manboobs109 Posted January 19, 2019 Share Posted January 19, 2019 Nike. Lol. Adidas. Copa mundial.You've got a pair of Air Max ya dickhead. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 Here. Fuck you wookie chops. I'm a reformed character these days.Only inject on special occasions. Hehe I can’t think why you’re swearing at me Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Family members working in the same department or smaller companies. Every time I’ve experience this both are complete fuck wits. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I had a classic meeting when a husband was presenting forgot to put do not disturb and his wife who worked for the same company posted him an IM with something completely outrageous like “you were a fucking total cunt last night” Popped up in the bottom right of the big screen. Fuck knows how he managed to carry on like nothing happened. I had to pretend I was taking notes for the rest of the meeting as I knew I would lose it ifI caught someone’s eye. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I had a classic meeting when a husband was presenting forgot to put do not disturb and his wife who worked for the same company posted him an IM with something completely outrageous like “you were a fucking total cunt last night” Popped up in the bottom right of the big screen. Fuck knows how he managed to carry on like nothing happened. I had to pretend I was taking notes for the rest of the meeting as I knew I would lose it ifI caught someone’s eye.You should've just let it all out, pointed and roared with laughter. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Arseholes at petrol stations. Fill up, pay, fuck off. Don't fuck around washing your windows, or spend ages in the shop, or even returning to your car and checking your phone. NO. Just fuck off and leave or at least park. Other cunts want to use the pumps. Inconsiderate pricks. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Arseholes at petrol stations. Fill up, pay, fuck off. Don't fuck around washing your windows, or spend ages in the shop, or even returning to your car and checking your phone. NO. Just fuck off and leave or at least park. Other cunts want to use the pumps. Inconsiderate pricks.+1Add in those who don't go to the empty pump at the front and block anyone else from doing so. In general, too many selfish cunts in the world these days unfortunately. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Groups of people out for a meal who insist on paying individually at the till. Just get one person to pay and split it afterwards for fuck sake. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 +1Add in those who don't go to the empty pump at the front and block anyone else from doing so. In general, too many selfish cunts in the world these days unfortunately. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Folk touching the belly button Psychopaths Feels horrible Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 It bugs fuck out of me when folk hand you money and put it down in front of you rather than put it in your hand. Cunts Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Strangely, that upsets me too Especially if my hand is open waiting for it to be put back where it came fromYeah that, ruins my mood Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 It bugs fuck out of me when folk hand you money and put it down in front of you rather than put it in your hand. CuntsThat's most Paki shops. Don't even want to touch a dirty infidels hand. Maybe just me? 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Diet wankers. Bought a pint and the barman who was about 10 stone overweight said I’m not really feeling carbs today to some bird. You clearly have been you fat dick, either embrace your obesity due to copious pints and burgers or do something about it. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Cunts that use umbrellas in the sun. Fuck off and buy some cream or a massive sombrero. Or stay inside. In fact umbrellas in general can fuck off.. Unless Rihanna is somehow involved... Cunts do that in Aussie land you Aussie dingo dobbers? They can probably afford sun cream. Spoiled cunts.@@Quagmire you standing for this disgusting lambasting of umbrellas? Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Did someone mention trainersHaha. Couples working together. Fuck that. Seems a good idea when ur in the honeymoon phase, doing it all the time , on desks in store cupboards etc. That quickly fades into soul crushing monotony. Imagine seeing them all day. Every fucking day. How was your day? You should know you were right beside all the fucking time. I would imagine taking a shit would be the only respite and would take longer and longer each day Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 If my good lady reads this it obviously doesn’t apply to you. You would be a pleasure to work alongside it’s just a shame we are not in the same line of work. Ps don’t look on pissed yourself thread. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Quite a cool thing to do before you punch somecunt though Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 ^Or sign a death warrant Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Cunts that use umbrellas in the sun. Fuck off and buy some cream or a massive sombrero. Or stay inside. In fact umbrellas in general can fuck off.. Unless Rihanna is somehow involved... Cunts do that in Aussie land you Aussie dingo dobbers? They can probably afford sun cream. Spoiled cunts.The cheap seats at sporting events are in the sun so there are poor people with umbrellas. Not a problem for me. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Yes. Hiding in the ceiling of the kids toilets with your 2 phones it's unlikely you'll get any sun in there.Kids toilets at sporting events? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Or do open heart surgery. classic Madonna..Loved the pervy vid... Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Finger and knuckle crackers. Fuck off.I genuinely thought you were describing umbrellas there. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Cunts that use umbrellas in the sun. Fuck off and buy some cream or a massive sombrero. Or stay inside. In fact umbrellas in general can fuck off.. Unless Rihanna is somehow involved... Cunts do that in Aussie land you Aussie dingo dobbers? They can probably afford sun cream. Spoiled cunts. Fucking gads. You seen the size of her alien foreheid? I'm unsure if she is human. Pervert. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Fucking gads. You seen the size of her alien foreheid? I'm unsure if she is human. Perfect match for GB Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Haha. Couples working together.Fuck that. Seems a good idea when ur in the honeymoon phase, doing it all the time , on desks in store cupboards etc. That quickly fades into soul crushing monotony. Imagine seeing them all day. Every fucking day. How was your day? You should know you were right beside all the fucking time. I would imagine taking a shit would be the only respite and would take longer and longer each day My wife moved jobs earlier last year and ended up working 3 doors up from me. Given we had a 45 minute commute, it made sense to car-share. Also, both went out for walks for lunch, so made sense to do that together. Was grand at first, but after a month, you have literally no conversation topics for the evening at home and it was actually a bit of a strain. Would be even worse if you worked in the same place in close proximity. She hated her job and moved to a new one within 3 months. Either that or she hated me and had to move job. Link to comment
HairyPie Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Wifies fitba. Why the fuck do the BBC now have wifies fitba stories on the normal fitba page? They need to get their own page. Who the fuck is in the slightest bit interested in wifies fitba - apart from folk who are actively involved or participate in the pish? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Wifies fitba. Why the fuck do the BBC now have wifies fitba stories on the normal fitba page? They need to get their own page. Who the fuck is in the slightest bit interested in wifies fitba - apart from folk who are actively involved or participate in the pish?Lesbians? 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 Wifies fitba. Why the fuck do the BBC now have wifies fitba stories on the normal fitba page? They need to get their own page. Who the fuck is in the slightest bit interested in wifies fitba - apart from folk who are actively involved or participate in the pish?Maybe men with a weird fetish for young women in tight fitting sports gear? Just me? Link to comment
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