manboobs109 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Scottish people saying "oh my days" Fuck off 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 ^I wish nothing but Aids on those cunts. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Ruth Davidson - fat cunt Douglas Ross - Weasel mummy’s boy. Pair of cunts. 2 2 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 30 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Scottish people saying "oh my days" Fuck off I knew an English cunt that used to say that all the time. He was a miserable twat. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Never heard anyone say that, ever Probably Moobs wife's saying it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Never heard anyone say that, ever It's a relatively new phenomenon. You've been in Spicland too long. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Americans at work constantly walking about fist bumping ah cunt. That’s plenty ya tadger Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 I thought it was a darkie thing. No idea how it started. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 It's nowhere near as bad as the number of doss cunts using double negatives all the time. Really grinds my gears that. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 In an old job one of the managers would say “changing tact”. Really wound me up. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: In an old job one of the managers would say “changing tact”. Really wound me up. These wanker managers that use wankword bingo, using phrases they’ve heard someone else say in some shitey meeting. “blue sky football thinking”, “low hanging fruit”, let’s do this “going forward”, “reach out” to someone - only if I’m drowning maybe. cunts who start a sentence with “so”. Throw them to the pigs. Stop talking shite, speak normally. 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: I thought it was a darkie thing. No idea how it started. Yep, the mandem started thon Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 5, 2021 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: These wanker managers that use wankword bingo, using phrases they’ve heard someone else say in some shitey meeting. “blue sky football thinking”, “low hanging fruit”, let’s do this “going forward”, “reach out” to someone - only if I’m drowning maybe. cunts who start a sentence with “so”. Throw them to the pigs. Stop talking shite, speak normally. Emails which come in which start “I thought I’d reach out to you....” gets right up my tits. I frequently reply suggesting that they “reach out someplace else..” Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 At least it’s not a reach round @rumpus Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 9 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said: Emails which come in which start “I thought I’d reach out to you....” gets right up my tits. I frequently reply suggesting that they “reach out someplace else..” “Touch base” with. another wankword expression Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 9 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: These wanker managers that use wankword bingo, using phrases they’ve heard someone else say in some shitey meeting. “blue sky football thinking”, “low hanging fruit”, let’s do this “going forward”, “reach out” to someone - only if I’m drowning maybe. cunts who start a sentence with “so”. Throw them to the pigs. Stop talking shite, speak normally. Blue sky thinking I meant ^^^ Fuck knows what blue sky football thinking is FFS ? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 10 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: cunts who start a sentence with “so”. That grips my shite. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: That grips my shite. Think it’s another shite thing we’ve imported from America. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Think it’s another shite thing we’ve imported from America. Speakin' of Americanisms. I fukin' hate the word 'math' as in 'you do the math'. It's fuckin maths you stupid yank cunts. It's short for mathematics. Plural. Fuckin' math my arse. Fuck off. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 On 3/4/2021 at 6:20 PM, manboobs109 said: Scottish people saying "oh my days" Fuck off Up there with 'Ah no' 1 1 Link to comment
G31DON Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 hour ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Blue sky thinking I meant ^^^ Fuck knows what blue sky football thinking is FFS ? Derek's mantra. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 5 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Blue sky thinking I meant ^^^ Fuck knows what blue sky football thinking is FFS ? ^ hun Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 5 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Speakin' of Americanisms. I fukin' hate the word 'math' as in 'you do the math'. It's fuckin maths you stupid yank cunts. It's short for mathematics. Plural. Fuckin' math my arse. Fuck off. Check this, though... The actual Western word is 'Mathema', it's Ancient Greek for 'What is learned'. So, you're also saying it incorrectly. You're saying it as incorrectly as the Yanks are, in fact. It's not math, it's not maths, it's mathema. Actually, 'math' is probably closer, because it's a contraction with no random S tacked on at the end. Not sure the 'plural' thing stands up to scrutiny either... we don't say Geometries just because there's more than one shape, or Englishes because there are tons of words. Anyway, If I recall correctly, the entire discipline comes from the Babylonians, or Sumerians or somesuch, meaning the original word is probably something even more obscure, so, and don't get mad, even Mathema is saying it wrong... from the point of view of a Babylonian or a Sumerian. There's probably some cuneiform tablet buried in the desert, where a disgruntled Sumerian has recorded his anger that these stupid Greek cunts are calling it Mathema. Point being... point being Fuck the Huns. 1 1 Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 School of Rock. Horrendous movie. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Ke1t said: Check this, though... The actual Western word is 'Mathema', it's Ancient Greek for 'What is learned'. So, you're also saying it incorrectly. You're saying it as incorrectly as the Yanks are, in fact. It's not math, it's not maths, it's mathema. Actually, 'math' is probably closer, because it's a contraction with no random S tacked on at the end. Not sure the 'plural' thing stands up to scrutiny either... we don't say Geometries just because there's more than one shape, or Englishes because there are tons of words. Anyway, If I recall correctly, the entire discipline comes from the Babylonians, or Sumerians or somesuch, meaning the original word is probably something even more obscure, so, and don't get mad, even Mathema is saying it wrong... from the point of view of a Babylonian or a Sumerian. There's probably some cuneiform tablet buried in the desert, where a disgruntled Sumerian has recorded his anger that these stupid Greek cunts are calling it Mathema. Point being... point being Fuck the Huns. Aye, fuck the huns. The rest is pish. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ass and do some math, math math math math math. Name that movie. Nae idea. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 1 hour ago, Geoff_Tipps said: School of Cock. Horrendous movie. Sounds it. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted March 6, 2021 Share Posted March 6, 2021 10 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Speakin' of Americanisms. I fukin' hate the word 'math' as in 'you do the math'. It's fuckin maths you stupid yank cunts. It's short for mathematics. Plural. Fuckin' math my arse. Fuck off. The use of 'Super'. im super excited. it's super easy to do its super big ...and so on. No! Link to comment
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