Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I am a nerd. But a nerd with a nice length of schlong. And stupid glasses and a balding head. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: I am a nerd. But a nerd with a nice length of schlong. Still got the remnants of the white grape juice bottle from Christmas time, Hanz loon? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 20 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: And stupid glasses and a balding head. and (patchy) bumfluff Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: and (patchy) bumfluff No need to have any of those redeeming features to be a nerd........ I remember this smug bastard of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?... An absolute cock. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Weirdo I agree you are. Hope you have a good night regardless. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 3 hours ago, Roberto said: Cunts who take the minus offer on The Chase. Weasels. That was 100% the correct offer today. Link to comment
Roberto Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, dazzy_deff said: That was 100% the correct offer today. He was a shit bag. Fucking shit bag. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Then this almost middle-aged cunt puts on his shiny new trendy toff trainers and goes back to his shared dusty, grubby, dingy, jizzed-on flat to track down more kids to shag on the internet. Kid shagger. 1 Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 The David Jason of AFC Chat, Donald Fondler (of kids). Will this get me banned? Who cares. I'm pretty bored to fucking shit of this site and it's druggy, miserable posters. There's literally about seven guys on here who have proper knowledge of football. The rest are druggy cunts, alkie cunts and just... cuuuuuuuuuuuunts. 3 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 6 minutes ago, GAME OF BILLIONS said: Then this almost middle-aged cunt puts on his shiny new trendy toff trainers and goes back to his shared flat to track down more kids to shag on the internet. Kid shagger. Almost? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: ^^^ hopes he’s one ☝️ He's not. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 6 minutes ago, Parklife said: Name the 7, GOB, if you don't mind. I honestly can't be arsed. It's those guys who just concisely say, "aye, great game, game player, need to watch when they play [insert team]..." The problem with forums is that... people go on them. Once AI gets perfected and no humans are allowed on the internet, things will be fun again. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: He's not. Shut it, Don Fondler (of kids). 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Go and take your face for a plop. Tell your mum to open her mouth like normal then. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Shut it, Don Fondler (of kids). I respectfully decline your request, ice cube balls. Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 The trick to going on forums is to genuinely, genuinely, GENUINELY not give a fuck and never ever ever give a fuck about getting banned. If you take the opposite approach, then you'll never enjoy yourself. I honestly think that few on here give a fuck about football. It's like if you went on a site dedicated to a band and brought up other bands, even classical music and you were met, probably rightly, with apathy (and cunts who post badly taken - due to being druggy cunts - photos of their stepped-on-shit drugs) you've only got yourself to blame. Anyway, being a sad cunt, I made this... https://logwork.com/countdown-4q7o Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 13 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Go and take your face for a plop. his face is a plop Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 Just now, Bluto10 said: his face is a plop Aye ok Leo. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I respectfully decline your request, ice cube balls. DF:OK Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 8 Share Posted March 8 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: DF:OK Ach you're OK also Parko. Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 11 Share Posted March 11 Corporate talk: from the dons statement last night Implement certain structural changes within our football set up. Implement new and additional policy, practices, and processes that will further strengthen all levels of player training and development, player pathway, scouting and recruitment and football performance. Novelty speak for pseudo intellectuals/ manager types. Anyone who speaks like that in real life would perform very badly at pleasuring a woman Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Prob been said already but folk who use the term "fur babies". Also "buzzing" (the term, nae aerosols). Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Ignorant cunts hogging the pavement texting on their mobile phones whilst you are trying to pass them.🤬 Truly selfish pricks/prickesses/trans-pricks. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Ignorant cunts hogging the pavement texting on their mobile phones whilst you are trying to pass them.🤬 Truly selfish pricks/prickesses/trans-pricks. You should physically assault them min. 1 Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 When you crack an egg and some egg shell falls in. That sucks. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: You should physically assault them min. Aye min. I'm getting fucking pissed off with it. Stopped short so far with chibbing someone though. Today, it was an auld wife of around 80 years old, mind you there's been plenty of folk of all ages that I've had a word with regarding their selfish antics. "Am I invisible?" "Ignorant cunt", and "I am here am I nae?" are just a few phrases I've used when encountering these instances. Nae wonder I dinna like going oot. Fuck me, I dinna carry a bloody symbol cane about with me for a laugh. 1 Link to comment
sigh Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 19 minutes ago, madjockmcferson said: When you crack an egg and some egg shell falls in. That sucks. use the big bit of eggshell to fish out the wee bit that fell in more tips available on Viz 1 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 37 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye min. I'm getting fucking pissed off with it. Stopped short so far with chibbing someone though. Today, it was an auld wife of around 80 years old, mind you there's been plenty of folk of all ages that I've had a word with regarding their selfish antics. "Am I invisible?" "Ignorant cunt", and "I am here am I nae?" are just a few phrases I've used when encountering these instances. Nae wonder I dinna like going oot. Fuck me, I dinna carry a bloody symbol cane about with me for a laugh. Time you got a dog I'd say. Folk will think you're at it if you've just got a stick and then turn round and speak to them. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Folk that say "Ohh my days!" usually the same type of glekit gype that says "Bruv" and "I'm not even being funny but". 1 Link to comment
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