The Cockney Don Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Posted this one before and will post again, Spitting on the pavement. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 What a size of a quine.Photos please Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Photos pleaseFill your bootshttps://www.instagram.com/misssuziemac/?hl=en Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 The conveyor belt toaster machines in hotels. They don't toast the bread enough on one pass, then burn it to a crisp on the second pass. NonsenseThey have a simple setting to change the speed of the conveyor, so I’d complain to staff and they should be able to change it. I use one and it’s fucking ace. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I wouldAbsolute yes from me. Link to comment
hopeisimportant Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 That's horrendous Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 I disagree. My tongue would be up that arsehole quicker than a Jack Russell down a rabbit hole. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Some big pair of doos on it. Yes. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Her big, stinky, hairy arsehole Chew the bits of shitey bog roll balls stuck to her arsehole pubesDidn't have you down as a Mills and Boon reader Mobs. 4 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Her big, stinky, hairy arsehole Chew the bits of shitey bog roll balls stuck to her arsehole pubesI’m thinking it’s more just a bit moist through rubbing rather than a collection of dangleberries to be fair. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Didn't have you down as a Mills and Boon reader Mobs.Hahaha. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 Elphick should have got a bafta for thatPrefer Kirkton of Skene. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 That's horrendousIndeed. A fat munter. 2 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 They have a simple setting to change the speed of the conveyor, so I’d complain to staff and they should be able to change it. I use one and it’s fucking ace.I'll know for next time ! Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 That's horrendousSome people like the larger lady.Don't knock boofon over this. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 She's not bonnie, but I would Link to comment
BWG Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 The conveyor belt toaster machines in hotels. They don't toast the bread enough on one pass, then burn it to a crisp on the second pass. NonsenseThe trick is to throw them right to the back of the hoor on the second go round. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 They take forever as well. And they're enormous. Why not just a series or normal toasters ?Aye, and folk try to engage in small talk/toast related 'bantz' Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 They can fuck right off with that nonsense. 9/10 times Im in a hotel making so called' toast ' Im hungover to fuck and not engaging in small talk with anyone. I pretend Im foreign and/or deaf.Strange, I'd imagined you as the kinda guy who'd make small talk and try and start a chat with a witty anecdote. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 They can fuck right off with that nonsense. 9/10 times Im in a hotel making so called' toast ' Im hungover to fuck and not engaging in small talk with anyone. I pretend Im foreign and/or deaf.Hungover and hungry...I just ignore them Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted February 18, 2019 Author Share Posted February 18, 2019 They take forever as well. And they're enormous. Why not just a series or normal toasters ? We still talking about that fat lassie? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 id love to ride her.Who is reading this in Feb ‘19? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 cin imajin ye pluggin yer wee chubby inae that n ridin the waves...yer thrusts gan hell fir leather tae the beat eh the drum Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 She must have a fud like a burst couch. Mouth like a burst fud. Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 They can fuck right off with that nonsense. 9/10 times Im in a hotel making so called' toast ' Im hungover to fuck and not engaging in small talk with anyone. I pretend Im foreign and/or deaf.Correct. If i’m in a hotel at 8am it’s because I am doing some work pish and do not want to do anything other than potentially cry or think up some Millertime pish to open up the seminar Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 When you fall for those 'you won't believe what do and so looks like nowadays' things and end up spending ten minutes looking through shite before you realise you don't give a fuck anyway and give up. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Fridge ain't just AT the seminar, he's OPENING the fucker. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Tired of the Africans getting promoted instead of you Pipes? Link to comment
Henry Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Fridge getting ready for the seminar. Link to comment
Fridge Posted February 19, 2019 Share Posted February 19, 2019 Ha was reading about three things at the time of the post and realise what a complete cock that made me sound. Which I am. Assistant TO the regional manger. Link to comment
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