oilcat Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Behind the auld water tower in Culter efter a Friday night disco........ Pulled some howlers back in the days fan I was a DJ Link to comment
Nespa Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 In a bus shelter in Cumbernauld...couldnt get ma Adidas managers jacket off quick enough! Link to comment
tommo1903 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 15 year auld, her hoose. Anyone ever read Anthony Keides (sp) autobiography? He lost his virginity in strange circumstances... Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 in my bedroom with the neighbour She climbed across the roof My ma caught us the 4th or 5th time Her dad banned her from ever seeing me again, that ban made her really horny! ah memories Link to comment
stand_free Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 In my house. Still with the woman in question to this day. Can pretty mind any of it though, was pretty hooped :drink: Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 In a bus shelter in Cumbernauld...couldnt get ma Adidas managers jacket off quick enough!Is your cock on your upper body like? Link to comment
Nespa Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Is your cock on your upper body like? no but the old adidas managers jackets of the 90's went down below your waist and also had a inside tie which i had knotted! Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 behind the local public library Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Does it count if you don't drain yer spuds? If so In my bedroom when I was about 11....In wriggle wriggle ....pump pump...... got embarrassed..... gave up Years later in my late teens in my bedroom, had to stop half way through to go to the bog to throw up as I was wellied. Link to comment
Nespa Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Does it count if you don't drain yer spuds? If so In my bedroom when I was about 11....In wriggle wriggle ....pump pump...... got embarrassed..... gave up Years later in my late teens in my bedroom, had to stop half way through to go to the bog to throw up as I was wellied. I once bokked when i was drinking from the furry cup and spewed a little! the lassie punched me in the face! Link to comment
phoenix Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I was the original Couldnae work out how it was done , was it like this: or this: ....and I STILL think a hard on was designed for pishing oo'er high walls. Oh aye.....and a flat in Belgrave Terrace. Link to comment
pullman_du Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I once bokked when i was drinking from the furry cup and spewed a little! the lassie punched me in the face! you should have punched her back, sounds like her feminine hygiene regime wasn't all that it should have been Link to comment
RAZOR Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 no but the old adidas managers jackets of the 90's went down below your waist and also had a inside tie which i had knotted!Haha,good man. Link to comment
vanderark14 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I once bokked when i was drinking from the furry cup and spewed a little! the lassie punched me in the face! I was almost sick but managed to hold it down after cowkin a few times, went home with an irish student when I lived in Aberdeen. I dinna mind a stinky fud but this was taking it too far. she had a bad dose of disco fanny Link to comment
stand_free Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Please tell me you boned a heap of dirty hoors before you rekindled your childhood romance. Going to the grave with the taste of only one flange would be a travesty..............its highly commendable though............i'm just a dirty hoor mysel. Probably should have used "girl" rather than "woman" 'cause I'm only 20 and she's 19, so life's nae over... yet Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Behind a fence next to the parkway in bridge of don, was my 15th birthday and her first time also, it was a shambolic affair, which I am not too proud of, once i'd finished i toddled home to mum n dads where they had rather posh visitor freinds in, Nonchelantly walked in said my hellos got to the kitchen to find my green adidas tracky top covered in her blood and my light coloured pepe jeans covered in dog sh*t. Mother was NOT f**kin happy. Link to comment
pullman_du Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Behind a fence next to the parkway in bridge of don, was my 15th birthday and her first time also, it was a shambolic affair, which I am not too proud of, once i'd finished i toddled home to mum n dads where they had rather posh visitor freinds in, Nonchelantly walked in said my hellos got to the kitchen to find my green adidas tracky top covered in her blood and my light coloured pepe jeans covered in dog sh*t. Mother was NOT f**kin happy. is this your way of confessing to a murder Link to comment
Dandie1992 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I was 17, girlfriend at the time, she was a stunning 24 year old. Premier Inn, Aberdeen. Kept our shenanigans a secret for months until we broke up, and the old man gave me a serious nod of approval upon hearing of my exploits. Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 My dad. I was about 5. Link to comment
Big Man Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Its been gettin affa serious on here of late. What we need is a great big mucky thread that everyone can bond over. So, with the news today that an 11 year-old boy has been treated for the clap; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2031342/Boy-11-1-000-16s-treated-sexually-transmitted-infections.html How old were you when you first got your hole? Where did you lose it? Who was it with? Here are my particulars: 15 Up the back wall of an abandoned building in the Brig O Link to comment
tup Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Nothing like an outpouring of lies and exagerration to calm troubled waters. Let the fabrication commence. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 15th birthday at the fence where the parkway straight up the dirt track from Glashieburn, in BOD. She had a lovely minge, she obviously had it all prepped for my entrance.It took a while, and we got interupted by a big white fluffy dog who's owner wouldn't stop whistling. Once finished I went home to find my folks had visitors in and calmly walkked into the living room where I discovered that my nice new green top had fanny blood all over it. Mum was none too pleased Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Nothing like an outpouring of lies and exagerration to calm troubled waters. Let the fabrication commence. I was 8, she was 18 and a page 3 girl. Think she came half a dozen times. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Eh was 14, she was 18 and had jist been Playboy's Playmate of the month. Took her straight fae her private jet to the fields above Fintry where we went at it for 3 days. She said she'd never seen anyone as well-hung in her life, and eh was the best she'd ever had. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 8 years old, on a yacht with a swimwear model off the coast of Italy. Tantric and fantastic! She wasn't bad either! Link to comment
tup Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I was just turned 2, sitting smoking a fag in the cot, minding my own business, when this goddess with massive paps burst in and forced herself on me, and took second pull on my fag as I got a mouthful of pap in exchange, whether I liked it or not, thing on me like a pig's tail, scarred me for life thon. Link to comment
CrazyBullSheep Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I was 7 he was 40 just finished sunday school and we did it in his office bum hurt for weeks after Neil Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I was just turned 2, sitting smoking a fag in the cot, minding my own business, when this goddess with massive paps burst in and forced herself on me, and took second pull on my fag as I got a mouthful of pap in exchange, whether I liked it or not, thing on me like a pig's tail, scarred me for life thon. Yer Ma wiz still breast feeding ye at 2? Link to comment
dj_bollocks Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I was at Nursery... They were all Miss World's, Penthouse Pets Of The Year and Playboy Bunnies, it was on Necker Island, and I claim my 5 pounds... Link to comment
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