far's_the_bogs? Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 People who think the stairs in their house make handy shelves. On the plus side, 'accidentally' kicking their shite from top to bottom is very therapeutic. Link to comment
far's_the_bogs? Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 A unique scent, the post coital slash. Could be used as smelling salts. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Hate it when all the great Pet Hates get deleted from the Hat Link to comment
far's_the_bogs? Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 I think I had one about driving or something. Link to comment
far's_the_bogs? Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 Can't abide famine. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 That’s a good one. People saying global issues like famine and war are things they hate most in the world. Just answer honestly and say your mother in law, Alfredo morelos and come dine with me 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 30 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: That’s a good one. People saying global issues like famine and war are things they hate most in the world. Just answer honestly and say your mother in law, Alfredo morelos and come dine with me Yeah this and global tragedy’s fucks me off aswell, obviously you have sympathy for folk in poverty somewhere in the world that just had an earthquake but they are nae getting a tenner for me, plenty local charities in Aberdeen need cash. 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 8, 2020 Share Posted August 8, 2020 27 minutes ago, milne_afc said: What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. Aye exactly, better when they are honest too. Look min I’m needing some vodka, any chance of a few quid? They get fuck all if they claim they are needing cash for their bus fare home. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 7 hours ago, milne_afc said: What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. Fridge is a giver. He gives locals neds an outlet for their anger Link to comment
far's_the_bogs? Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Seagulls, that was one of mine. There's one on the roof of my house now doing its best Lionel Blair impression. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Crazy we let those romany gypsies into the country to make a living as professional beggars. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 13 hours ago, milne_afc said: What's your favourite local charity, Fridger? I like the humble bum - begging on the side of the street to fund his next bag of cans. What about a flamboyant bum or a vigorous bum? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Careful now chaps. People don't come here to beg/live on benefits. They all work had, contribute more than they take and magically make us all richer. They also don't contribute to pressures on housing, schools, NHS or policing. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Another Pet Hate.....generalised statements that mean nothing ? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: There's a few near me who have been selling the thing, full time, for at least ten years. Standing on the same spot every day. From their perspective how can you not be bored out your tree doing that? Drugs. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 3 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Careful now chaps. People don't come here to beg/live on benefits. They all work had, contribute more than they take and magically make us all richer. They also don't contribute to pressures on housing, schools, NHS or policing. Ive got no problem with the majority of immigrants who come here cos they do work and try and make a go of it. The Romanian gypsies on the other hand, are thoroughbred fucking minkers who arrive with the sole intention of begging. No way we should be having that. 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 58 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Ive got no problem with the majority of immigrants who come here cos they do work and try and make a go of it. The Romanian gypsies on the other hand, are thoroughbred fucking minkers who arrive with the sole intention of begging. No way we should be having that. That guitar wifie and her family are pure Romani Gypsy minks. Organised begging, raking in charity shop bins and generally being minky bastards Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Just now, For Fecks Sake said: That guitar wifie and her family are pure Romani Gypsy minks. Organised begging, raking in charity shop bins and generally being minky bastards My point exactly. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Simply Red said: Ive got no problem with the majority of immigrants who come here cos they do work and try and make a go of it. The Romanian gypsies on the other hand, are thoroughbred fucking minkers who arrive with the sole intention of begging. No way we should be having that. That’s not fair a lot of them come to pick pocket too. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 Used to see the women and kids every night (romanian gypo crew) actually inside the big bins outside the charity shop on viccy road/torry. They all lived in flats on walker road. The blokes just seem to sit outside the flat like bluto, smoke and drink cans, trackie bottoms/shoes/leather jacket/tash, do absolutely nowt, while the women and kids are out begging and stealing. I actually think the blokes are awesome. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Could we not pay the men into battering the lassies to get proper jobs? Come to think of it we probably do. Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Daddy Longlegs Fits the point in them? Just float about being a general pain in the arse. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 10 minutes ago, Zeus said: Daddy Longlegs Fits the point in them? Just float about being a general pain in the arse. The daddy long legs has a poisonous bite but has no teeth to administer the bite. Factoid Folk that are scared of daddy longlegs..lol Link to comment
Zeus Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 My daughter is terrified. Probably the source of my annoyance. Heaps of the fuckers floating about just now she's screaming as soon as one comes near. Thought the venom thing was a myth ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Being scared of bugs LOL Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Some big wasps knocking about down my way. Big exotic looking fuckers. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Some big wasps knocking about down my way. Big exotic looking fuckers. They're bees Moobzadonna. Link to comment
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