Simply Red Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 Probs get some amount of flange with a guide dog. Lassies up i Broch be weet wi at like min cain. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 5 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Time you got a dog I'd say. Folk will think you're at it if you've just got a stick and then turn round and speak to them. I would love to get a dog min. Dinna qualify through the guide dog scheme in Scotland but would down south. You are absolutely spot on about folk thinking I'm at it. Hence why I dinna socialise anymore. Fuck them, poisonous cunts. It's amazing how much geniuses/know-it-alls there are in our society when it comes to diagnosing someone's conditions or believing what the MSM say (e g. The Blob). Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 3 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Probs get some amount of flange with a guide dog. Lassies up i Broch be weet wi at like min cain. Oh fuck aye they wid min. A great turn-on for the opposite sex one having a guide dog. Never seen ony quines up here with a guide dog, plenty of lassies with a bull mastiff though. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 45 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Oh fuck aye they wid min. A great turn-on for the opposite sex one having a guide dog. Never seen ony quines up here with a guide dog, plenty of lassies with a bull mastiff though. 👨🦯 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 55 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I would love to get a dog min. Dinna qualify through the guide dog scheme in Scotland but would down south. You are absolutely spot on about folk thinking I'm at it. Hence why I dinna socialise anymore. Fuck them, poisonous cunts. It's amazing how much geniuses/know-it-alls there are in our society when it comes to diagnosing someone's conditions or believing what the MSM say (e g. The Blob). People only matter if you let them. Socialise away, and if someone bothers you, angers you, or says something that incurs your righteous displeasure then they are OOT the circle of friendship before they ever got in. Ghost them to their face. Immediately discard toxic rat-fucks. Life's too short to listen to their rat-fuck bullshit. But don't refuse to socialise, because there are rat-fucks in all aspects of life... 3 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: 👨🦯 Touchè, my friend.👍 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: People only matter if you let them. Socialise away, and if someone bothers you, angers you, or says something that incurs your righteous displeasure then they are OOT the circle of friendship before they ever got in. Ghost them to their face. Immediately discard toxic rat-fucks. Life's too short to listen to their rat-fuck bullshit. But don't refuse to socialise, because there are rat-fucks in all aspects of life... Your are absolutely spot on there min.👍 The world is swarming with vermin (the human version). When it comes to socialising in the toon, I cannot handle it My pal phoned me out of the blue last Saturday asking if I fancy going out for a pint (the first time in 6 months). Watched us beat Kilmarnock then headed up to the boozer he was in. Came away after one pint. Wasn't at ease at all due to my eyes in relation to where others were standing (I fucking hate it when folk stand on my blind/last hand side*) and being in the company of folk that have gave me fucking grief about my eye conditions and being out of work. *Loved Pass the Dutchie by Musical Youth. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I would love to get a dog min. Dinna qualify through the guide dog scheme in Scotland but would down south. You are absolutely spot on about folk thinking I'm at it. Hence why I dinna socialise anymore. Fuck them, poisonous cunts. It's amazing how much geniuses/know-it-alls there are in our society when it comes to diagnosing someone's conditions or believing what the MSM say (e g. The Blob). The age old question. Who picks up guide dog shit? Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 9 minutes ago, The Boofon said: The age old question. Who picks up guide dog shit? Guide dogs get tablets that causes the shit to dissolve and disappear within minutes. I am surprised you never knew that. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 21 minutes ago, The Boofon said: The age old question. Who picks up guide dog shit? What is/what does a Rotary Club do is another one. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted March 13 Site Sponsor Share Posted March 13 7 minutes ago, Tommy said: Guide dogs get tablets that causes the shit to dissolve and disappear within minutes. I am surprised you never knew that. Shite 💩 Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 5 minutes ago, RAZOR said: What is/what does a Rotary Club do is another one. Kills seals? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 27 minutes ago, Dom Sullivan said: Shite 💩 Never seen the film Envy? Stuff comes in a can. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 28 minutes ago, Tommy said: Kills seals? Is that not a Canadian Club? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: The age old question. Who picks up guide dog shit? The cooncil road/payment sweepers. Effortlessly carried out with the use of graft, craft, and technology. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 2 hours ago, Tommy said: Kills seals? If I could post pictures it would've been one off Sealhenry Samuel but alas. Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 13 Share Posted March 13 8 minutes ago, RAZOR said: If I could post pictures it would've been one off Sealhenry Samuel but alas. Here you go. 1 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Bags for your dogs shite to be deposited in being constructed of a ridiculously low gauge polythene. If I'm allowed to double up on my grievances may I add dog walkers who leave their bagged dogs shit along walkways or even more bizarrely hanging off branches. What the actual fuck is that all about. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 3 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Bags for your dogs shite to be deposited in being constructed of a ridiculously low gauge polythene. If I'm allowed to double up on my grievances may I add dog walkers who leave their bagged dogs shit along walkways or even more bizarrely hanging off branches. What the actual fuck is that all about. Its this generations porno mag in a bush Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Folk who dont pick up their dogs shite. Subhuman scum. 1 2 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 minute ago, Simply Red said: Folk who dont pick up their dogs shite. Subhuman scum. Do you think we're maybe being a bit too literal with our pet hates? Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 6 minutes ago, Dad said: Its this generations porno mag in a bush Workies huts were my go to. A regular Aladdin's cave of porn mags, donkey jackets with coins a plenty in the pockets and empty juice bottles to be gathered up and taken to a local shoppy for deposit money. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 6 minutes ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Do you think we're maybe being a bit too literal with our pet hates? HSE has fucked pilfering (meant in reply to the above post no this one ✌️) Link to comment
GAME OF BILLIONS Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 3/13/2024 at 12:15 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Ignorant cunts hogging the pavement texting on their mobile phones whilst you are trying to pass them.🤬 Truly selfish pricks/prickesses/trans-pricks. Most people on the streets, shops, etc. seem zoned-the-fuck-out these days. Proper dithering going on in 2024. Olympic Dithering, Trolley-Pushing Triathlon, Women's Pizza-Discus. Gold medal to obese cunts in black puffer jackets named Shona. Get to the podium, Shona! Now! Hurry up! Stop dither... oh aye, you're Number 1 at dithering, forgot, sorry. Kill yourselves quicker. 💀😂🤡 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Do you think we're maybe being a bit too literal with our pet hates? No Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 2 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Bags for your dogs shite to be deposited in being constructed of a ridiculously low gauge polythene. If I'm allowed to double up on my grievances may I add dog walkers who leave their bagged dogs shit along walkways or even more bizarrely hanging off branches. What the actual fuck is that all about. That does my tits in as well. If i saw somebody doing that i’d either smear their dog shite on their car or hoose windees. I was told that they apparently do this to save them carrying it all the way to and from the furthest point of their walk and so they can pick it up on their way back. Arseholes Link to comment
johnstrac Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Mrs S tells me she saw a guy carryyng a bag of shite with him the other day but there was no sign of a dog ! Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 9 minutes ago, johnstrac said: Mrs S tells me she saw a guy carryyng a bag of shite with him the other day but there was no sign of a dog ! Thieving cunt. 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 16 minutes ago, johnstrac said: Mrs S tells me she saw a guy carryyng a bag of shite with him the other day but there was no sign of a dog ! Starvin Link to comment
daytripping Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 3 hours ago, Simply Red said: Folk who dont pick up their dogs shite. Subhuman scum. There's too many people with dogs full stop, must be a covid thing. Should need a license, like a car, too many minks own dogs. £500 a license, go to several classes how to look after and train your dog, only available to people in employment or pensioners. 1 Link to comment
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