Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said: Shocking behaviour. I'm glad the rules of Caravan Club applied and she was swiftly moved on. I like the Germans. Nice people. I like them so much I married one. Does she have a motorhome? Is she an ignorant cunt? Does she shave her oxters? Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Does she have a motorhome? Is she an ignorant cunt? Does she shave her oxters? No, No and Yes. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Just now, styrofoamplates said: No, No and Yes. All good. Give her my love and regards.😉 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: All good. Give her my love and regards.😉 Will do! 😆 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Germans > Brits (scum of the earth) 2 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: Germans > Brits (scum of the earth) Still readin' my posts then? Thank you. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: Shocking behaviour. I'm glad the rules of Caravan Club applied and she was swiftly moved on. I like the Germans. Nice people. I like them so much I married one. What do you think of the Dutch compared to the Germans (and others)?? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Betty Swallicks said: The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. ^ This Dancing cause you sold your car for a knock down price. Fantastic. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 7 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. Particularly the odious fat boot in the current one. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Particularly the odious fat boot in the current one. Never knew your wife was in it like 😉 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 51 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: What do you think of the Dutch compared to the Germans (and others)?? I like the Dutch. They are very friendly and chilled. But very matter of fact and straightforward. They well you exactly what they think and don’t beat around the bush. Can come across as rude sometimes, but it’s just their way. I find Germans to be very welcoming and very funny, but with a dry sense of humour, which is similar to mine. Very generous and hospitable. Used to work for a French company with loads of French people. Found them to be all arrogant arseholes. But guess it’s just their way. 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Betty Swallicks said: The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. Mentioned it on this thread before, i mute the telly as quickly as possible. Dreadful adverts. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 53 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Worst “workmate” ever was a Frog head chef Ex Foreign Legion too Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 minute ago, styrofoamplates said: Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? I had some on my legs after walkin' through brambles. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Soy fo ma waf I have no idea what that even means albeit I've seen it on here loads. Something to do with Chois I'd imagine. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I have no idea what that even means albeit I've seen it on here loads. Something to do with Chois I'd imagine. So you do have an idea what it's about. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 15 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: So you do have an idea what it's about. Was just a guess. Maybe I should have said. I have no idea. What does that even mean? Link to comment
Dad Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 26 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? The Roman Legion That's the lot probably Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said: The We Buy Any Car adverts with the dancing gypes. This was the worst one, Moobs probably would : Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 6 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Very close. We popped awa' for a takeaway curry and when we got back a kraut had parked in our pitch. Fuckin cunt even moved our reserved sign to get her hunmobile in. Suffice to say the crusty auld boot was moved within 2 minutes of our return. Ignorant cow. Fuckin hate the Krauts even more. It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance. Booed it ti fuck. Bastard!!!! Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 15 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Fuckin hate the Krauts even more. It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance. Booed it ti fuck. Bastard!!!! Christ you’re a dull cunt. Hope the handbrake comes off when you’re sleeping Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said: Christ you’re a dull cunt. Hope the handbrake comes off when you’re sleeping Aye, wasn't my brightest moment. I'm parked on the flat so the handbrake is irrelevant. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Unlike the handbrake on a boat, which is vital. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: Unlike the handbrake on a boat, which is vital. Used to have a boat. I'm nae tellin' yeh far I fished wi it tho.🤐😁 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 1 hour ago, styrofoamplates said: Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? Jim. 3 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: It appears that when I reversed the motorhome back to square it up in the pitch after she'd moved I went over the rear wheel of my mountain bike, which was lyin' at the end of the stance. Haha. Useless twat Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Haha. Useless twat 😁😁I ken. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 4 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: Apart from the Foreign Legion, The British Legion and Legion of Doom. Are there any other Legions? feyenoord fans. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: 😁😁I ken. 😄 Link to comment
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