Foster14 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Clearly it is stupid to turn left from a right lane, but think it would have made sense to have lanes clearly marked to what exits are allowed at each entrance to the roundabout. Link to comment
Wester Hailes Skins Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Sitting next to three old boys. One says a story with the punchline, and he says to ays, is that yir brother? The other two laugh. He then repeats the punchline. Twice. And all three laugh each time. But giving the impression they don't find it that funny, or get it. He then says, see yaes later, and wanders off. Pet hate? Getting old. Fucking brutal. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Clearly it is stupid to turn left from a right lane, but think it would have made sense to have lanes clearly marked to what exits are allowed at each entrance to the roundabout.The lanes are all marked. Painted on the road and by way of a sign. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 The lanes are all marked. Painted on the road and by way of a sign. At Cleanhill?! Da think so. I'm not the most attentive if there are. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 The comedy of Michael McIntyre. Unfunny chubby cunt. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 At Cleanhill?! Da think so. I'm not the most attentive if there are.Maybe nae there right enough As I'm rarely there. But westhill/kingswells roundabout is. Marked or nae though, still shouldn't be going left from right lane. Link to comment
Foster14 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Maybe nae there right enough As I'm rarely there. But westhill/kingswells roundabout is. Marked or nae though, still shouldn't be going left from right lane. Agreed on the last bit. You have folk going right from the left lane coming from Charleston to Cleanhill, which is probably reasonable given traffic flows, but to me seems just as risky as right to left when no markings to confirm. Certainly not what I learnt in the highway code! Link to comment
pocrawred Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 That wifie commentator on MOTD saying Kenny Mc’Clean’ rather than Mc’Clane’ Wifie commentators in general.english mannie commentators are the same mcClean Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 The comedy of Michael McIntyre. Unfunny chubby cunt.File Alan Carr under the same... Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 John Pishop, tooGood shout... Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 He’s actually the worst. Russell Howard. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Used to hate prunes, but today and yesterday I now am a beliver. Colonic irrigation coming up, and they actually taste ok. It's that boiled to death Brussels sprout fear. Just slice them up, bit of bacon pieces and now you're talking. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 These pricks. Standing in the street proselytizing when all a brother wants to do is enjoy his ice cream. Nail em up. Some prick in my town does this every day. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 These pricks. Standing in the street proselytizing when all a brother wants to do is enjoy his ice cream. Nail em up. Usually go to this small-town christmas festival each year, and every year there's a bunch of religious tards holding signs listing all the kinds of people who are going to Hell. The head tard is up on a little podium screaming at the passers-by, berating them and telling them that they're all on the list. It's hilarious and annoying as fuck in equal measure. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Shout close to me in a public place and that bible is going so far up your chocolate star of David you'll be feeling the rapture my good man I tell thee.Sounds fruity. Gay. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Friends and relatives who come round for an evening but bring gifts of the shite alcoholic drinks that they obviously got as presents themselves. Ohh rhubarb, lime and ginger gin, sounds.... Nice Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I fucking hate this also. Clearly If I’m having a party will have stocked up on beers,Vodka, gin etc Pretty much everything. Then some prick turns up with four tins of kestrel and asks for a Pina Colada or some shit. If you drink martini, take a bottle round, I’m nae fucking Oddbins. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Miserable bastards, if you have folk round you should be an attentive host and have drinks and snacks available at all times and graciously accept the gifts that they bring..........unless its Kestrel Lager then punch them in the face Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 ^ last night at ours one of Mrs FFS asked for a 'Peachsnapps and Lemonade'. I was like 'Do they still make that?' quickly followed by a 'sorry I don't, and sorry its not the 80's anymore'. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 ^ last night at ours one of Mrs FFS asked for a 'Peachsnapps and Lemonade'. I was like 'Do they still make that?' quickly followed by a 'sorry I don't, and sorry its not the 80's anymore'.There is more than one mrs ffs?! Interesting! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Peach fucking schapps. No even acceptable for a bird or a poof Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Friends and relatives who come round for an evening but bring gifts of the shite alcoholic drinks that they obviously got as presents themselves. Ohh rhubarb, lime and ginger gin, sounds.... Nice Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 There is more than one mrs ffs?! Interesting!Missed out the 'friends' from that sentence! Know a few mates who are having affairs on the side and how they can be bothered (well its the sex let's be honest) is beyond me. One Mrs FFS is more than enough to handle so nae danger of having a 2nd on the go. Plus I also like my balls where they currently are. I am sure Mrs FFS has a rusty old knife safely locked away ready to be used to despatch said balls if ever required to Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 You should anonymously grass your mates up to their other half’s for a laugh Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Rhubarb gin is sublime.Got a bottle of whitley Neil rhubarb and ginger for Xmas. Bloody delicious. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Have you seen the birds that work at that counter in John Lewis? My word Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Mrs FFS would get it Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 The Middle Eastern looking one is best Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 You in to the letterbox look poodles? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 Mrs FFS would get itNae fae you she wouldn't, she has standards you know. Link to comment
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