Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just to shut her up. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 19 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A real pet hate of mine is when you think you've done a shite, get up to wipe, and then you think 'fuck sake there's more' so you have to sit down again and wait it out. Time consuming Why are you getting up to wipe? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Aye cause folk carry a spare glass with them . Idiot Fuck off nosey. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 37 minutes ago, YorkDon said: I ken it’s nae you Don cos the boy isna leching sleazily over the lassie sat in front of him. She'd be putty in my hands Yorko. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 48 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said: Men drinking white wine..lol Better than being bald and trying to hide it with a combover. Lol. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Better than being bald and trying to hide it with a combover. Lol. Don't own a comb.? Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 52 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Would you pump Greta Thunberg? Gay if you wouldn't, IMO. Shes developing in to a right wee stunner. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Frightening Pervlife What's frightening about saying a woman is attractive? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 45 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Because you're supposed to. Folk that wipe sitting down are freaks. What?? This is madness. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 54 minutes ago, Roberto said: Away days. Away days are fine cos it’s expected.The train wisna busy, so they could’ve fucked off into another carriage to chat utter shite. 44 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: She'd be putty in my hands Yorko. I don’t doubt it stud. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Nothing. Knowing who she is since she was 13/14 and perving on her the moment she's of age. Girls with Aspergers can be attractive too you fucking disabledist. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Her tits are barely budding. Can see the appeal on here. Also, grown men saying poo Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 That weird touch the pitch with your finger then kiss it and look up to the sky thing that foreign players do when coming on fuck is that all about? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 Just now, Poodler said: That weird touch the pitch with your finger then kiss it and look up to the sky thing that foreign players do when coming on fuck is that all about? ^yip and kissing yir tattoos/yir wrist/ after a goal - the fuck yi playing at min I hate how one player does it then the rest think its cool and copy it. Absolute fucking rockets Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Giving thanks to God to be in such a blessed situation. Good on them. Do it myself regularly. what’s his name? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 15 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Giving thanks to God to be in such a blessed situation. Good on them. Do it myself regularly. Please give us a few examples where you do this. So we can rip the piss out of you. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 6 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Nothing. Knowing who she is since she was 13/14 and perving on her the moment she's of age. You've concocted that scenario all by yourself man. For the watching, you are. Link to comment
johnstrac Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 57 minutes ago, Roberto said: Or jump from the top of a 20 storey building and pray you don't turn to absolute soup when you hit the bottom. If you're back on here afterwards, posting then I'll believe God exists. Over to you GB. I don't think He micro manages to that extent. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 27 minutes ago, Parklife said: You've concocted that scenario all by yourself man. For the watching, you are. Trouble in paradise Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: When I get: Beer. Chocolate. Listening to Morrissey. Hear birds singing. Look in my cats face. Talking to your Mum. Wake up to a sunny day. Rainfall. Mountain views. A good meal. Beaches. Bitches. Poetry. The stars at night. A peaceful good meditation. Seeing children and old people happy. A funny Ke1t/AK/Milne post. What about when you're getting bummed by a black man? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Blah blah blah 18, so I can shag you In her own words Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Hello Greta, 14? Can't wait til your 18, so I can shag you She's 18 now. Almost 19 in fact. You've ascribed paedophilia where there is none. Bizarre man. Stop looking for pointless fights. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Then I pray it's over fast and it's Hanz and Brians turn soon. As karma prescribes. Sounds quite bent. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: Sounds quite bent. Exactly. If it’s such an ordeal, you’d ski pole the other two so it was over ASAP. Sounds like he quite enjoys the anticipation of what’s to follow. Pervert. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 It was clear Hermione from Harry Potter was going to blossom. Then she over blossomed to a man hating annoyance. Greta looks like she lives under a bridge eating mushrooms with fellow trolls. I also spied Ariana Grande from a young age on Sam & Cat. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 3, 2021 Share Posted October 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Roberto said: Can't get right into the bum hole if you're standing up. Sit down is normal behaviour. I'm at an age where I even sit down to pee. CBA standing. You're actually the first person I've heard of that stands up. Standing up is the way to go here. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 In all the years of idiots posting absolute nonsense, borderline illegal content its the fact there are people who stand up to wipe their anus thats shook me to the core. Madness. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Why? What benefit is there to standing up? It's crazy stuff. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Why? What benefit is there to standing up? It's crazy stuff. It's comfier. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Standing up would compress the cheeks and spread the mess. Illogical behaviour. Link to comment
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