Redforever86 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 41 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Take your word for it, i don't read the press and the Hat is my only social media. Ok, fair enough. It just seemed quite coincidental, and possible someone had mentioned it to you face to face and then you put it on here. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: = low (facebook) friend count Facebook lol. Is that still a thing? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Leaf blowers. Slope across the road uses his every day. Pointless endeavour. suspect he just does it to get away from his awful life in the house tbh (3 young kids) 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, Poodler said: Leaf blowers. Slope across the road uses his every day. Pointless endeavour. suspect he just does it to get away from his awful life in the house tbh (3 young kids) Autumn. LOL. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 11 hours ago, Poodler said: Leaf blowers. Slope across the road uses his every day. Pointless endeavour. suspect he just does it to get away from his awful life in the house tbh (3 young kids) . Haven't heard that expression for yonks min. A very apt. adjective indeed.👍 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I could see the satisfaction of blowing leaves into your neighbours garden when he or she is out to work. Link to comment
BitWait Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Is Slope not an Americanism ? No matter if it is , it's a good one. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 1 hour ago, BitWait said: Is Slope not an Americanism ? No matter if it is , it's a good one. It might be min, a very, straight-to-the-point descriptive word that originated either during WWII, the Vietnam War, or was a word used in the film Full Metal Jacket.🤔😄 Edit: Bluto has clarified its origin.👍 Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 The serving lassies in baker shops getting stroppy when you decide you want a very specific pie / funcy piece far behind the glass cabinet and you try to direct them towards it in a golden shot stylee. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 The four eyed baldy but beardy jewish bloke on GB News 'Headliners'. Josh Howie? What the fuck sort of undercover name is that for an Ikey Mo to be sporting. Anyway he's an ultra Zionist and he drives me round the feckin bend. The yankee bloke (Lewis Schaffer. Proper yid name but he doesn't make a big deal out of being Jewish) on the other hand is off his nut and cheers me up no end with his utter madness. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 15 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said: The serving lassies in baker shops getting stroppy when you decide you want a very specific pie / funcy piece far behind the glass cabinet and you try to direct them towards it in a golden shot stylee. It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬 It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 16 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬 It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄 That your trigger word? 🍆 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 18 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬 It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄 Fits the best baker up the road, MAD? As in the quality of the pie, not the customer service 😡😡 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 20 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬 It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄 You ever haggled over a pie MAD? 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 7 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: That your trigger word? 🍆 Trigger word = micro? Yes.🤬👍 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 18 minutes ago, Poodler said: Fits the best baker up the road, MAD? As in the quality of the pie, not the customer service 😡😡 I would say unequivocally it is Webster's Bakery on the High Street up our way, Poodler min. Their caramel doughnuts are orgasmic.👍 Less expensive and better than Bruce's and Murdoch Allan's. The latter is a ripping off lad, whilst the owner of the former is a full-on tim. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: You ever haggled over a pie MAD? Aye, I have, when the baker vans used to do the rounds in 80s. Due to pocket money limitations, the driver of the van would cut us a deal based on the level of coin I had on me at the time when wishing to purchase a scotch pie or fancy piece. I miss them baker vans.😄 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye, I have, when the baker vans used to do the rounds in 80s. Due to pocket money limitations, the driver of the van would cut us a deal based on the level of coin I had on me at the time when wishing to purchase a scotch pie or fancy piece. I miss them baker vans.😄 Aitkens van then Mitchell and muil then strarthdee Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 3 hours ago, chief_wiggum said: Aitkens van then Mitchell and muil then strarthdee Hopefully you never received received any extras from the man on the Aitkens van min.🙏 Strathdee used to have a place on the High Street in Fraserburgh called the Light Bite in the 80s into the 90s. Bought over by a company called Limond's IIRC. 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 13 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Hopefully you never received received any extras from the man on the Aitkens van min.🙏 Strathdee used to have a place on the High Street in Fraserburgh called the Light Bite in the 80s into the 90s. Bought over by a company called Limond's IIRC. I’m not judging them on their kiddy fiddling expertise, more their strawberry tarts and cream buns 🤤 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 20 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: I’m not judging them on their kiddy fiddling expertise, more their strawberry tarts and cream buns 🤤 Their butteries fae Wilson's newsagent on King Street were grand as well min until their taste were somewhat soured.😄 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 27 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said: I’m not judging them on their kiddy fiddling expertise, more their strawberry tarts and cream buns 🤤 They involved with any cream pies? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Wifies fitba on the beeb away to start just now Martin Boyles missus just reffering to a wimin player as her ‘man of the match’ in her last game. That a hate crime? Im confused, angry and offended. Email getting sent to the beeb. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 10 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Wifies fitba on the beeb away to start just now Martin Boyles missus just reffering to a wimin player as her ‘man of the match’ in her last game. That a hate crime? Im confused, angry and offended. Email getting sent to the beeb. Dinna, theyll start talking about MVPs. Which I always thought was the line of her knickers so there you go. Link to comment
Dad Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 23 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: It's when the member of the bakery staff who is serving you ask, after you have picked your pie of choice, if you want it heated up in the "micro".🤬 It's a fucking microwave, you daft bint.😄 The mystery as to why you clash with checkout cunts deepens Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 The superhuman power a for woman to spotlessly tidy and clean a house on a Friday, before turning into it into a complete bomb site while getting ready to go out "but you don't do anything." Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 2 hours ago, Dad said: The mystery as to why you clash with checkout cunts deepens 😄😄. I just like getting proper customer service, just like anyone else, min. It's not hard to ask (and receive). Link to comment
Dons79 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 34 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: 😄😄. I just like getting proper customer service, just like anyone else, min. It's not hard to ask (and receive). 😂, does a bakery worker calling it a micro instead of a microwave constitute bad customer service?, maybe a slight overreaction perhaps?, maybe pissed aff at something worthwhile and projected your anger at the bakery lady?. they don’t call you mad for no reason😂😂 1 Link to comment
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