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  • 2 weeks later...

That's a good looking midget chick.

 

Wouldn't touch her with that wanker Daytripping's cock, though... because it turns out I'm prejudiced against the little people.

 

I hadn't realised I was a sizeist until I got speaking to a chick in a bar in Aberdeen back in the day. Bar's packed, I'm boozy as fuck, chick's really good looking... everything seems normal until she says she has to go to the little girl's room...

 

... she hops down off the chair she was standing on, and it turns out she only comes up to about my waist.

 

...anyway, I said something size related to her mate, the midget chick gives me a right hook, and the deal was off.

 

In retrospect, given she was about the size of an eight year old, proportionately, I could have spent a night pretending I was big John Holmes.

 

...or Jimmy Savile.

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