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What Are Your Hobbies?


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Excluding Fitba, things of a sexual nature, and drinking.... them being the three things that ALL normal heterosexual males do. Those are a given.... so "Wanking into a sock and hanging it on the wall of my bedroom", while certainly qualifying as an interesting and unusual hobby, isn't what we're looking for on this particular thread. Mebbes we can start a thread dedicated to what's your sexual perversion just to cater for the wall-hanging-sock-wank community.

 

Me, I like to dick around with movie-making software, making short, half-arsed fillums that I get bored with 20 minutes into the process, leaving me with tons of worthless, unfinished vignettes that take up hard drive space and little else.

 

I also like fitba, wanking and getting drun.... ah, f**k.

 

Yersels?

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Excluding Fitba, things of a sexual nature, and drinking.... them being the three things that ALL normal heterosexual males do. Those are a given.... so "Wanking into a sock and hanging it on the wall of my bedroom", while certainly qualifying as an interesting and unusual hobby, isn't what we're looking for on this particular thread. Mebbes we can start a thread dedicated to what's your sexual perversion just to cater for the wall-hanging-sock-wank community.

 

Me, I like to dick around with movie-making software, making short, half-arsed fillums that I get bored with 20 minutes into the process, leaving me with tons of worthless, unfinished vignettes that take up hard drive space and little else.

 

I also like fitba, wanking and getting drun.... ah, f**k.

 

Yersels?

 

 

On a serious note I'd a conversation with a guy I know just after New Year.

 

He got signed by Sunderland as a youth and was in the same team and signed at the same time as Ally McCoist.

 

Anyway we got chatting and he was telling me about the time he played at Old Trafford in the FA youth Cup and was up against Norman Whiteside and Bryan Robson (I think it was those two but no doubt some statto anorak will come along and say impossible)

 

Anyway I thought that was pretty damn cool and asked my mates what the coolest thing they've ever done.

 

I've not done anything that exciting so I've set myself two goals for this year.

 

One is to learn how to make balloon animals and the other is to learn to play the mouth organ.

 

Now it's nae Old Trafford but it's good enough.

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One is to learn how to make balloon animals and the other is to learn to play the mouth organ.

 

The moothie's a cakewalk min, just point and shoot. I would recommend a wireless, digital moothie.

 

Balloon animals aye? I dinna want to know why the hell you would need to know how to do that :gay:

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The moothie's a cakewalk min, just point and shoot. I would recommend a wireless, digital moothie.

 

Balloon animals aye? I dinna want to know why the hell you would need to know how to do that :gay:

 

 

To entertian my 2 year old daughter you crazy fool.

 

I just use bags of sweets for what you're thinking. Easier and cheaper.

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To entertian my 2 year old daughter you crazy fool.

 

I just use bags of sweets for what you're thinking. Easier and cheaper.

 

Got you now.

 

Just buy balloons min, it's cheaper and less hassle.

 

Bairns are difficult to impress, so I'd imagine the lengths you go to to learn that would be met with an underwhelming reaction, if mine were anything to go by.

 

These are the bees knees for daughters min:

 

Animal hand puppets

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Hobbies are for wastrels and the vacuous of mind. We wee frees advocate respect and work, with a day of silent contemplation of the lord on Sundays.

 

None o youse c.unts are real Scots. No backbone. Calvin would have been horrified at how weak Jock Tamsons bairns have become.

 

As for computer games, dinna start me....

You really are a tedious person.

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