RAZOR Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 I walked in on an elderly lady wiping her bottom on the train coming home from @Roberto stagger. She was standing. No pics unfortunately. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 11 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I'm in O'Neills @Poodler @cheesepipes Join me Im grounded till next week brother, fly the flag Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 4 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: It's comfier. Impossible. Its a bloody nonsense. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 2 hours ago, RAZOR said: I walked in on an elderly lady wiping her bottom on the train coming home from @Roberto stagger. She was standing. No pics unfortunately. Maybe she was filming herself for Onlyfans. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 3 hours ago, RAZOR said: I walked in on an elderly lady wiping her bottom on the train coming home from @Roberto stagger. She was standing. No pics unfortunately. Could have been worse - could have been @minijc after that feable attempt at that curry. Link to comment
minijc Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said: Could have been worse - could have been @minijc after that feable attempt at that curry. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 2 hours ago, dazzy_deff said: Could have been worse - could have been @minijc after that feable attempt at that curry. Even the Korma had a kick to it in that place ?. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: ^ What place is this and what curry did Mini struggle with? I’ve done a couple of Phaals in my time (nae bother) Some place in Newcastle. Advertised as the hottest curry in the UK or some pish. I had a wee taste on a naan and it was fuckin mental. But then again i guzzle a pint of milk with a tikka massala so im not really one to judge. Hotter than a phaal according to the boy who worked there. Mini tried to show off claiming he had hot curries all the time, then almost collapsed after 3 forkfuls. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Whatsapp being down. Pain in the arse. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 44 minutes ago, Parklife said: Whatsapp being down. Pain in the arse. Is that like Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 had the kismet one in edinburgh after some Dutch courage Before but dinna usually order mega hot curries medium for moi Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 had the kismet one in edinburgh after some Dutch courage Before but dinna usually order mega hot curries medium for moi Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Jeff Buckley - hallelujah not dissing his whole catalogue but that song is just drivel I expect bluto to like it, given some of his recent posts Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Poodler said: Jeff Buckley - hallelujah not dissing his whole catalogue but that song is just drivel I expect bluto to like it, given some of his recent posts Lost Highway is about his only good song Link to comment
Guest Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Some disgraceful Jeff Buckley slander One of the greats Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 Facers being down thus proving the female 50% of the world are even more outraged, indignant and emotional without the fucking thing than they are with it Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted October 4, 2021 Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Its not his song. Aye Leonard Nemoy did it originally Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Its not his song. Did I say it was? Cohen is shit aswell Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 Phil Collins - you can’t hurry love is an abomination and an affront to decency. doesn’t mean I suggest it’s his song edit, the arrogance of the man to think he could improve that song btw. Up there with Simon cowell for corrupting modern music Link to comment
YorkDon Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 13 hours ago, 1903Fitba said: Lost Highway is about his only good song I haven’t listened to much Jeff Buckley but the only one that I would never skip is Everybody Here Wants You. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 5, 2021 Share Posted October 5, 2021 You’re a tired routine Hanzoid 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 6, 2021 Share Posted October 6, 2021 The phrase "Across the pond" Fuck off. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Fuck is this on Question Time?!? ? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 7, 2021 Share Posted October 7, 2021 Was expecting this Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Binmen who refuse to uplift items made with plastic as part of uplifting waste for recycling?. How are black bags stuffed with VHS tapes not plastic and therefore not accepted as recyclable waste? After all, this creates a manky environment and breeding ground for viruses to procreate and spread, does it not? My bin was returned unemptied this morning. Buggers! Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Binmen who refuse to uplift items made with plastic as part of uplifting waste for recycling?. How are black bags stuffed with VHS tapes not plastic and therefore not accepted as recyclable waste? After all, this creates a manky environment and breeding ground for viruses to procreate and spread, does it not? My bin was returned unemptied this morning. Buggers! Pretty obvious that you shouldn't put black bags in your plastic bin, I'd have said. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 23 minutes ago, Parklife said: Pretty obvious that you shouldn't put black bags in your plastic bin, I'd have said. Thanks for the advice. Never knew that. You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them? Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Thanks for the advice. Never knew that. No worries. 18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: You truly are a wealth of knowledge and an asset to humanity. Cheers. Very nice of you to think that. I think you're exaggerating through. 18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I have sent an email to ICI to get their take on it. Do you have shares in ICI or work for them? Nah. Neither. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, Parklife said: No worries. Cheers. Very nice of you to think that. I think you're exaggerating through. Nah. Neither. No probs min?. I won't hold you back anymore from tidying up and putting your equipment away, in accordance with the Health & Safety at Work Act (of course), before you queue up to clock-out just now. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Surely one of the nippiest things that can happen is yer old dear getting a new phone. Fucking hell. 2 Link to comment
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