Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 whats GLA doing, is he beating some man off under the table? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 why is GLA wearing crotchless leather pants to the pub? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 no GLA i wont suck you off in the bogs. Link to comment
forbesz1903 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 You just in for a heat or you going to buy me a pint? Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Forbesz stop using your ass as a pool table Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Roberto stop putting on Proclaimers Link to comment
forbesz1903 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Razor get away from the dukebox, We've already heard wham, electric 6 and the culture club to much tonight Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 GLA stop teabagging all the other blokes in the bar Link to comment
TheG_L_A Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 GLA, can I suck your cock? No. Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Fit, no sky sports? In that case, I'll have a pint, please. Can you give me some change for the jukey? Link to comment
Henry Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Oh fur fuck sake, here's the bellends out looking for a beer garden. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Where's the toilet. Link to comment
Chrisyboy81 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Away tae fuck ya auld radge! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 dayts is doing a line in the bogs. the daft mentalist. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 "Spray of deodorant? maybe some aftershave" Then they turn the taps on for you and give you a hand towel, and expect money... Get a real job. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 It's nae my round. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 never is, is it dayts you cheap fcuker. Link to comment
Chrisyboy81 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Check the state o that cunt Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dayts has just knocked Bluto oot in the bogs, the daft mentalist. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dayts has just knocked one oot in the bogs, the daft pervert. Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Punter - Sir, do you have Down Down Deeper and Down by The Status Quo on your jukebox ?Barman - Get oot Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dayts- Sir, do you have Teenage Kicks and on your jukebox ?Barman - Get oot Link to comment
robbojunior Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 i gave you a twenty Link to comment
Robbie Winters Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 He doesn't like you. Sorry. *I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself No not that bar in Mos Eisley but the 524 in George Street a couple of years back Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Dayts- Sir, do you have Teenage Kicks and on your jukebox ?Barman - Get oot Is this a cliffhanger? My name is bluto, do you have Sky? Barman - get oot. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 My name is tuppy, do you perchance have bar games like backgammon and charades for the clientele? Barman - get oot you puff. Link to comment
Dynamo Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 bluto - any chance of changing the tele to fulham blackburn? barman - feck off. Link to comment
tup Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Real pubs shouldnt have menus with pictures. They shouldna even have menus. Real pubs are few and far between, and have been neglected so badly in most cases that they reek of pish and are a health hazard just to sit in. If you do up your bar, it's trendy these days to have heaps of glossy stuff whilst paying the useless bastards behind the bar jack shit of a wage and charging through the nose for everything. So I dinna drink basically, odd pint, that's it. Link to comment
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