jimmy-calderwood-says-his-teams-played-like-pep-guardiolas-and-jurgen-klopps-20-years-ago/ So did his team play like Pep's or like Klopp's teams, given they both play different styles? Fucking dickhead that he is. Link to comment
Zeus Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Jimmy Calderklopp https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/318253/jimmy-calderwood-says-his-teams-played-like-pep-guardiolas-and-jurgen-klopps-20-years-ago/That's excellent Will Barca etc be playing like Aberdeen 2008/09 in 10 years or so? Link to comment
afc_blockhead Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I don't remember Barcelona playing like Jimmy's Aberdeen - long ball to Miller , Miller falls over and we hope for something from the free kick. This on repeat for 90 minutes! Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Jimmy Calderklopp https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sport/football/318253/jimmy-calderwood-says-his-teams-played-like-pep-guardiolas-and-jurgen-klopps-20-years-ago/ FFS - these "why cant I get a job" articles from Jimmy appear on an annual basis. He looks as though he has lost some weight, his former "grossly obese" look was terrible for a football manager and a disgraceful example to players. Link to comment
Lencarl Posted April 18, 2017 Share Posted April 18, 2017 There were 40 angry Aberdeen fans at my door after Queens defeat but my wife thought they were after an autograph says Jimmy Calderwood. Scorn and vitriol was poured on the manager and his team for the result but within 24 hours it was staring him in the face when a bunch of kids turned up at his home and sparked scenes of mayhem.Calderwood said: “The day after the game I had to phone the cops because there were more than 40 young people outside my house trying to fight me. I thought I was back in Glasgow.“My missus, who knew nothing about football, came through the house to tell me there were some youngsters at the door looking for an autograph. “An autograph? There were more than 40 teenagers there, aged between 14-16. I said: ‘Are you kidding!’ and shut the door as there was only me and my missus in the house. “They weren’t happy but I went back outside to confront them. They were mouthy because there were a lot of them. They were squaring for a fight but I turned them around in the end, although it needed the help of the police. The good old days Link to comment
cruzcampo3 Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 There were 40 angry Aberdeen fans at my door after Queens defeat but my wife thought they were after an autograph says Jimmy Calderwood. Scorn and vitriol was poured on the manager and his team for the result but within 24 hours it was staring him in the face when a bunch of kids turned up at his home and sparked scenes of mayhem.Calderwood said: “The day after the game I had to phone the cops because there were more than 40 young people outside my house trying to fight me. I thought I was back in Glasgow.“My missus, who knew nothing about football, came through the house to tell me there were some youngsters at the door looking for an autograph. “An autograph? There were more than 40 teenagers there, aged between 14-16. I said: ‘Are you kidding!’ and shut the door as there was only me and my missus in the house. “They weren’t happy but I went back outside to confront them. They were mouthy because there were a lot of them. They were squaring for a fight but I turned them around in the end, although it needed the help of the police. The good old days So in reality he was giving it big in the black dog and got called up on it and shit himself and called the police Link to comment
ebbe Posted April 23, 2017 Share Posted April 23, 2017 Is this fat cunt nae deid yet? Link to comment
The Village Seagull Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 There were 40 angry Aberdeen fans at my door after Queens defeat but my wife thought they were after an autograph says Jimmy Calderwood. Scorn and vitriol was poured on the manager and his team for the result but within 24 hours it was staring him in the face when a bunch of kids turned up at his home and sparked scenes of mayhem.Calderwood said: “The day after the game I had to phone the cops because there were more than 40 young people outside my house trying to fight me. I thought I was back in Glasgow.“My missus, who knew nothing about football, came through the house to tell me there were some youngsters at the door looking for an autograph. “An autograph? There were more than 40 teenagers there, aged between 14-16. I said: ‘Are you kidding!’ and shut the door as there was only me and my missus in the house. “They weren’t happy but I went back outside to confront them. They were mouthy because there were a lot of them. They were squaring for a fight but I turned them around in the end, although it needed the help of the police. The good old days Fake news. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4798166/Jimmy-Calderwood-discusses-battle-Alzheimer-s.html Happened to stumble across this article. Ryan “Jacko” Jack, Fraser Fyvie and Wout Holverda. Season ticket at Ibrox now. Unacceptable. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Still crease at his haircut. Link to comment
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