Pet Hates

[Simply Red]

 

[daytripping]

The Washington football team are playing in the NFL tonight, everything that's wrong with today's society in a teams name, fucking tragic. 

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Should have called themselves ‘Washington Foreskins’ 

Offensive to jews

[For Fecks Sake]

On 9/19/2020 at 11:56 PM, milne_afc said:

The drunkard lezza who got sacked for bullying the Scotch lassies was on earlier saying she thinks Motherwell will beat the Dons. 

Annoyed me and I don't even like the Dons. 

Perhaps she does know more than you about football after all ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Not a Pet Hate but the opposite (canna find the appropriate topic) but kids training had been cancelled due to the weather, Mrs FFS just brought a cup of tea and a sausage sandwich to me in bed - today has certainly got off to the right start! 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Not a Pet Hate but the opposite (canna find the appropriate topic) but kids training had been cancelled due to the weather, Mrs FFS just brought a cup of tea and a sausage sandwich to me in bed - today has certainly got off to the right start! 

You'll get your sausage into her sandwich if you play this right.

[Parklife]

Eating in bed... ??

[For Fecks Sake]

Get away! Fair enough a big meal bit you honestly telling me that you have never had a cup of tea with the likes of toast / bacon / sausage roll in bed?

 

[Zeus]

Have to agree with eating in bed. Gads min 

[For Fecks Sake]

Whatever next, outraged at people eating while in the bath no doubt ?

[For Fecks Sake]

56 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Bet she has several tattoos 

Just the one, classic "tramp stamp" unfortunately done when she was at uni.

Gives me something to aim at from time to time.

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Just the one, classic "tramp stamp" unfortunately done when she was at uni.

Gives me something to aim at from time to time.

Is she a tramp?

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Worked within a minute. Outstanding. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, The Boofon said:

Worked within a minute. Outstanding. 

Not quite, came up when after eh posted.

[For Fecks Sake]

She's a babe, punching well above my weight I am.

[BrianFaePerth]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pics?

Did your hands look different when you met her?

She was his nurse after the accident

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Pics?

Did your hands look different when you met her?

Posted a pic of her before on this site. Hands have always been fucked so she was well aware. 

She's never had any complaints about my hands, my cock perhaps but nae my hands ?

[BrianFaePerth]

3 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Posted a pic of her before on this site. Hands have always been fucked so she was well aware. 

She's never had any complaints about my hands, my cock perhaps but nae my hands ?

Was your cock burnt beyond recognition?

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Was your cock burnt beyond recognition?

Why you looking for a photo you filthy pervert ?

[BrianFaePerth]

21 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Tragic words. Immaturity and lack of self-esteem captured perfectly. 

Honesty too

[dervish]

Tyson click bait videos of training, comments on it etc. all over the place.

Imagine being say Lewis and having to answer mental questions like if he could go for a title now. That's the environment. YouTube guys having a headline slapfest etc.

[Betty Swallicks]

Rafa Nadal. 

Boys got worms.

[BrianFaePerth]

Might have mentioned this before but burds who wear revealing outfits and then cover themselves when you talk to them.

We were out at a social gathering last night and talking to a burd we knew. Eh had previously spied that she had enormous guzungas but her outfit last night made them even bigger. Not that eh stared.

Each time eh talked to her eh ensured that eye contact was maintained yet she constantly adjusted the top to cover her cleavage.  Why the fuck wear such an outfit if you are going to cover your torpedos like that.

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Might have mentioned this before but burds who wear revealing outfits and then cover themselves when you talk to them.

 

You must get that a lot Brizo? 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

You must get that a lot Brizo? 

Yes it seems quite common. Psychologists believe it is the burd in question wanting to draw attention to their massive mammaries. They can’t help their desires.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Yes it seems quite common. Psychologists believe it is the burd in question wanting to draw attention to their massive mammaries. They can’t help their desires.

Aye,  that'll be it. 

[Poodler]

Dogs 

[johnstrac]

On 10/11/2020 at 2:26 PM, BrianFaePerth said:

Might have mentioned this before but burds who wear revealing outfits and then cover themselves when you talk to them.

We were out at a social gathering last night and talking to a burd we knew. Eh had previously spied that she had enormous guzungas but her outfit last night made them even bigger. Not that eh stared.

Each time eh talked to her eh ensured that eye contact was maintained yet she constantly adjusted the top to cover her cleavage.  Why the fuck wear such an outfit if you are going to cover your torpedos like that.

Sort if this, when they wear a very short skirt but feel the need to keep pulling the hem down.

[Don Fonte]

On 10/11/2020 at 2:26 PM, BrianFaePerth said:

Might have mentioned this before but burds who wear revealing outfits and then cover themselves when you talk to them.

We were out at a social gathering last night and talking to a burd we knew. Eh had previously spied that she had enormous guzungas but her outfit last night made them even bigger. Not that eh stared.

Each time eh talked to her eh ensured that eye contact was maintained yet she constantly adjusted the top to cover her cleavage.  Why the fuck wear such an outfit if you are going to cover your torpedos like that.

Never experienced this type of behaviour from birds. Must just not want your attention Brizo min.

[Simply Red]

On 10/11/2020 at 2:26 PM, BrianFaePerth said:

Might have mentioned this before but burds who wear revealing outfits and then cover themselves when you talk to them.

We were out at a social gathering last night and talking to a burd we knew. Eh had previously spied that she had enormous guzungas but her outfit last night made them even bigger. Not that eh stared.

Each time eh talked to her eh ensured that eye contact was maintained yet she constantly adjusted the top to cover her cleavage.  Why the fuck wear such an outfit if you are going to cover your torpedos like that.

Sounds a lot like girls are creeped out in your presence. She’s normally fine with letting the world see her big dodes but as soon as a slimeball is in the vicinity she wishes she had a boiler suit on and a gun. The thought of you looking at her cleavage made her skin crawl, is what i glean from your story. Cool story tho bruh