BrianFaePerth Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 11 hours ago, maryhilldon said: Going by the latest recruitment ad, teenage black lassies are the target demographic when recruiting fighter pilots. Bitch you coming at me with sidewinders, you better fall back Link to comment
far's_the_bogs? Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 People who think 'less' and 'fewer' are interchangeable. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Seems I a assume you are not a raging child molester and pubs are nae open, fuck you on about? Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Fridge said: Seems I a assume you are not a raging child molester and pubs are nae open, fuck you on about? How do you know that he is Aberdeen based? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 He's westhill isn't he? Pseudo-posh ? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 21 hours ago, Poodler said: He's westhill isn't he? Pseudo-posh ? Nit. Not like you to make stuff up. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 23 hours ago, Fridge said: Seems I a assume you are not a raging child molester and pubs are nae open, fuck you on about? The fuck you on aboot? "Seems I a"? Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Arabian Knight. The walking zombie that he is. Speaks absolute indecipherable garbage. He should be banned from our forum. 3 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said: Arabian Knight. The walking zombie that he is. Speaks absolute indecipherable garbage. He should be banned from our forum. Get out the Pub, dork. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 39 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Thankfully the mods recently told him to rein it in. ? Did they? Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said: The fuck you on aboot? "Seems I a"? Granted schoolboy error with the spelling. Anyway why are you going to pubs where there are kids? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 Midges. Fucking horrendous over here just now. Even the co-op has clouds of the cunts. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 30 minutes ago, Fridge said: Granted schoolboy error with the spelling. Anyway why are you going to pubs where there are kids? Different pubs for different needs is my guess. Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, milne_afc said: Get out the Pub, dork. I'm assuming you are referring to the erstwhile Arabian Knight to "get out of the pub, dork." Link to comment
Henry Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 55 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said: I'm assuming you are referring to the erstwhile Arabian Knight to "get out of the pub, dork." A post where you didn’t mention Hibs or Hearts. Well done. GTF back to the football forum, Arabian Knight’s alright (for fighting). Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Midges. Fucking horrendous over here just now. Even the co-op has clouds of the cunts. Watched a video of some guy camping on the west coast and the amount of midgies on his tent was unreal. Vicious little bastards ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Redforever86 said: Even the co-op has clouds of the cunts. How much do they cost? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 8 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: How much do they cost? More than at the flea market. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: More than at the flea market. ? Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 18, 2020 Share Posted August 18, 2020 3 hours ago, maryhilldon said: ? Did they? nut.ir ye that gullibl..tae pit yer belief in a cockroach thit emails hotel o a weel kent mongo n tells thim rumpus n miller ir headin ower..n then the cunt gits inta a spaz attack n flees liket the end o poltergeist..whaur thon wee roach gits ez audacity tae ca ony cunt a stalkr is a fuckin bressnek n a helf like..the cunts obsessd 3 Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 22 hours ago, Henry said: A post where you didn’t mention Hibs or Hearts. Well done. GTF back to the football forum, Arabian Knight’s alright (for fighting). Wrong Canadian. I rarely mention other SPFL teams. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 21, 2020 Share Posted August 21, 2020 42 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. Order from a fruit and veg merchant then or from your local farm shop. Idiot. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 4 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. Textbook fat cunt excuses. Its too expensive, it tastes shite etc. ‘It’s no wonder i just buy unhealthy shite.’ Funny how the rest of us can buy decent fruit fae the supermarket (tesco/sainsers/asda) Link to comment
Guest the shepherd Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 On 8/18/2020 at 8:09 PM, Sooper-hanz said: Whatcha' talkin' about SR? Loved Diff'rent Strokes. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 8 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I might have mentioned this before but the fact its hard to get any decent fruit in the shops. Supermarket fruit is fucking horrific either rock hard or tasteless. You should've took up one of those fruit picking jobs then, lazy bones. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 5 hours ago, Simply Red said: Textbook fat cunt excuses. Its too expensive, it tastes shite etc. ‘It’s no wonder i just buy unhealthy shite.’ Funny how the rest of us can buy decent fruit fae the supermarket (tesco/sainsers/asda) Those excuses are up there with “i’m just big boned” and “it’s in my genes” Also see, “that healthy food gives me bad guts”, aye cos it takes a few weeks/months to clear out all the years of shite you’ve eaten and drank you gimp. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 6 hours ago, Simply Red said: Textbook fat cunt excuses. Its too expensive, it tastes shite etc. ‘It’s no wonder i just buy unhealthy shite.’ Funny how the rest of us can buy decent fruit fae the supermarket (tesco/sainsers/asda) You're obvs just programmed to accept shite. With the exception of bananas which are generally always alright supermarket fruit is hit and miss as fuck. We've got pears in the fruit bowl meant to be 'ripe and ready' that you could beat someone to death with Link to comment
alscotoz Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Folk who park across the pavement. Get into the garage/carport/driveway or park on the street. Cunts. Link to comment
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