StandFree1982 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Might as well get the ball rolling seeing as the old one is now deceased! 1) Drivers who don't move over to the other lane, when it's free, when you are trying to get out of a slip road2) The Gym during January and Febuary when all the "New Years Resolution" folk swarm to the gym and WALK on the treadmills for half an hour, meaning you don't get on sod all for ages. It soon calms down by March though. Link to comment
Stoney Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 people who throw a temper tantrum and delete websites because they can Link to comment
K-9 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 people who throw a temper tantrum and delete websites because they canNice first post newby Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 people who throw a temper tantrum and delete websites because they canI'd "Like" this, but it wasnt available back in the day!! Link to comment
Stoney Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Nice first post newby Start as you mean to continue :thumbs: Link to comment
NorthernLights24 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 The hun who works in the cafeteria at work going on and on and on about how she has won tickets to see the huns at Hampden for the League Cup semi Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 The hun who works in the cafeteria at work going on and on and on about how she has won tickets to see the huns at Hampden for the League Cup semi woman that support the huns....gadz Link to comment
Pudgie Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 woman that support the huns....gadzA Hun... Gadz! People who can't use union square car park. Usually women in their hubbys range rovers that never usually drive. Going up and down no entrys willy nilly. You toot and flash and they look at you as if you just whapped out your cock and pissed on her car! IDIOTS! Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 A Hun... Gadz! People who can't use union square car park. Usually women in their hubbys range rovers that never usually drive. Going up and down no entrys willy nilly. You toot and flash and they look at you as if you just whapped out your cock and pissed on her car! IDIOTS! Quality, I must remember that one to use in a conversation sometime. People at the gym who don't strip bar-bells once they're finished. Also folk doin bicep curls wi the olympic bars in the squat rack. Worst of all, the chodes who don't put weights back once they're done, so you have to hunt high and low for plates. Especially annoying if you have for example 15Kg on one side of a bar, and have to cobble together 15Kg out of 5's and 2.5'5 for the other side, cos the other 15's been commandeered for use by some dick. Also folk who fart on buses, Protip: dinna move around trying to make the leather squeak, smells never lie Link to comment
minijc Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Other week in the gym, a guy around my age was in doing deadlifts, was doing over 200kg, just one or two reps, soo pointless as he was clearly straining and the fact he had the belt on just means he is fooling himself. Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I've seen that boy in the weights room on Saturdays, he takes centuries between sets too! Mind you, he might be going for his one rep max, and the belt's probably for supporting his back. Link to comment
minijc Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 I've seen that boy in the weights room on Saturdays, he takes centuries between sets too! Mind you, he might be going for his one rep max, and the belt's probably for supporting his back.Yeah but the belt just tricks you in to thinking you can lift heavy, I got asked once if I wanted to wear it for squats and the plan was to double the weight I had been doing before, false sense of security more or less so I have avoided it. Other pet hate in the gym is the folk in the abs and power plate area that just take up far too much room then have the cheek to give me dirty looks when I start swing my 32kg kettlebell. Link to comment
Red Morning Light Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Union SquareCyclistsHunsBusesFrank BoyleBanks Nae order Link to comment
RAZOR Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 That DFS advert, Depeche Mode and what ever other c@nt has remixed it. Anyone who was at the 9-0 pumping will agree. Link to comment
Leightons_Missing_Teeth Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 People who go round roundabouts in the wrong lane. Grrrr! The go compare adverts.Grrrr! Meerkat adverts.Grrrr! My brother's love for the scummy Huns. Bigger Grrrrrrrrrrrr! (he was just rebelling against my Dad in his younger days and has never been to Scumbrox to see them play, he always had to be different from me you see. Still a bloody Hun though) Link to comment
granite sheep Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Folk in the weights room who take a pile o dumbbells in a wee stack and work very slowly through all the weights, and then get needlessly irate when you ask for some of the ones nae in use at the moment. Dickhead drivers that SPEED UP when you're trying to cross the road then toot at you/ give you a stare as if you've just shat on their bonnet.Zander still being at AFC. Although Trifil's departure is welcomeScummy beggars that sit beside cash machines and demand spare change fae ye. How in the name of f**k am I supposed to have change if I just got notes out o the machine? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Pet hates Women drivers Old drivers Coppers who think their costume makes them intimidating People with no sense of humour People who don't drink. f**king weirdos. Tak a drink. People who make a point of telling you they don't own a telly... f**king weirdos. Get a telly. Service staff who think they're posh because they work at an upscale restaurant. You're a waiter/waitress, get me my f**king beer... and don't look down your nose at me because I want chips, you f**king waiter. Get f**king waitering and less o yer sh*te. Women who park their shopping basket in the middle of the aisle of the supermarket. Shift yer stupid whore basket. People who are deliberately obstructive or unhelpful. Help me or get oot my road, c**t. Passive aggressive pricks. Be passive aggressive to me and I'll rape you with my clever words. And my cock. People who give their hoose a name. Dunroamin' my arse, yer number 53 you pretentious dicksockets. People who revel in minkery. Religious people who get religious in my company. f**k off wi yer religion. People who send pictures of their kids to me at Christmas in lieu of a proper card wi snamannies. "Here's ma kids, look." Fakkaff People who do a family newsletter and send it to me at Christmas. I swear to christ.... get tae f**k. Family get togethers with more than one Arab there. Mo drama. Mo drama. Settle doon, Arabs. People who go to the trouble of telling me they have a problem with me like I'm supposed to give a flying f**k what they think. You think you're so important that I'm going to modify my behaviour/personality to suit your needs? Awa and suck my arse. Rat-f**ks. Sna. Preppy f**kers. People who tell you their country is the 'Best in the world'. Unless they're Dutch they're talking pash. Eartha Kitt as Catwoman. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Radiohead Folk that like Radiohead Yappy dugs Folk that keep yappy dugs and think that that they're in no way responsible for the dug Landlords of folk who keep yappy dugs Yappy dugs Link to comment
tup Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 English c**ts. Snobbery. Nosiness. Freemasons. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 i dont have any pet hates. Link to comment
phoenix Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Tae be a bittie mair enlightened aboot it , efter a' , it's only yersel' yer irritating , try turning these 'pet hate' negative experiences into something , if not positive , less negative. Tae be neutral aboot it is probably the coolest route. To the Supreme Being( you ! ) , nothing is intolerable. Y'follow ? Link to comment
tup Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Glaswegians - AKA weegies. Canna thole the c**ts. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Glaswegians - AKA weegies. Canna thole the c**ts. surely your list of pet hates tup goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on Link to comment
phoenix Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Poofs, no time for them. Methinks thou do'st protest too much. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Poofs, no time for them. oh yeah，don't forgetepl footballsky footballt.v. footballinternational footballall other football Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Methinks thou do'st protest too much. yep, hommery is definitely a little too close to home for little old tup. Link to comment
tup Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Folk on the dole, scrounging workshy c**ts, get a grip o yersels. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 1, 2011 Author Share Posted February 1, 2011 Himmin.....Radiohead are f**king awesome!! People who are unhelpful, but also people who are far too friendly for their own good! Start chatting to you in a queue, or your on a training course and they sit next to you and tell you about their incredibly dull life. f**k OFF....if i was interested in ANYTHING about you, i'd have engaged in conversation myself!!! Also....c**ts who see you struggle to do something first time, so they proceed to come over and show you and tell you what you are doing wrong!!!!!!!! fair enough if you were struggling for ages! Phew...weight off my shoulders there! Link to comment
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